JumpChain CYOA Thread #1391: I Believe I Can Fly Edition

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Jumpers!
Tell me. How often do you cook? And do you have any specialties in the kitchen?

I bake. Often. Baked goods are delicious.

Does this image answer your question?

Cake is a baked good, therefore I often make them. Because cake is awesome.

Alright, so I can't really fulfill my promise on making a custom Sacred Gear table like I promised. Most I can promise is a mix of canon and OC Sacred Gears you're allowed to fanwank the Sub-species and Balance Breakers if (if not revealed in canon). Holy Swords will be handled in a similar way.

That said, any particular canon ones you'd want to see on the list, or items you would suggest?

...Holy shit, I managed to not fuck up a new thread.

Yay me.

Is pic related taken?

annihilation maker

Stop claiming more things. You've got like 8 jumps right now and you take forever to do even one.

Having no knowledge of Highschool DxD, I can't really suggest anything, though a Sacred Gear that allows you to emulate biblical Metatron and become a giant mecha angel would be cool, if that's a thing that they can do.

Naruto build, how fucked am I?
I'm gonna be the greatest fuckin' swordsman in the whole fuckin' world.

Background: Orphan (-100CP, 900CP)
Location: Konohagakure
Basic Ninja Training (FREE)
Fine Control (-100CP, 800CP)
You Have Reserves (-100CP, 700CP)
Elemental Chakra Affinity: Lightning (FREE)
Jutsu Specialization: Ninjutsu (FREE)
Jutsu Specialization: Taijutsu (-100CP, 600CP)
Jutsu Specialization: Bukijutsu (-100CP, 500CP)
Sensor Ninja Training (-150CP, 350CP)
Samurai Training (-150CP, 200CP)
Jutsu Mastery (-600CP, -400CP)
Genius of Hard Work (-300CP, -700CP)
Fuuinjutsu Prodigy (-300CP, -1000CP)
Uzumaki (-200CP, -1200CP)
Basic Gear (FREE)
Fuuinjutsu Kit (FREE)
Chakra Weapon (-200CP, -1400CP)
Stuffed (FREE)
Boruto (FREE)
There's How Many Movies? (FREE)
Hunted - Kumogakure, Iwagakure, Kirigakure, Sunagakure, Amegakure (+300CP, -1100CP)
Annoying Catchphrase/Verbal Tic (+100CP, -1000CP)
Low Priority (+200CP, -800CP)
Blood-Lust (+300CP, -500CP)
MC-KUN (+500CP, 0CP)

Congratulations. I don't think your image has a claim right now either.

You're pretty fucked, man.

FINISH.

YOUR.

GOD.

DAMN.

PLATE.

WHEN'S XENO

What ship were you the captain of in Arpeggio /jc/?

Is that all you've got? Because you've gone and done yourself a bad time if it is.
Naruto escalates like a motherfucker and you didn't take things that help you keep up.
Normally that wouldn't be the biggest problem, but since you've shot your training to hell and are going to get involved with the plot in a fighting manner you're probably screwed.

I pan fry stuff for the most part, but I enjoy baking quite a bit as well, usually with a couple companions who enjoy leisurely cooking. As a side thing, Jumper made an all in one snack maker using the portable berry mixer from Pokemon as the base design. It's a bit bulkier, but the blades and motor are stronger and the compartment has heating coils or whatever insert technobabble here that causes the little bastard to cook stuff as well before compression. It basically means I can throw stuff in and it'll get minced and cooked perfectly based on inputted settings before coming out in cube form. Nice for tart berry snacks, bullion cubes, seasoning pods and nutrient packed shots that you'd use to skip a meal if in a hurry similar to a granola bar or something. I've sold them in a few worlds. Advertised on children friendly snacks and soup stock potential.

Brilliant Engineer- Theories are one thing, but actually applying your knowledge is another; luckily, you can be good at both. You’re a very good engineer, and with enough time and resources you are capable of creating battle suits that greatly enhance the strength of the wearer, invisibility suits (driving the wearer crazy is optional), vehicles on par with the Batmobile and even lifelike automatons. Your creations could be a powerful tool for both good... and evil. (400 CP, discount Scientist)

Silicon Surgeon- The age of analog is over; it’s time to go digital! You’re capable of constructing rudimentary AI, and with time can construct machines that think and feel like a human does; what’s more, you’re also capable of creating machines and programs that interface with the mind, such as virtual realities. You’re also skilled enough to ensure that these machines won’t harm those who use them… or that they do. (400 CP, discount Scientist)

Twice Critical, Forbidden Balor View, Blade Blacksmith, Sword Birth. I mean, there's more on Longinus than "normal" Sacred Gears. Without a table or OC SGs, it's gonna be hard.

YER PRETTY FUCKED, YAH SWORD FIGHTIN', CHAKRA CONTROLLIN', BIG RESERVIN', LIGHTNIN' SHOOTIN', NINJA SENSIN', JUTSU MASTERIN', FUCKING STUBBORN, SEAL USIN', RED HEADED, CATCHPHRASE USIN', BACK BURNERED, MAIN CHARACTERIN' DUMBASS!

WHAT DO YA THINK A THAT?

Down Fall Dragon Spear, Scouting Persona, Variant Detonation, Blade Blacksmith, Sword Birth, Mirror Alice, Gravity Jail, Night Reflection, Trick Vanish, and Twice Critical.

I'm assuming you'll be offering all of the Longini already.

[spoier]If this is too much I can pare the list down to only the ones I feel strongly about.

YJ, last thread there was some guy who seemed to be posting perks for B:tAS. I don't know if you gave him permission or what, but you might wanna see what's up and make sure this guy doesn't try to steal your claim.

Can't sleep, might as well work on a Jump.

Katawa Shoujo Version 0.4

+ Filling in the Perks is going well. Could use some suggestions for the 200 level if anyone is of a mind to help. Especially for Rin's perk line.
+ Maintaining tone pretty well, I think.
+ Debating on Canon Companions options. Either just tossing in one blanket option like the norm or adding in more specialized ones like I did in FLCL. Thoughts?
+ Intro is pretty well finalized. Still have to do Origin and Location, but I lost my touch with the tone and set it aside for the moment.
+ Had to reject the idea of a Teacher Origin. As much as I would like to add that option, there's just not enough material on the teachers. Hell, the Nurse isn't even given a name. Outside of the Art Teacher and Science Teacher, we don't see much of them in the material presented. And they're so different it would be hard to mesh the two into a Perk Line.

As always, questions, comments, suggestions are appreciated.

You've claimed more jumps than what our most prolific jumpmakers have made, and yet somehow you haven't managed to deliver. Why is this?

A Hakugei-class submarine, which I named the Executor. Well, technically it was the Shikkousha, but still.

Scotsman stay and stay stay.

Seems pretty good.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you claiming learn to fly 2? Step up or shut your transparent trolling.

Don't tempt him, man. He'll do it. He's crazy.

Trolling? We've always given jumpmakers shit for claiming multiple jumps without delivering anything. When SoAnon claimed 15 jumps at once we gave him shit for that too.

Barrier Breaker?

Reminder that SJ-chan has tried to claim 30 jumps.

Shut the fuck up and go home Dirge.

There was?

Martial Discipline- You’ve received training in many martial arts, from the ancient disciplines of Asia to more modern styles of combat. Training with so many masters and the refinement of your technique has elevated you to a level most martial artists never reach. You’ve mastered practically every martial art known to man, including armed and unarmed styles, and are also fairly skilled at using firearms- even though you may loathe using them. (400 CP, discount Bat-family/Vigilante)

“Peak Human”- You’ve trained your body to the peak of human potential, and maybe a little bit beyond that; you’re capable of leaping nearly 10 feet vertically, can open an elevator door with your bare hands, keep up with a run-away-bus, and can replicate and maybe even outmatch any Olympic feat an athlete has done. You also have incredible control over your body’s functions and are as flexible as humanly possible. Needless to say, you have really good genes. (400 CP, discount Bat-family/Vigilante)

Shame about no Teacher Origin, but that's fair. I didn't consider that you were going to go Single Origin like Bloodborne did. Looks pretty good so far.

>How often do you cook?
I often cook every meal.
My companions tend to complain if they have to eat something that I didn't make. More than once I have returned to find a literal trench war going on over leftovers of my cooking.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Don't go grabbing all the high tier cooking perks you can get.

So where's... What was it, Xenoblade Chronicles X? Xenogears?

You had a jump named Xeno-something you claimed last year and haven't since put up anything.

Yeah, his name was "Not YJ_user". He seemed kind of skeevy, might want to look into it.

I can't keep track of how many things Blade has staked claim on, and how many things he's pulled a SJ-Chan and gone I think I can make this jump on. For a while I thought he had made the most jumps on the drive because everything people brought up had his name associated to it.

...

>Don't go grabbing all the high tier cooking perks you can get.

>Those 400cp perks
Man, those look pretty good. The 600cp perks must be really awesome!

Didn't someone already make a jump of this setting?

Yep, DDanon did.

Item sections are the bane of my existence.

Including the one just now, I have seven claims.

Everyone for themselves, except for Supper time. Usually around 5:00 or so relative to the current Jump, every single one of my Companions convenes at the Warehouse, and we sit down and have a large supper. I do most all of the Cooking, allowing Companions to assist if show interest. I have that Undertale Cooking Perk that lets you make any food you cook healthy when cooked with magic, so I often serve what would ordinarily be severely unhealthy foods, like Greasy, Dinner-style Burgers and Fires, or large assortments of exotic, Tempura'd Veggies and Fish.

I cook breakfast every morning, and my specialty is food that is meant to be chopped up and served all in one bowl. Hash, breakfast rice dishes, porridge.

My companions take turns for the rest of the meals, but my jumper needs less sleep, so mornings are his time.

Yes.

DDAnon's claims/jumps don't count, because fuck him.

DDanon did, but the thread refuses to acknowledge it because he made it after he became an asshole and was throwing a temper tantrum about not being able to add lewd jumps to the drive.

Dirge's claims/jumps don't count, because fuck him.

Okay now you're just trolling. There are hundreds of jumps.

>Not traveling across the multiverse, learning under masters of the art, slowly incorporating their techniques and improving your own.
>After tens of millennia, not achieving enlightenment and reaching Food Nirvana.
>Getting cooking skills downloaded straight into your mind.
It's like you've never even cooked.

You're free to replace any of them if you want. He said so himself. If you aren't willing to put out then kindly keep this to yourself

About 730, I believe.

And yet nowadays lewd jumps are completely fine and accepted.

cavestory.org/forums/threads/kageryushins-infamous-sermon-upon-yanderekology.1609/

So there's nothing actually wrong with the jump itself?

Your reasoning is entirely different from his.

All that time and this is all you have to show for it? I thought you were making this as big as Xenosaga and that's why you needed time, but this is just disappointing.

>Dirge's claims/jumps don't count, because he has said that other people can make their own jumps for them if they want to.
FIFY

It's kind of shitty. Like not truly awful, but it could be a lot better by more than half.

youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

You know how some cooking perks are "you can make anything taste great" or "make boiled water taste good."
Well I bought all of them.

Above 764, which is the current point my chain's at.

Made the most jumps, not made most of the jumps. Seriously, take a moment to read things before you rush to respond.

Thank you. It's not going to be another Ogre Battle, but I hope it'll turn out good.

The single Origin seems to make the most sense given the source material. Plus it frees me up to think a little outside the box on the Jump format, which helps.

Generally about three or four times a week, depending on how the chore rotation works out and events in the world are going. There's only five of us with thumbs all the time so that limits the options somewhat. Breakfasts and Dinners are family affairs whenever possible while Lunches tend to be grabbed on the run. I end up with more cooking shifts than the others because I enjoy it and hate doing laundry, so it's a trade off.

I specialize in breads and meat dishes, but I have a wild love affair with desserts of all kinds. I am also not allowed to use magic in the kitchen anymore. Ever.

One of these days I'm going to get the Four Amigos some thumbs so they can take their turn in the kitchen. For non-cookers, they are awfully fussy with their desired meals.

Essentially what the others said. Since it was open for replacement and I needed something to break my writer's block on my other projects, I picked it up.

I... wouldn't say that. At all. But I'm also trying not to be rude.

Huh, really? Wow, that's a lot of jumps.

What's the context of that image?

I'm using another removed jumpmaker to point out why that guy's comment about DDanon is stupid. I don't use either DD or Dirge's jumps period, so what happens to them doesn't affect me.

Not YJ_user?! Haven't heard that name in a while... Thanks for the heads up, user.

I'll repost what I've already posted in thread real quick, although I did decide to buff one of the old 100 CP Vigilante perks (Friend of the Police) a bit and moved it to 200 CP, replacing it with this:

The Flying Jumper- Well, you might as well be flying; you’re extremely acrobatic, and can somehow swing from building to building with a grappling hook without breaking your arm or tearing it out of its socket. You’re also more than capable of using your dexterity in a fight, almost dancing between the blows of your less skilled opponents. Maybe you learned this by watching Batman’s sidekick? (100 CP, free Bat-Family/Vigilante)

And here's the other 200 CP Vigilante perk while I'm at it:

Disappearing Act- You’re extremely good at staying unheard and unseen when you want to be, almost seeming to merge into the shadows and letting you get the drop on almost anyone. Your knowledge of stealth also allows you to pull off an unusual trick of Batman’s; with almost preternatural skill, you’re capable of finding a hiding spot or rushing silently out of sight in the span of a few seconds; enough time that a person could be looking at you, turn away, and look back and not find a single trace of where you went. (200 CP, discount Bat-Family/Vigilante)

And the other stuff: pastebin.com/jZhPdryn

and I'm missing quite a few, like Dirge's recent numbers and also just barely getting to the Paradox Strategy jumps.

So then keep it to yourself.

Could we just go ahead and replace all the other 'kinda shitty' jumps on the drive then?

>like Dirge's recent numbers
Because they don't count. Stop trying to start shit. The list of jumps has always only been jumps on the drive, or are you just trying to drag THA into shit as well now?

I have no idea. Just something I picked up wandering the internet. Have another!

On a technical level, no. It works... technically.
But it is very bland and... lacking is the best I can describe it.
A small sign of that is that it's only 3 pages long.

It's not on the drive, user. We didn't allow it on there.

Here's the thing that jump isn't on the drive. That's the deal.
It never made it on.

>implying you aren't trying to start shit as well

It's not on the drive.

Please don't deny reality.

Whoa, man, he ignored contact damage just like that?

Brutal.

Oh hey, cool. I'm going to be taking a look at this, now.

Are you guys are really going to do this again?
Because my god we can't go a fucking week without this can we.

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

YEAH YEAH YEAH

And now you know why to take everything that happens here with a grain of salt and just don't. Ever. Post.

Nothing gets through here without causing an argument. We just can't.

I'm not "denying reality". Or have you forgotten that last time someone tried to get a lewd jump on the drive, multiple threads were consumed by shitstorms?

>MFW

Yeah, pixel animations are getting pretty impressive lately.

/jc/ Music Night?
I THINK SO

here's jumper's workout music.
youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A

Yet now the setting is allowed. When are we getting out CoC jump?

When you jumpchain, your suffering will be legendary even in Hell.

Does causing outrage and breaking rules really inspire you that much as a writer, or was it rather spite for not being allowed to jump mindless porn?

We haven't had a single discussion involving that namefag that has gone well. Bring up a jump, and people will shit on it. Bring up the name, and people will shit on him. From someone who doesn't understand who this guy is and why people hate him, all I've been able to tell is that he's some sort of illuminati shitposter known for shitting on jumpmakers and trying to wreck the drive or something. I don't see how reminding people not to bring up the name is shitposting.

I do remember the last time, it's this Katawa Shoujo jump, which is suffering no major complaint. I'm not seeing the multiple shitstorms you promised.

I love /jc/ Music Night!

Super Villain Jumper singing to the local setting's population: youtube.com/watch?v=byYi9mGfigY

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Looks like you've got the guy that drove out Dirge on your ass with your latest project. Can't say I envy you.

No, that guy is busy whining about his jumps above.