The king's royal guard are posing fiercely at you

Rolled 20 (1d20)

I DID IT
I ROLLED MY FIRST 20 IN 3 MONTHS

Rolled 4 (1d20)

POOOSE OOOOVERDRIVE!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

FOOLS! You cannot just *roll* to pose! Posing comes from within, from the very soul!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

I will handle this.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

Very menacing.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

You are so precious...

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

That's performance right?

>Not taking ranks in Perform (Pose)

Fools! I remember when Posing was invented! It was a warm spring morning in Vienna, 1886. I was at a cafe on that chilly London afternoon...

Shut up Excaloser

Rolled 2 (1d20)

You are like little baby.
Watch THIS!

dice+1d20+11
(11 points in bluff)

But are they fabulous?

dice+1d20

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

posing can be used untrained right?

I have no ranks in posing but my charisma modifier is decent

But can I added a +2 bonus from my fancy clothes?

Rolled 897726 (1d1000000)

One in a million chance

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

I use my Mantle of Second Chances

Rolled 34 (1d100)

Poseurs.

>tfw he and Dio had same voice actor

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Static posing? Pfft, real men pose dynamically.

*begins pelvic thrusting*

Rolled 14 (1d20)

I roll to assist one ofmy comrades by posing with them to be extra [MENACING]

That's one sternly raised eyebrow.

You fail at posing, but manage to seduce Guldo

Alright so I'll pose withHe could use the extra [SPIRIT].

Rolled 7 (1d20)

roll

just as a woman needs not dress provocatively to be beautiful, one need not wave about their bodies to make a statement.

Koyasu did Deadpool at one point too. Is there nothing that man can't do?

And also dubbed Fred Jones in the live action scooby doo movies. What the fuck.

Is this you?
youtube.com/watch?v=bkXJ8hKqtOA

>"They catch it mid air, and break it over their knee."

Is it bad that I hear their theme simply by looking at the pic?

"Menacingly"

It would be bad if you didn't.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

I'll try
Ao Ranger!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

It goes in the options field, friendo.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rollan

>tfw the voice actor of DIO voiced this fucker in yugioh GX
>and said ZA WARUDO before he ever said it as DIO

dice+1d20
I've got this

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Rollan

Rolled 14 + 440 (1d100 + 440)

>Getting into a pose-off with the level 12 Tao.
It's like they want to be made fools of.

...

I shoot them in the face

>rolls a 4
Pottery.

youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Rolled 11 (1d20)

rollan

Rolled 76 (1d100)

Bring it, fags.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

I wonder...
Is this...
A
Jo
Jo
Reference?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY

Better theme.

I remember the episode where aliens fucking invaded and started doing some power rangers super sentai shit at Jotoro.

...

Rolled 99 (1d100)

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Rolled 13 (1d20)

You pose so hard, you have put shame into the hearts and souls of the guards. With no other alternative, they do the only thing they could do.

>Sepuku

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Hmph, lacking in the Pose they may been. They showed great honour in the end.

This faceless one salutes them.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Prepare yourselves.

...

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Your next line will be 'what outrageous posing!'

If by that you mean outrageous as in shit posing then yes.
WHAT OUTRAGEOUS POSING!