Tell me

Tell me

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

He's dead.

Two large pizzas extra cheese like you ordered

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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-gard!

BALROG OF MORGHOR

DID YOU SAIL ACROSS THE SUN

DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE MILKY WAY TO SEE THE LIGHTS ALL FADED

IS THERE A MAN AMONG YOU HERE?

The birds are gonna make the wedding bed, and the trees are gonna lay the wedding table, and the rivers are gonna give us a wedding band.

what did you shey

Yes, Celeborn, you ARE being cucked. By woodmen of the Anduin dales.

po-TAY-toes

we did it guys, we did it

Is there a man among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?

Fat for an elf

My hovecraft is full of eels.

TELL ME MAN
IS THERE NOT ONE IN ALL YOUR RANKS?
IS THERE NO ONE WHO VALUES COURAGE OVER LIFE?

Act 3 never ever

shut your F*CKING mouth SHUT IT UP

Never
ever

Tooth fairies are not real.

Oh, you'll find out. I'm about to summon it!

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I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

DELET THIS

I remember when I was a kid I *just* played Parasite Eve and then we learned about the Mitochondria in school and I started to lose my shit and asked the teacher if they were actually separate organisms who could hijack control of our bodies.

You need to shave better.

LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

>boil em gas em treat em like the Jews
I know it was a different time but Jesus christ Peter

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him...