*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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I look behind me. There's ALWAYS two fucking cubes, that join together to squash you.

I've never seen this not happen.

That's a good counter to the teleport meme.

*Teleports behind them*
Heh, noth-OH JESUS NOOOOWARRRGGALSLDJFNFNDN

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"EY bro! I heard you are totally from the block. Quite coincidence cause I am from the block too!"

all the girl players I've met have been powergamers who also roleplay really well. (this doesn't always make up for being powergamers)

K

This is great.

>silly is a sphere
kek

More please

*sends this in first to distract it*

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Are you a chip of the old block?

>serious is a perfect square

I convince the 7 INT, 7 WIS Barbarian to go give the gelatinous cube a high-five while the rest of us casually sneak past it.

pretty sure a barbarian that has lived long enough to be an adult would know better.

>Implying a random barbarian who's never seen a gelatinous cube before would even know what a gelatinous cube is

fug

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*sticks dick in*

>Dick dissolves due to the highly acidic nature of gelatinous cubes.

>Implying anyone would be able to tell the difference

Superior ooze coming through

No, I blocked their path.

>Salt shaker