ITS TIME FELLOW LINKIES WE ARE HEADING TO THE FRICKING MOON

How much lambos are you going to buy tomorrow? Get link or be broke forever.

Just bought 100k

>tfw too late for linkies
>tfw not too late for FUNbucks
I'm buying.

...

Can someone ask him for special pancakes and send him some of our Sergey memes this is important

You fuckers scared him away. Calm your tits slack.

"Sergey is typing..." as we speak. Not even kidding! FUUUUUUUU

Liar

I'm rock hard

How do I get Sergey on slack?? Never used it. I just downloaded the app

His big mac just fell on keyboard accidentally

Offline now.

what
yes or no faggots

Is Veeky Forumsrael gay for Sergey?

SERGEY ARRIVES

youtube.com/watch?v=nbi3Fosznck

He came and went quickly. Has not typed anything yet. Probably set status to "offline" so he wouldn't be bothered.

>When your coin moons only because the main developer goes online for a second
The power and influence of Sergey is immeasurable.

Oh God.. it is happening..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET YOUR MEMES READY BIZ.

we are truly blessed to have witnessed that

Nice got me pumped I'm ready!!!!!

Christmas is truly the time for miracles.

My body is ready

Kek

Typing

No way...

How do I get him on slack Damnit I deserve to watch this!!

is he on a discord server lol?

You need at least 10k linkies to get invite

What does it mean on pic dilated

>let the dumpening begin

>hi guys this is sergey. i just want you guys to know I see no future in this chainlink thing, It's getting delisted tomorrow, merry christmas!

I got 11,120 damit!

Rly? I have over double that, why have I never tried to get into the slack.

300K sell on binance. We goin down

Whale price suppression, keep an eye out, if he removes it it could explode in seconds

*15k

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Huge sell wall = Accumulate.

What is it? Do I dump? Buy? Ahhhhhhh

Its whales being cunts again. They want you to sell so they can buy cheap.

The real solution is to buy up the whole wall. They don't want to sell, they just want to keep the price low. Buy into the wall and eat their LINK stack they've been working so hard at accumulating, and once we break through they'll have to FOMO in and help us push up the price.

Don't run away from it, charge at it. It means the price is going up on the other side of that wall.

oh sergey
you will take me to lambo land
i cannot wait till you take me
oh sergey

Rogered that

Imagine the green stuff is your Mountain Dew. The sell wall is a cap. Watch the pressure build.

AT DAWN WE RIDE

Yup. If someone at the sell orders ahead of that wall, and then started chomping on the wall for even a few seconds, that whale would take it down because their goal is to get more, not end up with less.

This mountain dew's lost all gas in it, it has no pressure and never will.

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

I'll give out invites for 100 LINK each.

0xb1013ee6984acf9103be45de85dccb49f69ddf1f

Don't you fucking stinky linkies fucking get it? You're not gonna make it with your fucking erc20 shit token. You need to invest in other opportunities. Seriously just market sell all your chainlinks, ASAP. Sergey is already backpacking throughout Southeast Asia as we fucking speak telling people he's retired. It's over. Sergey's salty surprise is gonna be the exit scam announcement. Datadash was right, SWIFT cancelled the partnership because Sergey's a fucking russian scammer. It's a pity too, the project had so much promise but that's because it was never real in the first place. Steve isn't even a real fucking person. Rory said he's never actually heard Steve's voice in the Slack. The building their website says they're at is a run down hole in the wall indonesian restaurant. The house of cards is falling and Sergey knows people are starting to smell his exit scam. That's why he's vanished from all social media and forms of communication. He's in hiding backpacking asia filling his money belly until this all blows over.

It's fucking ogre guys just fucking sell those heavy ass bags.

>bags
>breaking ATH

How about fuck You?

We could ride now. We're within a few satoshi of that wall and holding. Just nibble on that wall and see how long it takes to come down. Certainly not much is my guess.

These walls are our bear whales. We must overcome them. But they're really bull whales disguising themselves as bear whales to accumulate more cheap LINK. Take their LINK away and expose their manipulation!

lol the reactions are worth it, who the fuck would give money for an invite?

SELL WALL IS SERGAY GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO BUY BELOW 1$

Someone with lots of ETH chip out at that fuckers wall!!

>meme triangle about to close
>sergey goes online
>puts up 300k sellwall
>waits for Veeky Forumstards to fomo-buy
>sergey disappears again

the wall is in BTC

LINKIES UNITE

rofl

Can someone confirm that Sergey really was typing and this wasn't just a giant ruse.

Your lazy FUD isn't going to work anymore. You have to try harder.

this

holy shit if sergey posts the announcement now we gon be millionaires

they don't even have a working prototype.
fuck off link shills

The price of LINK in USD has only gone up because the price of BTC in USD has. Look at the price in BTC. Back when it was $0.40 it would be around $2 now.

Price just gotrekt.

i mean
were not excited because weve made a lot of money were excited because we will
who gives a shit why it just pumped (like all the other alts) I just want to know what it will do next

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

to be fair iq meme etc please get that faggot anime off of my links!

Why will you make money though? You don't even have a working product.

i dunno man.
maybe
im not the guy you were arguing with

I'M READY SERGEY

I CAN SENSE THIS IS A LONG ESSAY OF AMAZING NEWS

OFF TO THE FUCKING MOON WE GO

I'm talking about the volume you absolute fucking dunce.

Whale has won

The testnet has been up and running since SIBOS. You aren't even trying.

>Literally no updates or developments for fucking months
>No communication with lead guy for months
>Lead guy goes online
>Bagholders go apeshit

LTC/LINK PAIR ON COSS WOW WHAT A GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT SERGAY GET FUCKED

wdym just follow the whale down to whatever he drops and accumulate

What? This real?

Yes. FUCK this clickbait coin.

no lol

He's back online its time!!!!

FINALLYYYY

SHOWS OVER FOLKS

Can anyone do live feed of their screen with slack opened

where do I watch this

FUUUUCK HES WRITING THE ANNOUNCEMENT I NEED TO FUCKKING BUY RIGHT NOWWWW

The darkweb

Haha. Sergey is probs just writing the outline. Calm down people. Probs later this week

Aren't tuesdays around noon the best time to post an announcement, statistically? Or something like that