I require pictures

I require pictures
Pictures of dorfs
Female, male, traditional or weird, just give me alcoholic midgets

Greetings fellow Dorf, I too enjoy alcohol and beards.

Hey.... Hmmm.... I'm watching you....

>just give me alcoholic midgets
that can be done

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That's all I've got.

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Dorf.

An old drawing of mine is all I have to contribute, really.

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Those are some baby-ass arms for a hammer that big. Cool pic tho.

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Giant hammer calls for special gauntlets. And thanks.

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fuck you joot and your wait 13 seconds bullshit

How about some dorf sky force?

>Alcoholic
>posts a primarily smoker

For you

That Dude on top is like
" yeah guys? Shits going down hill" or "yeah HERE'S the problem"

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The TRAAASH MAN!

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I don't think anything else needs to be said.

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>Dorf leaders in a fight
>Who wins

I'd go with Magni, since he has bigger Pauldrons and a more maintained beard.

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Trudvang dwarves a best.

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GOBLIN FUCKING SHITS

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>weird

Do Babylonian elves count?

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RIGHT IN THE FEELS

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Best kinda femdorf is loli femdorf

Anyone that says otherwise is an elf

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Were axes like this ever a thing before Gimli in the LotR movies?

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I think the geometric style might slightly predate the movies, though that's clearly taken inspiration from the films.

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Seems like ever since the go-to way to make an axe dwarfy is to cut some triangles into it.

Sure makes it look distinctive. Lets you retain a realistic cutting curvature while clearly marking the axe as "dwarfy". Also you can justify it as reducing the weight or something.

>I require pictures
>Pictures of dorfs
>Female, male, traditional or weird, just give me alcoholic midgets

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