Why are female orcs always ditzy musclebimbos whereas male orcs are ugly assholes?

Tolkien's orc isn't the standard. This is.

Do you want the males to also be ditzy musclebimbos?

Maybe just some tasty green beefcakes.

Because we as a society are ultimately still not comfortable with women being in the role of "random mook who gets killed and you feel good about it" so when orcs fill that role you only see the men.

This leaves female orcs with heroic and sexual roles, both of which trend towards the attractive end of the line.

You'll also notice that there's a lot of orc men in japanese porn for some reason, and while they typically fill the role of "oveweight/hairy/buff dude who assblasts small delicate female" that japanese society loved to death, they're still more anthropomorphic and generically attractive than a Tolkein orc.

I think a lot of those japanese porn orcs don't even have their own females, thus the literal rape culture. Must involve funky genetics too, or they'd have bred themselves out of existence pretty quickly.

Slavs are like that.
Ugly men with hot babes.
English opposite, ugly women with attractive males.

Because modern orcs are modelled after slavs

someone post that oglaf pic please. you know which.

Because MUH MAGICAL REALM!

>Some people think orcs are sexy
>Green skin
>Tusks
If I wanted to get my musclefetish on, I'd go for brown muscle elves

Muscular female orcs predate your brown muscle elf trash, you fucking mong.

>Because we as a society are ultimately still not comfortable with women being in the role of "random mook who gets killed and you feel good about it"
Feminists are strangely uninterested in *that* aspect of gender equality.

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>Why are female orcs always ditzy musclebimbos whereas male orcs are ugly assholes?

You: Enemies are for killing and taking their stuff.
Me: Woman enemies are "their stuff" and should be worth taking.

*millenia of war crimes*

So, Wow orcs?

I don't care about what came first, green skin and tusks aren't sexy. Brown skin and kissable lips on the other hand are pretty nice.

>green skin and tusks aren't sexy

Speak for yourself, loser.

...You know, I'm not sure if that's right.

Non-monster orcs are basically a WoW thing. Green super warrior orcs were introduced by Warhammer, but they don't have females, and they're pretty much monsters.

Brown elves started appearing in anime in the 80's. Warcraft: Orcs & Humans wasn't released until 1994.

and orcs having women didn't happen until WoW. There weren't any lady orcs in WC3. Or lady trolls or tauren for that matter.

>and orcs having women didn't happen until WoW
...no, garona's in orcs and humans

>why are Asian women sexy but Asian males gooks?
>why are ginger women god-tier but ginger males dropped in their faces?
>why are Brazilian women sex incarnate while Brazilian males mostly third world Italians?

Because orcs and half-orcs, in a modern sense, are a stand-in for niggers.

Not even black men like black women though.

nah black women dont like black men

literally NO ONE likes niggers

>even black people don't like black people

Warhammer orcs originally had women and they even had minis of their own.

>Because orcs and half-orcs, in a modern sense, are a stand-in for niggers.

Wrong.

Well duh. Why do you think the only thing they're good at is killing one another?

its hilarious how this thread things the answer is "racism" not "we have loudly broadcast to the world we will masturbate to anything remotely sexual"

Yeah, that's kind of a reason they're so violent and angry all the time. I would be too if I had shitty hair, big lips and skin the color of mud.

>Non-monster orcs are basically a WoW thing

I have back issues of Foniks with "Orcs as people" articles older than you and your entire misbegotten generation.

Somebody must post the comic where death mushrooms complain that human males look like ugly chicks.

It's basicaly the same as

yeah, back when Warhammer was a DnD ripoff.

So, during the first two editions

ye, but it's also funny

Just create two orc subspecies.

One is a species that genetically fits in with humans, elves, dwarves, etc. The typical muscled pretty elf-orcs. Big on strength, big on independence.

The other one is some synthetic wizard-derived breed in an attempt to create some simulacrum of the original orcs bred out of I dunno. Similar to the natural original orcs, big on strength, but no independence, very subservient. Literally anyone with muscle or brains can take over a clan of these artificial orcs.

That way you can have your fanged elf-orcs, and your horrid mutant Tolkien orcs.

This thread is bait. The modern orc besides the new lotr has the body of a steroid OGH abusing bodybuilder.

Orcs are more intelligent, civilised and attractive than niggers.

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truth

I think orcs are easy to imagine as being like what people were pre-civilisation. Except with benefit of some civilisation. So their bodies are very well trained, lean and muscular for both males and females.
They don't have the luxury of being soft.

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>oveweight/hairy/buff dude who assblasts oveweight/hairy/buff dude "

FTFY. You have no idea how much Bara BBM Hentai there is

well hello there tumblr, you're early.

I love her designs.
>The horns are not naturally occuring
So how do they occur then?

Most likely they place something the right shape under the skin and let it heal back.

>>The horns are not naturally occuring
>So how do they occur then?

Da Big Bozz went 100% nuclear.

Perhaps they use needles to apply specific irritants to the bones that spurs bone growth. With repeated application it'd end up forming a horn. It'd probably be painful as fuck so there'd be a lot of prestige from having several of them.

Heck, maybe it's a "you keep what you kill" type deal, and they make the horns out of the horns/bones of their enemies.

cause, you had least need to fap to it to call something female

I mean they're not. I have never seen this outside of porn and korean MMOs

No, it decidedly isn't. It's true that orcs are usually just buff green dudes, but only warhams/warcrapft call the giant tusked green dudes orcs, instead of, like, trolls, or ogres.

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They aren't, though. They basically replaced conan for the noble savage barbarian stereotype. Sometimes a few African design elements slip in, but they're not "a stand-in for niggers".

Orcs are generic trash mobs, and the only reason anyone would spend any time fleshing them out is pingas.

I like that filename.

Because female orcs were never depicted by their creator Tolkein.

They were a race of fucking elven corpses man.
Literally undead elves.

>Slavs
>Orcs

>Said the inbred sheep shagger.

Yep, those Orcs do have a rape culture

>That pant is that long for a reason~

Thats strangwly attractive for an orc.

Can you provide more images of ditzy musclebimbo female orcs?

I need them for scientifc purposes.

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Given orcish brutishness and even with existence of sexual dimorphism, female orcs can't look too ditzy or weak, otherwise they would not be able to handle childbearing or simply being around orc males.

Depending on setting, I imagine female orcs being mostly on par with males, in that they test the strength of males in order to mate with the strongest one - given that only strong females can put up resistance and survive childbirth, natural selection in orcs would diminish overt sexual characteristics like large permanent breasts and narrow waist, but definitely accentuate elements like hips or ass.

Whereas human females tend to look like an hourglass, orc females are probably more bottom-heavy (pun very much intended), and thus most portrayals are fantastic and amusing, but not too big on actual evolutionary biology.

[blatant fetish bait image]
Why do [fictional thing that depends on the setting and has been defined a thousand ways by different authors] always [obviously false generalization I pulled out of my ass]?
This thread cannot be off topic because literally everything is Veeky Forums related!

Wow how smart you are user! Now that you've cracked that case, I won't be sneakily tricked into having fun by discussing my fetish anymore!

Thanks a lot!

Because there is literally no limit to the amount of porn consumers will consume.

That is wrong. I have a picture here from Warcraft 1, with an Orc female on the left.

>TFW no orc waifu to sit on your face and force you to eat green booty for hours

That's getting a save

>english men
>attractive
Are you one of those people who think that cumberbatch doesn't look like a wierd alien hybrid.

Kill all the males and take the women

Non human males must be purged

Do you do that with every thread? Go back and look if someone posted it month ago?

>shortstack goblins

I want a male orc ditzy musclebimbo!

Hey there Jimmy

>ditzy musclebimbos
I wouldn't call them that

This is the actually correct answer. It happens so often that players will will start to automatically assume that females of whatever race they're fighting and killing are plot important and should be talked to vs. yet more fodder for the wizard to Fireball.

If you make the enemies players fight roughly half female and half male get ready for lots of PC discomfort when suddenly casting Sleep followed up with a Coup de Grace on an unconscious woman seems somehow wrong, despite doing it to Orcs and male bandits with no hesitation

Not always.

Spoiler warning for an obscure indie pixel game, I suppose.

So it's not gay porn? I gave it a try and it seemed to be a tactical RPG, but then a lot of the reviews said it's gay porn?

why does /pfg/ keep escaping its containment field

i swear to christ that is going to be the plot for my next campaign, some weirdo cult opened the book of erotic fantasy and it's weakening the barriers between the planes allowing succubi and shit to come into our dimension and corrupt people, and every town notice board will be full of these stupid semi lewd elf/orc/goblin/black women/whatever pictures and crudely scrawled comments and if our party can't stop it the entire world will be turned into lust enslaved fuckmeat for semen demons (male).

Which begs the question, what is more sexist? Violence towards women or excluding them from violence?

Is the answer "Both."?

>Which begs the question, what is more sexist? Violence towards women or excluding them from violence?
Let me put this like this: I've never seen a feminist campaign for equal conscription duties, even though they've been around for both world wars and 'Nam.

Let me also put it like this: GTA 5 is banned in Australia for depicting violence against women. Even though that violence is entirely optional and limited to punching female NPCs in the face or shooting them. This is the same game that has a level where you torture a man by -among others- pulling out a tooth without anaesthetics, waterboarding him and applying a car battery to his nipples.

The important thing is to point out some are female AFTER the murdering is done. Your players need to get used to killing women too.

No, there's the occasional dong and there's some gay in there, but it's not porn by any stretch.

because men like to fuck women

obviously

>Let me put this like this: I've never seen a feminist campaign for equal conscription duties, even though they've been around for both world wars and 'Nam.

You're wrong. That was explicitly a demand of the feminist movement since Vietnam. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_and_sexism

Generally feminist movements are also opposed to conscription for anyone, but if there is conscription it should apply to everyone.

Because orcs are played by ugly assholes who lust after ditzy muscle bimbos.