There exists the most richest man in the universe, the sultan Isra Abishalim

-A dragon which does not kidnap princesses
-A gem which is, in fact, an egg
-An egg which is, in fact, a gem
-A city in a bottle, put there so it would stand eternal
-A secret recipe for curry, which his grandmother gave to him. The recipe itself is quite common, is the amount of love in it that is found nowhere else in the world.

One thing I know for sure he doesnt have is a gf.

A sphinx that eats riddles and speaks food

An ancient dragon and its hoard shrunk and trapped inside a glass bottle. He is still trying to figure out how to get out the hoard without releasing the dragon.

A complete tale of the past, present and future. It is however written in a most boring way, so the sultan never bothered to read it completely

Kek

Your first character sheet. Even if you burned it.
1 army for each major faction of WH40K, each army 40 trillion points, each perfectly painted. They look almost alive.
1:1 scale models of every ship found in EVE Online. Not sure how he got them to float like that.
A Titanium rose, in a vase made of still living flesh.

Two dozen clockwork automatons, modeled after two dozen of the most beautiful women to ever live. They speak in exquisite poetry, but make poor conversation.

-A music box that plays a song that can make the most hardened of men weep in the face of its sheer beauty.
-A sliver of crystallized hope.
-A phoenix that is seen flying in the skies during the birth of a person who will change the world. The sultan still hasn't figured out how it gets out of his treasury to do that.
-The complete Deep Rot schematic. It comes with a fully functioning copy of DOOM.
-A telescope that allows a person to observe everything at once. No one so far has been able to use it without their brain literally imploding.
-A uncut sheet of Magic: the Gathering Alpha edition, signed by Richard Garfield and Urza.
-Ninety-nine bottles of cursed beer sitting on a shelf. If anyone takes even a small sip, they and their companions must down all 99 bottles in one sitting. It can and has been completed in large groups.
-The complete works of Shakespeare.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in paperback. Not the book, the actual guide.

>A filter of liquified dragon, earned from a vinter in the feywilds

I get that we're all guilty of using cool words that we don't really understand, but the thing you're describing is probably spelled "philter". Unless you're describing a fine mesh woven from pieces of dragon.

>A music box that plays a song that can make the most hardened of men weep in the face of its sheer beauty.
youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY

My apologies, I did mean the drink. I don't use the word often plus I wasn't really paying attention when I wrote that.

-A detailed explanation of the Far Realm and a completed bestiary of all of its native species.
-A book of CYOAs that warp reality according to the player's choices
-The silver lining of every cloud, painstakingly handpicked by the delicate fingers of a thousand pixies
-The object that Graz'zt most deeply desires
-The Head of Vecna

He has, however, 77 wives and 777 concubines.

The heart of a distant Sun, that died aeons before ours was born.

An IOU. No one knows who it's from

An enchanted jar of swear jars. Every time someone is made to put a coin into a swear jar anywhere in existence, a duplicate coin falls into this jar.
The first gold piece ever struck.
God's toothbrush.
A small, securely locked box labeled "Hope".
A bucket of the Devil's bathwater, perpetually steaming.
A jumble of semiprecious stones and crystals of no particular use. Their edges are smoothed by long handling.
A piece of the True Cross.
The entire run to date of Playboy magazine in mint condition.
Just a fucking shitload of chickens, Jesus.
A collection of shot glasses from various bars, some of which haven't opened yet. One is labeled with a party member's name.
About tree fiddy

>The only existing currency from a land otherwise forgotten, passed down through hordes of conquering armies. The land it was originally plundered from once has been lost and all its people, its language, and its culture forgotten.
>An IOU from the god of lies, deception, and trickery
>An entire village of people petrified by a medusae and shrunken down to the size of chess pieces, used as chess pieces.
>His own private constellation. You need to get the sun god to take you up there.

An orange lantern.

A roughly made wooden box, larger on the inside than it is on the outside. It is not magical, it was simply constructed before the laws of physics were made concrete.

>a petrified branch from the tree of life which has one end growing and one end dying
>a miniature paradox vault which holds the key to unlock it within
>31 year marbles, each one a distilled essence of time itself
>A book of infinity for each page that is filled another is added
>A cursed crown atop a saint's skull resting on a scale of fates kept in perfect balance with nothing on the other side

13 jars containing he mummified bodies of alien monks, still faintly praying.

>seven dragon balls
>several rings of 3 wishes
>a pile of magic lamps

A horde of his halfbreed children from various mothers, who regularly take inventory of his hoard and sometimes are sent out to recollect lost pieces.

>A 140 volume, incredibly in depth biography of a farmer named Claude who lived in 16th century France. Who wrote it and why remains a mystery.

The Machine of Lum the Mad

A 1965 Ford Mustang convertible, bright red.

A ticket stub from the Beatles' last concert

A collection of exotic and deadly sharp blades, each of which once belonged to the most lethal assassin of their respective timelines.

>A secret recipe for curry, which his grandmother gave to him. The recipe itself is quite common, is the amount of love in it that is found nowhere else in the world.

A copy of the Voynich manuscript, translated into Greek, Latin and Egyptian Heiroglypics, with a post script note written in the Indus script.

>about tree giddy
Additional keks

Also I like the first gold piece ever struck, imma use that as the macguffin for a campaign. Just some generic thing that belongs in a museum but everyone wants it.

The only thing not in his massive hoard of infinitely rich shit: standard issue Gold coins.

Vecna's original, handwritten lab notes detailing the development of the ritual used to become a lich. The final page is considerably less aged then the others; Vecna intended to take it with him when he Ascended so that no one could reproduce his work, but the page was taken from him mid-apotheosis through clever use of time travel.

>An AOL 30-day free trial CDROM
That still allows access to 1991's web.

A perfectly square box kept within a perfectly square room. The box and room merely have 5 sides

Well of course not.
Isra is a girl's name.

A pair of parallel lines that intersect.

The last digit of pi.

A hand-crafted set of Escher stairs.

The square root of negative one.

A set of all sets which contains itself. An additional set of all sets that does not contain itself.

A triangle whose angles don't add up to 180 degrees.

The largest prime number. Not the largest known prime; rather the largest one there is period.

>that image
>The only martial needs a fucking automatic weapon to compete
face it, it's hysterical

A few books

>Boots of Ao
Why did Ao make boots, and/or not destroy them if someone elsemade them

an ornate puzzle box

>A sliver of infinity, held in a thin crystal bell jar
>The lance of Longinus, still dripping with blood
>the first flower to ever exist, almost wilted
>Nemo's identity
>A lock of Samson's hair, still brimming with power
>A needle which he extracted from an egg, laid by a rabbit

Full-size dice sets made from every material imaginable, first by periodic elements, then metals and minerals, stone and alloys, carved bone sets from every species imaginable, woods, and finally metaphysical concepts.

Each of them can be rolled on the table without denting or damaging the wood.

- The tomb of a foreign king from a land lost to time and the cosmos, with an inscription upon it prophesying his revival should the king's native land need him.

- A rather portly, black-haired man wearing unusual white-jeweled threads, who sings impeccable songs in any language or beat for the sultan in return for food, a place to rest, and companionship.

- A door leading to the fountain of youth.

- An ever-burning torch, the fire never growing dark or dim. The wooden portion of the torch is never consumed, but the grip near the bottom is slightly stained with long-dried blood. Meant to be Prometheus' flame, stolen from the gods.

- A rather hefty boulder, difficult to lift but can be held aloft if you are in decent physical shape. On the bottom of it is some long-dried blood splatter.

- A phone booth, still functional even though there is no power or wires connected to it. Any calls made out to it will reach whomever you are calling, whether this person is alive or dead.

- A little metal box with pointed ends on various sides, wrapped in tin foil and thin sheets of aluminum. A battered, yet still functional gold circle with grooves cut into it is emblazoned upon the side.

My man

>-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in paperback. Not the book, the actual guide.
jesus

Stealing

>The Book of Names, First Edition, First and Only Print. There lay the names of all the gods.
>The only Twelfth-Dimensional object known to stay stable within the Fourth Dimension.
>The protective facescarf of the greatest hero in the Multiverse. It was taken from his tomb at the end of the Multiverse.
>A cloak woven out of pure darkness, plucked from the night itself.
>A chest full of assorted vials of MantaColour. Each vial contains the purest known liquid form of such colour in existence.
>Scalemail armour forged from the corpse of the Ur-Dragon, Paragon of Dragonkind.
>The Primer of the next Universe. It is a pure white ball of light, sitting in the middle of the hoard.

- The unhatched egg of a dying phoenix. It is warm to the touch and grows warmer the longer it is held. Do not hold it for long.

- The skeleton of a giant, encased in amber, clutching a ring.

- A broom which can sweep away illusions of any kind.

- A glass heart stolen from an ancient sorcerer which shatters if the bearer suffers a mortal wound.

- A sealed clay amphora of undiluted ambrosia purchased from a man born before the flood.

- A key that can open any door including those without locks.

- A robe of pure sunlight that is cool to the touch.

Underated post

Why not?

An engine from a ship labeled ' event horizon'

A macaroni picture his kid made him

>A train used to rob other trains of any size.
>Eric Harris's DOOM II .wads
>A pill that speeds up the evolutionary path to its final stage
>The Holier Chalice
>An extremely creative and skilled automaton that may produce the ending to any cancelled or unfinished piece of media exactly as the creator would have intended it to be viewed, read, or played
>A gilded microphone that, when spoken into, allows the rules of the game system to be changed by whomever speaks into it

>box labeled Hope
Nopenopenopenopenope

>just watched Event Horizon recently
Would legitimately be worried by this.

>Your Phenomenal cosmic powers and being a fucking dragon are comparable to heavy Armour and a fully auto-shotgun in power.

Now that's funny.

>One lich's phylactery, won in a game of cards
>the lich lost the game on purpose, because he knows the sultan wouldn't let anyone lay a finger on his possessions

Majority shares in the SCP Foundation

>Magical PDA
Two wizards that kiss in public!

The last Base Set First Print Charizard holofoil.

In mint condition

A Guinness Book of World Records plaque stating that he's the Richest Man in the Known Universe. Nice.

>A vial of refined black goo of a thousand dragons, fermenting for thousands of years that have been said in legends, to have the properties to dissolve a combinations of two or more metals shaped into the supporting pillars of an indestructible tower

A clay jar of minced words.
The bottled first cry of a newborn child.
A vampire's reflection, kept under velvet.
An ounce of honor in a bell jar.
A whalesong transcribed on vellum.
The ring of keys to his own heart.
A pool of starlight. It's heated.

user, is this us?

- The first and only copy of The Christopher Poole Autobiography, which speaks of a man who is unbeknownst to anyone.

-The Memelord's Map. Allows the wielder to detect where the dankest memes are located and where a new one will appear.

-Mozart's Phone Number

-The Cross where Jesus was nailed to.

-a Well-Coded N64 Emulator

-Actually owns Borneo and Singapore. Once owned parts of Australia but sold them back to the government for unknown reasons.

-Owns Disney.

-a bag of M&Ms that melts in your hand but not in your mouth.

A slightly small burlap sack filled with a slightly smaller burlap sack filled with a slightly smaller burlap sack filled with a slightly smaller burlap sack ad infinitum

A large collection of albums that contains a scratch and sniff of every scent imaginable, and some that are not.

The scratch and sniffs are made from increasingly strange materials, from various papers and parchments to ancient stone tablets and thin sheets of mysterious metals to substances derived from mythical creatures and materials unidentifiable by any means.

Each scratch and sniff comes with a description, printed, inscribed or otherwise present on or in the vicinity of the constituent material, of the scent, with the comprehensibility of the languages and scripts used for the description either correlating or being inversely related to the strangeness of the material of the scratch and sniff.

No idea, they supposedly exist, and they work by kicking people in the face to cure them of all ills. Allegedly.

But does he request that you use a coaster?

?

Lolwut.

Nope

A large snow globe with a miniature city inside it that was found by archeologists in an ancient ruin deep in the earth. You can teleport inside of it if you read the ancient magical words scribed around it while touching the globe. The flow of time seems slower inside of it.
The city is populated by the last survivors of a ancient advanced humanoid race that created the globe to survive a great cataclysm that wiped out their species. They lived for so many generations there that they've long forgotten that they're living in a miniature city inside a glass globe and completely lost touch with all the magical knowledge they had in the past. There are vast libraries and many laboratories in the city but they no longer can read their own books or understand their own machinations.

Do you remember the last time when that bitch opened up the hope box?

The girl FOUND hope at the bottom of an unmarked urn, you fucknard.

A wrought iron brazier, flames eternally flickering. A secret written and burned in it will never be discovered. A hope abandoned will never come to pass, but will not trouble its former holder.

I dont get it.

SCP-001. It is classified Euclid and is kept well contained.

SCP--001. That isn't a typo, it's SCP negative zero zero one. It's classified Thaumiel and doesn't technically exist.

>Owns Disney
The company or the frozen corpse?

An hourglass made of frozen time, its grains made of the reflections of stars in a still lake.

His own hoard, as an entirely distinct item within his hoard. It includes itself. No-one is quite sure how his vault can contain it.

Yes

A portable hole and a bottle of the universal solvent.
No one knows how he can keep them without destroying the vault.

Yes

A library that consists entirely of pre-published manuscripts, first editions, signed copies, rare misprints and low-run print versions of books - including several erroneous bibles as yet unknown to scholars.

The only non-special or otherwise highly valuable book he owns is his very favourite story, which he has 26 copies of - a few are first editions, a couple are signed, but most are just from random print runs. Some are very dog-eared, and at least one has been dropped in the bath.
He considered buying every copy of it, but wanted others to be able to enjoy his favourite story as well.

He has a foil 1996 World Champion.

Even better
>he's not a member of the orange lantern corps

I'm picturing this guy as a bit of a Scrooge McDuck type character, what do you guys think?

Did he personally discover all of these artifacts or did he just buy them with his incredible wealth?

Both.

I'm like to go one better and use "philtre"

It and other words like tincture and poultice really make potion lists sound 10x as cool if also 10x as retarded.

And a Black Lotus masterpiece.

-A magic communicator that lets him speak to, and visit, a man of metal whom he trades various items with.
-a necklace that does nothing, and yet something.
-a sigil of a bloodied raven, which he acquired from a man of large proportions whom he and the metal man have brunch with in occasion
-a cat, an ordinary cat. He likes cats get off his back
-a page ripped from a book that discribes an army, turned to dust

-Slaaneshes virginity