Dwarf women are best women, all other women, real or imaginary, are scrub tier

Dwarf women are best women, all other women, real or imaginary, are scrub tier.

>no beard

>he likes beards

How do you live with such shit taste?

>dwarves of any kind
>not having beards
Go back to working on your special snowflake setting that nobody will ever use.

Desert Dwarves or Stone-Kin Dwarves?

I like my shorttanks with hips and no facial hair. Fuck you if you can't handle that.

Stone-Kin.

>dwarf women
>when orc girls exist

They're called halflings, bub.

You have shit taste in pornography, good sir.

>I like halfling girls

FTFY

No robust enough, sir. Also, too short.

>halflings can't get Veeky Forums

moving the goalposts like a pro

I meant thicc, not Veeky Forums. Also, halflings are too short

But Stone-Kin are pale and smell of Goblin blood.
Although Desert-kin aren't exactly shortstack and traditionalist.

What setting, idiot not like I really care, you already made an ass of yourself enough for me to not take you seriously, I just wanna laugh even more at your shit lifestyle choices

Any setting.

>hes too much of a pussy to let 9ft green giants snu snu him into unconsciousness
>he can't handle girls who fuck back

Not sure if pansy or just cuck.

Red alien women with deer tails are best women.

Just ask Kirk.

I like gnomes.

>no new art in almost a year
Apparently not the best.

>not 5e elves
You are all swine

Site didn't make money and project was abandoned. No reflection on the females though, they are top-notch.

There would have been more art or fanart, at least.

Snek women are objectively superior.

DWARF WOMEN WITH SIDEBURNS AND MUTTON CHOPS, ARMPIT HAIR, AND BRAIDED PUBES ARE THE BEST

ALL OTHERS MUST BE VARIANTS OF THESE TO BE BEST DWARF WOMAN, AND IT'S EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU'VE ADDED KILTS AND FRECKLES TO THE MIX WITH REDHEADS

I bet she gives really good hugs

LASTLY WEE JAS AND HER CLERY HAVE FUCKING AMAZING WIFE 10/10 TIER WOMEN, EVEN CONVERTED SUCCUBI THAT ARE NE OR GOOD

YES, THAT IS POSSIBLE, THERE ARE 3 EXAMPLES, THE SILVER SKELETON ADVENTURE, THE PLANESCAPE STUFF AND THE WEE JAS CLERIC ARTICLE IN DRAGON MAGAZINE

>Wee Jas
More like yuuuge ass, amirite!

LIKE YOU YOU DON'TIMAGINE WEE JAS IN FUCKING LINGERIE WITH GARTERBELT AND STOCKINGS, YOU ARE PROBABLY A HOMOSEXUAL STD INFESTED ORCUS WORSHIPER.

I was wrong, she's got yuuuuge hands instead.

>did someone break her elbow?

DROW ARE THE LAST BASTION OF THIGH-HIGH PANTIES AND PANTY LINES, AND AWESOME 80'S-90'S PUFFY HAIR, AND CRAZY-SEX.

I'D FUCK THIS SOUL KNIFE, EVEN IF SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME, IT'S WORTH IT.

Stop arguing and post more fantasy bitches

Artist's style I guess, they've done a nerull raid, the art for the Wee Jas article in the DM, I suck at noticing these things.
Unless it's actually a man, in which case, I figure worshiping a death god as a succubi planar cleric makes sense

You have good taste, user.

Orcs are of the highest tastes.

Damn straight.

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>strong independant dwarf who don't need no forge

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Okay. Revision.

Dwarf and Orc women are best.

Fuck off

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>mfw my dwarves are all genderless

Angels are best, fukken Fite me

Do...do they pop out of holes in the ground?

Fuck em. The only metaplanar beings who want to fuck humanoids are probably sick assholes, the metaplanar equivalent of animal fuckers.

>Fuck em

I believe that is his/her point.

Girls with horns. Horny girls.

Fuck stupid blue archons, all of your upper plane furries are shit, none of em are attractive, I'd sooner a Gith, they look like blue african shaven/bald women

Guys, guys

what about

now hear me out

guys, what about humans?

Fucking contrarian hipster.

Weirdo.

>expecting to make money off drawn porn when you work at the speed of molasses and can't stop making 40something bitchbreaker on male porn instead of what sells.

FAGGOT
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>game with best dwarf waifu
>still gets blown out of the water by the elf
When will womanlets learn?

I couldn't figure out how to play that game. I think I may have had a game breaking bug.

>literally tranny manlet -tier taste

Its best to just play it on casual for the political bits.
The RTS is a slog at best once the novelty of burninating things wears off.

>chose the dwarf princess

No regrets.

Dwarves do have a higher rate of butterfaces and undefined builds than other races (and that goes for both sexes) but the rare shapely dwarves knock it out of the park.

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>Not gnomes

Fucking fags

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Bless you, anons.

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I think dorf women could/should have sideburns like middle but at no point should it grow into an actual beard like left. No longbeard dorf women

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This guy gets it.

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Google has failed me, sauce?

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Why were they called dwarves again? Pretty sure that they were head and shoulders above even high elves.

The Giants called them Dwarves and it just kinda stuck.

Were they ever blue? We've only seen the Corpus guy so I don't know what color they'd be.

Are those Dwemer? If so.

"There is no mystery. M'aiq knows all. The dwarves were here, and now they are not! They were very short folk... Or perhaps they were not. It all depends on your perspective. I'm sure they thought they were about the right height."

I treat gnomes as a dwarf-subrace when I have to offer racial choices, otherwise they're dwarves gathered in their own social caste.

Can confirm .

Are you comfortable with a dwarven woman growing her sideburns over a foot long and braiding them?

That character always makes me think of a Gouf with a Gyan shield.

Can I use them as handlebars?

No love for hags?

In addition to the story about the Giants calling them "Dwarves," I also recall something about "Dwemer" actually referring to "low" folk as in they live deep underground, but that getting misinterpreted at some point to mean that they were "low" folk as in physically shorter in stature.

In theory, you could, but:
1) It actually hurts a lot to pull on facial hair
2) Dwarves prize their beards. Your girlfriend is probably going to be leery of anything that could pull out individual hairs.

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Hmmmm. This looks vaguely familiar.

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