So I don't have enough people for anything beyond a solo campaign for a game of VTM:20. It's me and my sister...

So I don't have enough people for anything beyond a solo campaign for a game of VTM:20. It's me and my sister, any advice for running a solo campaign?

>me and my sister
LAERP is the only choice

Sorry I'm not a degenerate.

>implying there's anything wrong with incest

>fucking your sister is cool

This is what neckbeards actually believe.

There's literally no downside as long as you don't knock her up.

Yeah, how about you go to any place where people happen to gather and tell them about your sexual conquests with your close family. I'm sure they'll love it.

Why should anyone be bothered by what to consenting adults do?

Don't ask me, ask them. You say there's no downsides, but if you're fucking your mother it's generally frowned upon.

>giving a shit about what other people think
>not fucking your hot family members and doing what you want

You sound kinda cucky honestly f a m

I have no desire to fuck my family members because I'm not a fucking weirdo. I know you associate being a loser social outcast with being a badass, but everyone outside of your circle of internet friends thinks you're a weird faggot.

To the incest-poster; do you HAVE a sister?

>being such a kissless virgin beta that you can't even dick your family members

lol

>poster
>implying there's just one

>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

Point proven.

Answer the question.

I'm convinced most people who get off to incest porn don't have siblings, or at least not close ones.

It's really hard to sexualise a living, breathing sibling. I can acknowledge my sisters are very attractive people but the idea of fucking them is utterly repulsive, that kind of relationship just doesn't click in my head.

But when it's pure fiction to you it'd be plenty easy.

lol not an argument pussy

If you aren't even man enough to dick your sister, how are you ever going to dick anyone else?

s m h f a m

>It's really hard to sexualise a living, breathing sibling
Only if you've been conditioned against it from a young age, like you have.

>It's really hard to sexualise a living, breathing sibling.

I guess if you're not a virile enough male...

But it's not a learned response, it's an innate one. There's psychological studies on this, we're naturally inclined to not be sexually attracted to the individuals we grow up around in our early years.

One on one requires a LOT more finesse than most people realize. For starters, when there is only one PC you're going to have gaps in what they can do. HUGE, BLEEDING GAPS. DMPC is the most obvious solution... but we all know pitfalls of DMPC. Now imagine DMParty.

So here's what you do. Char gen before you even start to have an inkling of a thought of a possibility of setting pen to paper on your first adventure. It helps if you are intimately familier with your partner; last thing you want to come up in a two player gaming session is a nasty case of Made/Expected/Played.

All those rules about not making it TOO easy? Throw em out the damn window. You've only got ONE person sitting there trying to think through the problems you've presented them. Flip side of this is you've only got one player whose ego needs stroking, so they can bask in all the glory and limelight when things are going their way. Stroke their ego. Pat it as you would the head a wide eyed imuto. Caress it lovingly, gently and bring it to a wondrous climax. Toy with their emotions, just a little bit. Yank them down roughly, just so they can feel some visceral satisfaction when a half assed plan that you would stuff with mountains of dice in a team game works out for them. You cater to them far more than you would when playing with a full group because there's only two of you, and if one of you leaves that means playing with yourself. And because you live with this person already and don't want some epic table fights over "How did you expect me to find that ONE FUCKING CLUE" or "What did you think was gonna happen when you slapped that primogen?"

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Thanks for the advice.

OP, you might notice that your thread has been derailed and shit on. This is primarily because you are a most likely relatively new user, probably one that came during the pouring in of /pol/ types where people started thinking it was a good idea to take anything on this anime imageboard seriously.

You came with a le ebin trump image, and immediately responded to a joke, perhaps not a funny joke, but a joke with DEGENERATE, and then continued responding seriously instead of just brushing it off after people realized you and your thread were vulnerable to fuckery. You should try again later and keep in mind that you should ignore or respond jokingly to such posts.

I like taking bait though.

pls stop

Oh yeah, don't forget to brush her fangs at least once.

You could get a mic and run it online with players from the internet with her either sitting next to you or using her own computer.

Good thread, lads

party pooper.

>That skin
Fucking pig disgusting, please leave.

>hating on Photon
Bet you use Tomorrow like a basement-squatting level 30 Beardmaster

I use Yotsuba B

I'd suggest getting more party members. And maybe friends in general that aren't your sister.

Listen you, I may live in a basement but it's my own damn basement.

My friends aren't interested in roleplaying shit.

Get online friends and run it online as someone else suggested?

Kill your friends. With Spiders. They're obviously normies and will serve only to corrupt you.

I'd rather not have to filter through a bunch of spergs to find a group.

bah. Internet spergs are largley extinct. You need look no further than this thread to see how easy it is to find reasonable people out there.