>DM is an actual lawyer >Nobody ever tries to rules lawyer him It's nice.
Brody Cooper
>Do you prefer pantheons, a single over-god, or the Eberron approach? Yes to all three, at once
Jack Campbell
Lets make a nanite bloodline for the Bloodrager
Leo James
The gods are dead. All divine magic is actually just arcane magic refocused in a different way, and the "gods" that do exist are actually remnants of technological systems and AI that existed before the world fell into ruin and renewed itself.
Levi Robinson
at least someone read my question. I was honestly trying to make one but I didn't see it.
Xavier Martinez
So! How was your weekend, /pfg/? Do anything fun or exciting, game-related or otherwise?
Liam Ross
>Divine Edition
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ayden Flores
No.
Saturday was ruined by our typically tardy/missing/leaves early player AGAIN.
Sunday, literally everyone was sick, so no game.
Gavin Campbell
Oh, and forgot the Deific Obedience's benefit: Gain a +4 sacred bonus on Perform checks, and once per day, gain a +1 sacred bonus to attacks and AC against one target you specifically challenge.
Jason Ward
Wrath of the Raunchy started. Rise of the Jade Regent was side sessions if it happened at all.
Mason Turner
I know we're doing new gods, but what would __DHB's__ deity profile look like?
Alexander Parker
Neutral Autism
Jose Ross
>tfw I'm making a fucking legitimate character sheet for Amuzak I decided both his swords are Black Blades, but while one will bond with him, the other is still bonded to his mama and thus will not progress past a +1 shortsword.
With a focus of the adventure being towards the Mournlands, Thrane, Karrnath, Breland, Valenar and Darguun.
Jonathan Hill
>puella actually has a solid pantheon that's fully relevant to the plot
Samuel Evans
>its literally a game about being raped
no thanks.
James Williams
>Standard Warlord vs >Warlord (Bannerman)
Which be better?
Adrian Bennett
Most of the Hell's Rebels apps look good. Did other games soak up all the memes or something?
Hudson Cook
>Dom d
No thanks
Landon Thomas
Hell's Rebels is a meme is all
Nolan Richardson
You kidding? I've been slowly chipping away at my sheet for Not!Sanji ever since I initially posted him in the thread.
Jordan Johnson
Help a newfag please. How do I spoiler things if the button isn't working?
I'm typing all of this right now with it switched on.
Andrew Brown
Really? I haven't taken a look at any of the apps for that game.
Carter Wilson
...
that
thats not how the button works lol
Jayden Morgan
>How do I spoiler things if the button isn't working?
ctrl+s
Jack Garcia
Trying now, is it working?
Jordan Miller
ctrl+s [ spoiler ] without the brackets
Ian James
>Name, with 2-3 other titles Slowcogs, The Depressed Homebrewer, Autism's Avatar, Memelord >Patron of X, Y, Z >tfw no game, autism, being overly formal, anti-lewd >Holy Symbol A man alone crying into a frozen dinner >Alignment LN >5 Domains Protection, Nobility, Artifice, Law, Knowledge >5 Subdomains Solitude, Hubris, Toil, Judgment, Thought >Favored Weapon Unarmed >Deific Obedience Make an app that will never get into a game, optimize it for a particular strange task, then begin sobbing once you're finished.
Ayden Long
You don't tick the "Spoiler" box to censor text, that's for images.
Matthew Flores
If you want a laugh, read the first one, Alexa Jones
Lewd Monstergirl action will not occur during the designated time slot. The game time will only have fade to black. THAT stuff is for between the sessions.
Eli Ross
I think the context of the game just makes the apps look better.
Andrew Clark
oh i'm so glad my character can get brutally raped in between sessions
Whats the penalty for PTSD?
Benjamin Hughes
He literally said if you make a character who doesn't want to be raped you won't get in.
Oliver Walker
>want to be raped H O W Jesus, there's a difference between rape fantasies, rape play, and rape. Fuck.
Logan Martinez
4) I need to be able to figure out whether you're leaning towards monster action, monster girl action, or dick ass nobility action, because I'm going to try to create a variety, cover all bases/genders/desires/etc.
>apply to lewd game >with no intention to lewd >expect to get in
>Everything is pretty ok at Kenabres, there's a big festival in prep for Armasse for the town >Everything is pretty ok until the Wardstone keeping the demons far away violently explodes >Uh oh, demons at the gate while a silver dragon of the crusaders flies off to go combat them and keep up morale >Oh good, the Storm King, a massive Balor Lord breaks the wall and lets the demons in >Storm King causes mass destruction and spawns ravines >Ms Silver Dragon gets her lights knocked out, starts trying to save bystanders >Party falls into a sudden ravine, dragon casts feather fall on them as her head gets cut off by the Storm King >Party wakes, recovers, takes the dragon's magical scales >Concern of food gets an apple thrown at Lorelei by Rath, said apple baits out a slime and the party swiftly beats up two slime so Lorelei can eat >Adventures to find a way out, grab a pack of loot and find a blood trail >Blood trail leads to a small bunker like hut, a middle aged man inside yells at the party thinking they're demons >A blind elf (Aravashnial) lets the party in after being told that they have healers, party finds human lesbian waifu with broken leg (Anevia) and pissy, cynical noble man (Horgus) >Tia fixes up a proper splint for Anevia while Dossen gets wet and cleans up from the fall while everyone else chats about who they are, passing around proper introductions >End as the group of 9 prepares to move on to find a way out
Isaiah Perry
He said if you build a character who will attempt to not get raped then you won't get in. This was in response to a team of character who wanted to build a safe haven from the monsters who kill/eat/rape people.
Jeremiah Bell
Rahadoum, please plague and stay plague.
Daniel Myers
The thread was trying to build an unbeatable diamond dog team to derail the whole thing, DM told them to get lost
Gavin Adams
Wouldn't applying to the game show that you're willing to do that stuff in the first place?
Sebastian Murphy
Oh man. a character who will attempt to AVOID rape?
Fucking unrealistic bullshit
Cameron Ortiz
No they just said they didn't want to get raped by monsters and want to build a safe haven from monsters, they didn't say anything about other lewdness.
Mason Evans
wouldn't that be the goal of anyone sane in a monster-rape-world
Joseph Moore
>He said if you build a character who will attempt to not get raped then you won't get in.
Why? That's stupid.
Sebastian Kelly
>you're not allowed to try and not get raped This is so dumb.
But user, adventurers aren't sane :^)
Carter Cruz
I'm still trying to formulate a character who can build a chaste stronghold without the DM noticing.
Landon Cox
Monster rape GM, if you're there...do you actually understand what "rape" really means?
Parker Williams
Goal of the game is to kill the people making the monsters
Jeremiah Gray
Yeah, but this game is about the GM capitalizing a bunch of waifus by raping them with monsters whenever he wants, on his terms, not letting people set goals or actually play.
Dylan Gray
Lewd means fucking nothing anymore in /pfg/, it's been used for "mature themes might appear, people do actually have sex but we don't go into it" to "thinly veiled shitty ERP with rules" to rape shit like this game. The lewd games get apps not because they're lewd, but because everything other than the lewd is appealing and choices are slim.
Jason Robinson
>not having a safe base from which to plan and execute tactical strikes against the rapemonsters.
??
Nicholas Perry
>He uncovered the fatal flaw of the game >It's a fake game anyway
Brandon Taylor
Do monster tentacles/dicks/whathaveyou count as natural weapons? Are the monsters summoned? You can probably just cast Protection from Evil.
Jack Wood
DING DING DING DING DING
Aaron Martin
We went to a brothel, and there was absolutely 0 banging of whores while we were there. It was left open as possibility for later, though. Last thread really gave me a lot to think about, now.
Aiden Kelly
They also planned on recreating the Diamond Dogs. They were gonna build an "Outer Heaven" style island away from monsters and try. Basically to stop the exploitation of soldiers by dick-ass nobles and monsters alike.
Lucas Cruz
>That spoiler
What do you mean?
Samuel Jackson
They aren't summoned. They're just mutated wildlife and shit. Join me brother!
Chase Wood
...
Isn't that a noble goal in a world of monster rape?
Daniel Baker
How do I build an Otter for Otter Heaven?
Ayden Richardson
Someone needs to make Griffith for the Demon Rape Game.
After all, he did nothing wrong.
Colton Young
Rubio is internally struggling with the concept of racial purity
Jaxson Walker
Yeah but it means the GM can't just rape everyone in his terms. He doesn't want heroes fighting against the tides of fate. He wants rape dolls.
Adam Cruz
See sculpted asses, user
Thomas Wood
Wait, what?
Elijah Wood
What lewd things does Veeky Forums want to see happen in WotR?
Aiden Bailey
He's fallen for a thicc assed brown girl, but is also worried about becoming a race traitor.
Tyler Reed
This is why the important part of the applications is making sure the DM doesn't catch onto the subterfuge until it's too late, and he's too invested to stop us from putting the walls up.
We may need to take some futa dicks along the way, but in the end, the magical realm will be a safer place.
Robert Butler
>Join me brother! DOGS OF WAR, FOR NOW WHOLE THREADS, BUT THAT ENDS TODAY. NOW YOU'RE NOT MEMEING, AND WE'RE NOT JUNKYARD HOUNDS. WE'RE DIAMOND DOGS.
What are your favorite apps for puella and while were at it hells rebels /pfg/?
Christopher James
none they're all shit
Henry Anderson
Etan is going to get incredibly uncomfortable when he sees some of the whores with exquisite rears.
Isaac Cox
It's more "my childhood friend or this new girl, doushio?" really.
He's a damn sight more childlike than he tries to appear.
James Morris
>pfg is assblasted the DM won't let them derail his campaign
Gabriel Stewart
Wait wait, we've never got a greentext of this.
Who is this thicc browngirl and how did Rubio meet them.
Carter Wilson
Once again, casual reminder that monster rape DM is the same guy who made Aisha then got whiny when people made jokes about her banging her old dragon grandpa. He's definitely the type who only wants things to go his way.
Owen Perry
Keli, because knight ladies make my dick hard.
Ji Mahn, because suits make my dick hard.
Josiah Hill
What are your favorite apps for Celestial Tournament? >DM assblasted that players don't want to just write smut for him
Brayden Stewart
Let's be real here, if the GM weren't a frequent poster on the Discord and in the thread, this would be seen as a glorious endeavor to go raiding in a forum RP.
Also, hi there monster rape GM.
Jose Harris
>Implying Rubio's not pic related
Noah Thompson
>literally makes Gil-ko >is upset that everyone only sees her as gil-ko
Retarded i see.
Hunter Harris
Nice, yeah I made him level up as a rogue every four levels so he'll end up as a Bladebound Magus 15/Unchained Rogue 5 at level 20, not sure if that's a good idea, but it fits. Made CHA a dump stat of course, maxed DEX/INT, spent most of his cash on a chainmail breastplate enchanted with Shadow It's looking to be a legit build, if not optimal.
Brayden Sullivan
...
Mason Peterson
It happened during Friday's unofficial romp through the brothel episode.
Owen Taylor
So... How thicc are we talking here? Cute dancer's ass, or downright Kardashian?
Was she Varisian, Qadiran or full-blown Mwangi? Details man, details!
Austin Parker
>DM is assblassted /pfg/ doesn't want to play CoC with him where they always lose and he's the one who gets to rape you always
Isaac Nguyen
The best part of this build is that even before I buy literally any items his AC (regular and touch) is in the 20s due to getting boosted from 3 different ability scores, and he can't be caught flat footed like a Rogue.
Also I made him a type of Aasimar that, get this, gets See Invisibility as a natural ability. It fits so perfectly I almost want to cry.
Leo Gray
Yeah I went with that particular Jessica picture because you can see some abdominal definition. This one is pretty good too
t. Calsi player
Wyatt Fisher
>TFW Rubio starts falling for a whore and doesn't have Casimir around to warn him against such pitfalls
Carter Nguyen
Theres a discord? Is it active?
if so gib link
Aaron Thompson
But didn't that already happen in FotJR?
Daniel Cook
Qadiran qt3.141592654 that puts Kardashian to shame
Jaxon Jones
I never really like Calistria as a major deity. She just doesn't seem primordial enough and too focused on inner emotions as opposed to things that exist in the external world. Instead I just dropped the Knowledge domain, gave her Plan instead, and made her Titania, Queen of the Fey and Goddess of the Wild.
>Portfolio: fey, trickery, the wildness of nature, untamed wilderness, plants, lust, and fertility
>Domains: Chaos, Trickery, Plant, Charm, and Luck
>Holy Symbol: three interlocking thorny vines with a red rose in the middle
>Favored Weapon: whip or sickle, I can't decide. Probably whip and just make sickles common in her faith?
>Temples: very green, often simple structures but elaborate temple-palaces exist
The fey in Golarion are the "first draft" of the Material Plane, so my idea is that Titania is the manifestation of the fey realms. Calistria is relegated to one of the elven racial deities instead of a major deity.