Guys... you guys, how do I break it to my wife that I just lost 30k of our retirement funds overnight?

guys... you guys, how do I break it to my wife that I just lost 30k of our retirement funds overnight?

give me a turn at your wife you pathetic soyim

sorry to hear it man, what did you do ?

What happened lad?

If it's crypto, just wait a month and don't tell her.

Nice larper nocoiner cuck

You couldn't get a gf if you payed for it

You don't. take out a loan, throw it on an alt and don't look at it for a few years.

You dont. You wait 3 months and tell her how you made 30k.

Also fucking retard using yorur retirement money. Ffs

>Lemme invest more than I can stand to lose

you didnt lost until you cash out.

sry bro i lost 200 bucks tonight from the btc dump. It will recover tho dont pull out at a loss and then get cucked when it goes to 25k.

You just wait for 6 hours and it'll be swinging back up user.

This. It's a fucking dip. If anything, buy it now. You'll be fine, user.

This man. chances btc wont recover and have at least one last pump before new year is low IMO.

At this point you only have one choice.
Take out a loan and go all in on Crypto, you'll make that 30k back in less than a month, and if you don't you just kill yourself instead.

This is unironically the only option you have.

larping tards as usually
lose 30k when literally nothing was red in 3 days

>Hi honey
>yeah I invested in Bitcoin at the all time high in the midst of a bubble
>no I didn't buy any high potential alts that are currently on the ground floor
>okay I will sleep on the couch

Buy FUN and wait for four months you'll make your money back and some more.

>he didn't go all in on mooncoin

OP there are some coins with a very high successrate for 2018, why don't you invest in one of them and HODL it out until moneyrain.

Why is gold tier above good tier?

Isn't gold a shit metal thats value is only tied to a person's demand to own it? Who would buy something on such a retarded bases?

you illetirat fugg idz
GOD tier

Mooncoin was created by god himself, It has nothing to do with gold.

1 mooncoin = 1 BTC in 2020

My previous post isn't wrong.

Weird, I read that as gold tier as well

How is it even possible to lose money in crypto right now? Everything is doing well.

Some Synasthesia through induced by golden colour.

interpretive dance

WAS* until everything fucking evaporated because scammers dumped like 1 billion dollars worth of bag at ATH.

>it's a scam because people took profits

Wow, the absolute state of pajeets right now.

I have a solution for you. It only works once, though.

...

Were you gunna retire tomorrow?

A coin to surpass metal gear

buy link

it is impossible to lose that much money if you did not play on margin.

ANYONE that plays on margin is an idiot.

Always go in 1 to 1.

That way you only lose the drop. Which at 30K would mean the most you could lose in a day would be 3k

so either this is a bait thread. Or your an idiot.

In a suicide note you autist. If you lost money in this climate you don't deserve it.

Never invest what you're afraid to lose.

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>every negative thing that happens in crypto is due to scammers
>totally nothing to do with it being Christmas in a few days and people cashing out to buy gifts or to have peace of mind over the holiday period

Well yea but they are the main reason lol. Also exchanges who steal money are up there. If you got rid of PND and theft this shit would already have replaced paper currencies.