This happened today and I now require Alpharius memes

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>Omegon may post if he is also Alpharius.
But user, Omegon IS also Alpharius.

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This is easily up there for one of my favourite tg-related stories.

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Ignore him. He's just disapointed with his life and is redirecting his self loathing onto others in an attempt to feel empowered.

That said, tits or gtfo.

Why thank you.

No you idiot, like this.

But he said TITS or GTFO, as in plural.

This is a blue board you degenerate fucks.

>Only adults have smart phones
Could literally just be a 14 year old on summer break or some shit whose dad wants to make sure he doesn't ruin his sleep schedule.
>speaks in memes to their own father
Eh, only slightly cringey.
>father responses in kind
God forbid a father joke around with their son instead of treating every text conversation as a formal affair.

Dude, this thread just gave me the best idea ever!
I'm going to collect a full sisters army, but run it as Alpha Legion!

Pffff HAHAHA
No, do Orks! And with Ork models and everything.

N'ah, I already have enough Orks to do it, that would be less fun.
Imagine sitting down across from some player, and you have this beautifully painted sisters army, you tell them all the fluff of your convent, or whatever they have, you set up, you start to play, they shoot at you, say "wounding on 3s", then you correct them, "4s". They say "no, sisters are T3", and you pull out your traitor legions book, and say "yes, but alpha legion are toughness 4", with a giant shit eating grin on your face, only then does he notice your paint scheme.

>> needs to be reminded to wake up by their fucking father, instead of being responsible like a grown man
notice there's 2.5 hours gap between the reminder and the response

I can see it now, that's absolutely beautiful.

So it's all because Alpharius thought he was smarter than Eldrad. Got it.

Who's betraying whom.