ITT: Veeky Forums writes a houserule for D&D 5e, one word at a time

Mother

you

unable

to

damage

martials

GURPS

Interpreting this as:
>Critical hits deal 6 times regular damage, but only on targets with scrotums. Also, when a target is hit in the scrotum, the attacker gets a temporary +2 bonus to Constitution saves, and that character's mother is immune to all damage, for the next 1d4 hours.

On crit your balls are enhanced sixfold.

.../thread?

yeah I may or may not want to use this one

That's not bad desu, but it makes women WAY OP.

agreed, making a Milf build for my next character

I mean you gotta compensate for that -4 STR somhow, right?

[spolier]:^)[/spoiler]

Goddamn it. GOddamn it. I fucked up. I couldn't handle a goddamn spoiler tag. Goddamnit.

So does that mean that people who use weapons with high crit ratios have massive nads? Like, /d/ sized nuts?

Shoulda Control-S'ed. Unless you're a dirty phoneposter.

Seeing as we're not going with literally what was posted, it's pretty simple to interpret "scrotum" as "Genitals" instead, and make both genders screwed.

Now it's just warforged and the like that are OP.

Write a houserule for gurps.

For

Killing

Blacks

smite

Yourself

comma

1d12

damage

to

unless

blacked.com

is

DDoSed

So when you kill blacks you damage yourself for 1d12 unless your character finds a way to launch a DDoS attack against Blacked.com

Right then

Characters

must

roll

for

Sanity

whenever

Guns

are

loaded

favourable

with

guns

or

ammo

cum

You know what you have to do

So either we're a bunch of EXTREMELY liberal anti-gun hoplophobes OR we're loading our guns with some kind of strange spirit ammunition OR we've been Manchurian Candidated into losing our sanity and acting on precoded assassination orders whenever we have a loaded gun nearby OR Cthulhu hates us.

I assumed it was the first.

What? No.

It's literally roll for sanity everytime you load a gun and try to avoid committing suicide.

>try to avoid committing suicide.

Well, we are playing dnd, so that makes sense.

Chain

mail

is

blow

enabling

resistant

job

Chainmail is the name of a new job class that sets up attacks and is resistant to damage. Interesting.

Wuxia

is

governed

very

poorly

well

by

any

Dragonning.

Chews

Cities

one

citizen

per

week

unless

heaved

lengthwise

within

Womb

of

Tarrasque.

Tarragon

Baragon

Warlock

while

pentagonal

beholders

decompile.

brain

When