Pathfinder General /pfg/

Pathfinder General /pfg/

How do you celebrate being accepted into a /pfg/ game?
How do you drown away the sorrows of being rejected yet again?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current Playtests: pastebin.com/quSzkadj

Old Thread:

>How do you celebrate being accepted into a /pfg/ game?

By finally relieving myself of all the pent-up sexual arousal I had channeled into writing and perfecting my app

Why do both FotJR and SotJR have rape happen to powerful, competent, main characters, under circumstances contrived and unbelievable even by hentai standards?

It's completely uncalled for and stretches disbelief.

why do you keep memeing this?

are you a player in one of the games venting your frustration anonymously?

Because an employee slacked off.

How do you mourn being bamboozled by a /pfg/ game?

I drink heavily and try to forget the character lest i relive the traum,a

APPS NOW CLOSED.
FINAL LIST FORTHCOMING.

>tfw reviewanon will never get to the last minute LoBaF apps.

Time for post-closure shitposting.

Who would like to start us off? I'd like to propose either shipping, height posting or a general discussion on the respective underwear of characters.

Please keep your shitposting organized and sorted by topic, and no one shitpost if they've had more than two drinks.

When will someone apply for a /pfg/ game with this as their picture?

bara memes

Bara group or bust!

hopefully never kitsune are cancer

Underwear should be a distinctly WWW thing

Height is stupid

Shipping is a classic standby and gets my vote

I stop being a faggot and man the fuck up.

Bad shit happens.

Mourn, fix it. Violence and swearing optional.

What Pathfinder race is this?

why is underwear a WWW thing
i never asked for this

But araboo has nopan

some kind of aasimar faggotry

Agathion Aasimar.

Underwear user, where are you?

Who /hype/ for Starfinder here? Posting best race.

He never got to the ones posted a few days ago.

Let's list our picks

My picks.
>Gamze
>Shanan
>Essa
>Aeda
>Orlan
>Katerina

no

irrelevant

POST A BARA LIST. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DOGGY DARE YOU.

Are there even enough men for a gay party?

Yes. Not a bara party though.

If we fail to make lobaf a gay meme game, can we at least turn WWW into brokeback mountain?

I don't know why LoBaF got the bara meme in the first place, it probably has the least gay potential of the games open this week and Blingmaker barely started accepting.

>only girls

I'm onto you.

>Shanan

When did Shanan and Orlan turn female?

the quadra app cauldron is being stirred

I'M ONTO YOU.

>Orlan

>blingmaker only started accepted

And has the most apps

that could be gay memes too as we know the homosexuals love fabulous

STILL ONTO YOU

Discord thought it would be funny

What about the IRC cabal?

discord couldn't fucking coordinate getting out of a paper bag

I am!

What are you talking about, Essa is a boy.

>Half-Giant with Powerful Build
>Large Spiked Heavy Shield +1 (Bashing)
>3d6+3 damage Shield Bash
>Play PsiWar because not an idiot
>Cast Expansion
>4d6+4 Shield Bash
>Still level 1
>MFW people actually not playing Sword and Board PsiWar

I'm not on the discord, I'd like names of this shitty cabal so I can bar them from my games.

please

the dodahedron app will be the greatest creation the lowly thread peasants have ever seen

Shipping. Let's get this started.

>Shanan x Essa
It's fucking classic
>Aeda x Katerina
Less shipping, more heartwarming big sister moments.

2hu, DHB, Sslarn, Obama

I. AM. ONTO. YOU.

lol

hold up i'll copy-paste the list fuckboy.

...

fuck i can't

how does this tits work

Here you are.

I'm not talking about everyone in the discord

I'm talking about how in every discord, there's always 5-10 people circlejerking and shitposting

THAT'S the cabal

right now i think most of the discord talking is fucking drunk

Aeda and Orlan ship. It's one-sided. Orlan keeps getting rejected by the eligible bachelorettes and Aeda cheers him up. Secretly, Aeda wonders why nobody else thinks he's cool.

Join the thing and figure it out yourself. Go undercover and make a cabal-inside-a-cabal

Literally bad luck happened

Which is more then enough for powerful characters to get FUCKED. (No pun intended)

Both were a race against the clock, or Amiko dies (which is part of the base AP remember), but instead of being killed it was replaced with rape. One group didn't make it, and the other Kinda cheated with a PC offering themselves AFTER a horrible set of rolls.

Shanan's a silver bullet for shipping, even pairs well with boys. I wonder if the player built him just for that.

>right now i think most of the discord talking is fucking drunk

You have no idea how right you are, senpai.

Oh i do

because i too am slammed.

This sounds saccharine as shit.

>the other Kinda cheated with a PC offering themselves AFTER a horrible set of rolls

How the fuck does this even work?

"Oh, golly gee! I missed all my attacks! I guess I'll just lie down and open myself up to tender dickings. You go and fuck me instead of that other girl, 'kay?"

Holy Christ, this is ridiculous even by hentai standards.

which /pfg/ character gives the best head?

Upon seeing Ameiko getting raped, why did Quinn not just bang on the door and yell that there was trouble, if not open the door herself?

>Rediculous even by hentai standers
You have Seen Nearly enough hentai then

My best guess: Player wanted to get some fap material and brew up some discount drama at the same time.

she's blind so nobody could hear her

Gareth

Deep.

I need more shipping for the ship gods!

...

If she was blind, why were they sending her in to scout?

Even if she was blind, why didn't she turn around and bang on the door/open the door?

Arrange a marriage for Katerina, she doesn't meet the man before her marriage. Your job is to create the best TV pitch you can out of this pairing.

Yeesh, y'all gotta step up your game with these trash ships.

It's not about who's the most perfect for each other--it's about who's going to have the most drama and hardship trying to be together.

The most hardship will be all men with oiled bare chests.

But I want innocent love like

Now when you say drama are we talking gnoll rape or Disney princess kidnappings?

gnoll princess kidnappings

There was a real missed opportunity for someone to make a gnoll princess.

Katerina and Sharan.

She'd be enamored with his hero antics, but not want to pull the trigger. He'd be wishy-washy and play hard to get.

Bonus art for the new happy couple.

I am honestly surprised nobody made a gnoll app.

Probably just that everyone who could have went to PLD.

PSEUDOPENIS

>No civilized outcasts from their own kind
>No chosen ones given a mission from the Gods for being a first-born
>Not even a grizzled mercenary
I guess I don't know /pfg/ as well as I'd assumed.

The furry crew is missing i guess.

> grizzled mercenary
> it's a druid who transforms into bears

Too easy, they even have the same hobbies.

Katerina/Essa for the wacky misunderstandings that begins as a crush on a pretty faced native, turns into a two girl friendship, then goes back to love after a long campaign of side glances.

But that's cute, not lewd. We only do lewd here.

I miss fist of the forest and bear warrior

I miss killing things with my bear hands.

>Only one specific type of hyena has pseudodong.
>The rest do not.

> I'm actually a hobbyist astronomer. I can read ursine.

>implying that matters for memes.

>I'm wishing it did matter.

Yeah and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Fistbear Bearfist was literally my favourite build of 3.5, but man didn't it point out the flaws of 3.5's dipping

Ranger 2/Barbarian 2/Ranger 1/Deepwarden 2/Fist of the Forest 3/Bear Warrior 1/Warshaper 4/Bear Lord 5

Then again, Gnolls take Lamashtu as their patron.

>7 different classes
>8 if you count two instances of ranger which are separate for some reason

Why

i just want bear warrior back honestly barbarians turning into bears with massive rage bonuses was funny as fuck

Because it was 3.5

This is what you DID

You dipped to get into PrCs ASAP and ideally you PRCed into more PRCs

I can fault Paizo for many things.

But at least they did something about this abomination.

Oh don't you worry

We'll get back to the glory days of 3.5 soon enough

Paizo has already started to push prestige classes with paths of the righteous

prepare yourself.