Things a male wizard might say, but not a female one

I've heard women(female) say that before.

A real answer? Saying no to chocolate.

>Where are my pants?

>But I wanna be a Wychlaran! I already bought a mask!

>witchalok Witchalok (hermaphroditic androgynoid)

>I'm a virgin

time to cut off my dick to lay the seed for my magical fortress

There's no such thing as female wizards. This isn't Harry Potter, user.

Wanna polish my rod of wonder?

As you see, my staff has a knob on the end

>inappropriate barbarian's weapon name

How do you spell gktkrm?

Grimlock

Underrated post.

With a sing of my wand I will clear my browser history

MR.KNOBCUTTER!

>My dream is to become a little girl

The Danish Stretcher

>Third Leg.

The Toothpick.

Pimsy Sparkledust!

>decker's last words

something involving hitting on a girl with cyberware and innuendo about ports

>Don't worry, I got this.

>Hold my stimtab

>And THAT Veronica is why we need twenty-three catgirls on standby

Maybe I shouldn't have put my datajck in there...

>Yeah, I got this, just a lil glitch is all.

>He thinks he has outsmarted me!

What's with the landscape? Why is it fizzli

Bock 'n' Calls

Made me laugh.

>Harry Potter
>female wizards
but user, there are no female wizards in harry potter

not
>rod of lordly might

underrated post

>Things you'd say to your familiar, but not your DM

Come over here, this won't take a minute

>the difference between your dog and your party's cleric

I'd never eat a dog.

thanks

None.

Only one comes when called.

thread/

Yes, because then she stops being a female.

Big Softy

Nah, just got some dicks now. Chromosomes are the same and there's still a vag.

Besides, what if the dicks are not in the crotch? Who says she's not got a head of hair made of throbbing cocks? She's a wizard, man, she ain't explain shit to you.

Phenotype matters too you know. So dicks means not a female.

Dude, I would just call the Penilemancer whatever the hell she asks you to.

Males don't have 20 dicks. If someone has 20 dicks, they're still 19 dicks away from being male.

Bob

As a Null Mage, I can call her whatever I want and if she doesn't like it she can suck my single dick.

>false analogy: the post

What happens when the infinite cock meets the hole of nothing?

A question for the ages......

It fucks it.

But what is there to fuck?

It.

all of it

The cocks fuck nothing, and the nothing becomes cocks. Thus from this cocked nothingness doth the world form. Stars flicker and ignite and worlds come together. On one such world did life first spring forth from the primordial Null-Sperm pools.

>Loli Wizard (Formerly Male): "I am 10.000 years old. You can fuck me!"

>Things you can say to your party but not your wife

Why are you in my bedroll?

Touch my mini again and I'll fucking slap you

This isn't working, let's just split.

My dog is male isn't a bitch

Why are you on this board if you lack even the tiniest shred of imagination to picture a woman with a magically-added dick?

Like what if someone literally, in real life, cut off a man's dick and surgically attached it to a woman's body? Are you saying that would then be a male?

This kid is dumb as a rock.

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Like what if someone literally, in real life, cut off a man's dick and surgically attached it to a woman's body? Are you saying that would then be a male?

user, you never heard of sex change operations?

>sex change operations?
You dumb nigger, everything else is still there, there's just a dick slapped on above the vagina.

>stop inserting your fetishes into your actions

For someone admonishing someone for the lack of imagination you are way too literally minded.

And no, that's still different.

heh

I love you

>I appreciate how you always have my back

>things that make the GM say "are you sure?"

>I snort the powder.

*while on fire* I can hug people for 3d4 damage per turn. I'd be a fool to give this up.

I stick my fist in there

I remember that thread

Of course the liquid is harmless, our DM isn't THAT cruel

>My plan is going to work. Lets do this !

I pickpocket the [high ranking authority figure]

>I try to talk shit to the towering gorillamen guarding the mayor.

I roll to rape

can i be the GM this week

Yeah, this Lich seems legit. Come on guys, let's toss our weapons in the well.

Don't worry about food this week, I'll bring pizza for everyone, my treat.

You ever heard about /d/?

I remove another sword.

>the difference between your girlfriend and the party's paladin

The Paladin will touch me to Lay on Hands, but my girlfriend won't touch me at all anymore.

a paladin wouldn't lie

I still can't believe that was fucking real.