Alright guardsmen, how have you proven yourselves to your commissar on this fine, emprah-fearin' day?
Alright guardsmen, how have you proven yourselves to your commissar on this fine, emprah-fearin' day?
What do I got to prove to some damn commissar?
i'm alive enough to post this message
I only descended into a hopeless spiral of despair twice today!
Well, I'm not sure sir.
This morning, we have received a replacement for our never-seen baneblade.
I'm fairly sure there's been a mistake, but I want to keep it, and the enginenseers, well, see for yourself.
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Stockpiled reaction images, memes, and other such weapons for Warhammer Wednesday so that I may rain fire into the board known as /b/
user do you know what year it is
If you're not merely pretending take this
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Well I killed a couple of orks today.
Thats something right guys?
Right?
I died in battle.
what are undead doing in the 41st millenium
go back to fantasy
well i managed to not die, and i think a popped an ork's arm off with a shot from my lasgun.
Catachans and female Commissars were meant to be.
I stole his hat and made him think an ogryn took it.
Sir, I have sucked on the Commissar's titties for a whole day sir!
Persuaded you to allow lightly wounded, but not combat capable, troops to temporarily withdraw from frontline in order to recover ammunition resupplies , which allowed us to capture the enemy position with only 82% casualties...
>Carnivorous dinosaur with HYOOGE jaw and teef
>Cybernetic gubbinz all over
>Shoulder mounter rocket launcher and gattling gun for extra dakka
>Adeptus Mechanicus
>Not Orkz
>Not Snakebite Savagetekk
>Commissar Thicc is best Commissar
>Necron schmecron. If the leg fits, wear it.
*Ignores commisar, continues cleaning gun while reciting prayers to the Emperor*
Tfw no slutty commissar gf to flex at
What's this about a corpse on a golden toilet?
This guy looks like he has fought in and survived every battle involving Chaos since the Horus Heresy.
>even now the ork thinks of looting
>emprah-fearin'
ONLY TRAITORS, COWARDS AND HERETICS NEED FEAR THE EMPEROR! TO ARMS BROTHERS, WE HAVE A SPY IN OUR MIDST!
>implying not two orkz will grow from dat
>cs goto fanart
now I have seen everything