Cute Female Angels vs Succubi thread

Reading by halo light? That's adorable, but now I'm wondering how she ever gets to sleep with that thing on. Do they put a cap over it? Or is there a hidden chain they pull to turn the light off?

Dunno.
Sleep mask.

Swing and a miss!

now thats just cute!
How can succubi even compete?

They'll think of something.

That is a succubus. She's tricking you, get an axe.

I've read the description of pic on deviantart
"It is generally believed that the best and possibly only way to prevent attack by or to banish a Succubus is through the art of prayer, particularly through the use of the ‘Saint Michael’s prayer’."
Seriously tho, why would you want to banish her?

Because if she's a classic demonology demon, she'll suck your vitae out. If she's a D&D-esque demon, she'll rape your soul out.

>wanting evil succubus

I like it more when angels and succubus are dived on philosophy. Restraint vs indulgence.

I know, right? I always like the idea that demons and devils are basically black ops, while angels operate openly. Angels don't need to temp you, they just visit you before you sleep and pass along messages, while demons have to come to you in your dreams or what have you.

A competition to see who can step into the others' role the best?

Interesting. Would it be easier for a succubus to rise or an angel to fall?

How would you judge the winner and loser?

Again, depends on the levels of free will. It would be nearly impossible for something with no or little free will to do something in categorical opposition to their alignment.

Joke on her, I am already dead inside and she cant get a shit. In fact, maybe I can devour her energy as an energetic vampire.

I think we're assuming angels aren't just extensions of the nous here. It wouldn't be much fun if every angel was technically a reflexive thought of the YWHW godmind.

Tagteam match. The demon keeps sucking the vital essence out of the dude, the angel keeps cramming more back in as they trade him back and forth.

Is he in heaven? Is this hell?

It would also be a bit creepy thinking that the hot chick you're banging is really just an extension of God and that's him whispering sweet nothings in your ear as he rides you to town. I assume the Holy Ghost is allowed to watch, but it's not like it matters for it is also God.

Hell is a realm of Law. Heaven is a realm of Chaos.

Discuss.

>Heaven is a realm of Chaos

Totally defensible. Chaos is a lack of repeating elements. In programming incompressability is basically a measure of chaos. There is nothing more chaotic than the singular exception and that is certainly God.

Who is like God? Nothing is. But every devil in hell has something to compare himself to.

"never practiced" is going a bit too far. There is always a moral ideal that most people don't quite measure up with but that doesn't mean the ideal should be disposed of entirely or even bad in the first place.

god loves you

He REALLY loves you

OH MY GOD, FUCK OFF

also the holy ghost is also part of the trinity so if the holy ghost watches while you plow god (is it the father or the son?) then its not any weirder than your situation already is.

no

Do the undead count as taking a third option?

Pretty sure either of the others would wipe out vampires as unnecessary competition, after all they don't really have the backing of a major celestial power on their own unless you want some goofy vamp blood god or whatever.

Might have some potential if you consider a mechanic through which a human ghost will attempt to attain either angelic or demonic status through the salvation or corruption of souls, respectively. You know, basically Clarence trying to earn his wings/halo if Clarence was a ghost and also apparently a sexy lady.

You know, basically ghosts are low level PCs that want to earn enough experience to start gaining Epic Levels and ascend into a spiritual being.

That is a foursome I'd have the hell(heaven??) out of.

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Reminder that lust is a sin, and hedonism is not the way to heaven.

This is how I've been doing it for ages. I've always preferred avoiding the obvious stereotypes.

I feel like the heavenly equivalent of a succubus would have a higher "soulmate" factor. Like you can see yourself discussing the same obscure memes and funny videos and your favorite 17th century philosophers with. The sort that one can genuinely enjoy the company of on a regular basis with sex as an additional blessing. You can't really bask in the afterglow of passion with a succubus. With them it's more like the icky corrupt feeling you get after fapping to /d/egeneracy

Reminder that all is lost. Accept your fate. The stars are right, and even now they stir.

The church could punish you for not giving your spouse as much sex as you wanted

Are you denying God?

>God is also banging and getting banged by thousands of other people
Is this NTR or polyamory?

I fuckign adore this photo I do not know why

Fuck off /x/

I always liked the idea that there would be, in a polytheistic setting like most D&D realms, that there would be one somewhere, within which angels of all sorts, whether the ones that are huge and have huge guts, or the smaller, friendlier ones that escort people who died traumatic deaths, or the person-sized ones that may walk amongst mortals to dispense advice, all the way up to the Eldritch Deifacted Thought-Spurs that shape continents and don't afraid of anything, there would be tiny ones.

Little, tiny, cute ones that are disarming and sweet, and just want people to be happy and comfortable, that respect free agency and will, that can feel emotions of their own and want to see their friends in heaven...

...and that are accompanied by tiny snakes. Little winged snakes that fly around them and bask in the sun while their friends are talking to mortals. Not to attack anything, they just follow their angel friends up and down from heaven and relax in the sun while the angels do their shit. They're angel pets. It's an incongruity that nobody sees coming in games, you know?

Deities and other supernatural beings are always fucking mortals in Greek mythology, and 'angel' is a Greek word.

He's tryin to hide his boner lol

Yes heaven is chaos in a good way. With all uniqueness. Perhaps heaven is a completion of god, angels and all planes of existence that human souls create as their own personal realm?
It would be fun to become some type of chaos "god".

So, molag bal?

Basically this
Succubi are the sort of short-term one day relations. And heavenly alternative would be one who ypu could spend eternity with.

That chick thinks she's intimidating him but he's clearly just gathering his chi and the moment it hits 9001 he'll show her his true power level complete with busting his moves with his crucifix shrunken. Mark my words.

>"That's it! I'm done! How can someone be so fucking beta he won't go after me?! I'm not even seducing him, I'm just gonna scare him until he wets his fucking pants."

What does this have to do with traditional games?

Different possible representations of the holy vs the unholy in a setting. Using the "default" accepted idea of succubi seducing mortals into evil by opening up forum to discuss the alternative of the forces of god "seducing" mortals into good (beyond the whole "eternal reward in the afterlife" if you're into that).

he's in prime position to knee her in the cunt

>short hair
>disgusting looks
>horrid lingerie

fuck off, im sticking with righteous qts

What happens to pure succubi and degenerate angels?

It might be less creepy if you consider that God isn't inherently male or female.

Someday I'm going to do a setting where the role of angels is played by pterodactyls. Grumpy, divine pterodactyls as emissaries from God.

Either that, or they're valkyries, ferrying virtuous souls who die in battle to Mesozoic Valhalla where they will spend their afterlives carousing with dinosaur warriors.

Still, I'd argue that regardless directly fucking a direct extension of God is kind of a not-done thing. You might as well fuck any kind of other fantasy qt with proper moral values and the desire to start a family.

Personally, I like to think the context is that the guy is tortured by self-loathing and keeps trying to push the succubus away because he can't accept someone wanting him, and she's finally decided to just corner him and force him to accept her affection. She won't tolerate him feeling that way because no one should feel that way, and she's going to break down his barriers even if she has to use brute force, because God fucking damn it, she wants him, and everyone deserves to be wanted like that and have an awesome sex life.

It's totally not because that's how I feel and I wish a succubus would do that to me. Totally.

Purification>>corruption
Also, the thinking man's fetish.

maybe, because she looks horrid?
I mean if youll be a succubus concubine, at least have a decent looks...

Impossibru. After all, Adam was made in his image, therefore god is male. He later had to figure out a woman which lead to a lot of argument about where to stick the extra clay.

Then they trade horns and halos.

>Giving a gender to omnipotent, omnipresent entity that is literally everything in this universe and beyond

Chaos Engineers VS The Singularity.

They are actually the same exact creature and are classed as either succubus or angel depending upon their actions and while they might start of as one they might easily change to the other. Their apearence depends upon how good they are at their um... task and how devoted they are to heaven or hell respectively. Competence = attractiveness, devotion = more angelic/demonic features.

I love genzomans succubi

Neither is ascetism. In fact virtue turns to sin if you start thinking it might "earn" your way to Heaven. It distracts you from the real way, and probably turns you into a self-righteous shithead along the way.

What gets you to Heaven is feeding the poor, taking in the refugee, freeing the indebted, etc. Show grace of God to others and you get it yourself, mistreat them and you get your comeuppance. How much and the type of sex you have is irrelevant.

But if you've done nothing but perfectly ordinary sex, why are you feeling icky?
>Outer Planes are actually the collective consciousness of the entire Multiverse
>Sexual revolution of the 60's and the resulting de-demonification of sex has caused a crisis as uncountable succubuses, each one representing particular aspect of lust, come into the epiphany that they're not inherently evil
>A mass exodus from the Lower Planes tips the balance of power in favour of Good
>It also tips in favour of Law, and the Nine Hells surge into Abyss to seize the day
>The depleted Hells get raided by the newly empowered Upper Planes
>Evil collapses in disarray
>Just before being slain by adventurers, Asmodeus reflects on being defeated by condoms

Anons why aren't you doing your part in making God's future army of Nephilim?

Succubi always wins: female angels needs hopes and passions to stay alive, while succubus needs physical contact from someone else (succubus included)...

Because last time it happened, God had to flood an entire planet.

>claiming that an omnipotent omnipresent entity couldn't have a gender, which would actually nullify his omnipotence

What, did you spend all your time at sunday school with the bad touch priest instead of learning a goddamn thing?

What if the angels are basically pic related?

Well succubi can still stay alive by fucking these.
Thing that angel can't.

>with balance between law and chaos broken, bloodwar is resolved
>what should have resulted in the apocalypse instead means that evil endures

Why would I want an angel over a succubus?

An angel would want to bring me into the fold of the heavenly police state and hive mind. Don't think for yourself, only praise YHWH and give up everything that made you you. Having a conscious mind is a sin, after all.

A succubus only wants to free you from this horrendous fate, and is an agent of freewill and individuality. She is a fighter for freedom, and though she may be a bit selfish, she indirectly cares far more about you than any angel ever would.

Hers is the sin of independence and knowledge.

That Angel, on the other hand, has a place in heaven just for you.

>Hell is a realm of Law.
Yes.

>Heaven is a realm of Chaos
Well, the chaotic heavens are.

>hates the jews
>Steven Universe gif
>supports the succubus because freedom
>doesn't see the appeal in heavenly tits
Looks like a winner to me! Hi tumblr!

post more mtg angels

Bible tells us that heavenly tits means no tits at all.

Ironically, I actually got the Stephen universe gif from here... I also posted it because it was a Junji Ito Spirals reference.

"This hole was made for me!"

*teleports behind her*

Yare yare, you're 100 years too early to claim my virginity...harlot. 2D>3D.

The official catholic, east orthodox, and Lutheran position is that god is beyond comprehension and neither male nor female, and that to put gender upon god is folly

Catholic position though also say its easier to say he than to say god every time because of reflex, and not to worry to much about doing it outside of official papal documents.

>Not having an absolute love for angels
>not realizing that succubi merely appear attractive to draw you in
>not being able to see past the glamour of the demon

Step it up, senpai

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>Geek is unintentionally alpha as fuck by ignoring the advances of Succubus
>She starts wondering whether he's a stud who can have any girl he wants or if something is wrong with her
>This just makes her insecure around him so she gets meaner in general

That's a demon, not a succubus...

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Can a succubus posses a guy and then let them both experience being fucked?

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>It would be fun to become some type of chaos "god"
Are humans future Daedric princes?

why are mtg angels so fucking hot

>If God is infinite in all things, could he be infinitely SJW enough to be every gender.

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polyamory is just NTR without the despair