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Necromancer update never. Deal with it.

I'm gonna run a train of skeletons on you, meatboi!

How does a femur or 20 in the ass sound, fleshfaggot?
Or a phalange in the dickhole?

Filename related.

> Skeletons.

Ah yiss.

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How Soon™?

Anyone got that Dark Souls boss CYOA?

Orb, training from The Hoff.

I've always wanted to fight Andrew Jackson to the death.

Did you know he challenge a professional marksman to a duel, once?
When they turned and fired, the other guy shot first. The ball bounced of Jackson's fucking ribs.
So he took his time, aimed carefully, and killed him with the same casual calculation most people use to do their taxes.

He was riddled with musket and pistol balls, actually.
When he was an older man, his forearm started bothering him, itching and hurting. So he cut it open to see what was going on.
HIS OWN BODY WAS REJECTING A MUSKET BALL THAT HAD BEEN TRAPPED IN HIS ARM FOR 20 YEARS.

If I win, I go down in history as the man who finally destroyed Andrew Jackson.
If I lose, I die on the battlefield with honor at the hands of being composed entirely of rage and murderous intent.
Either way, I win.

There's a reason Jackson is the final choice and has a "Shit just got real" description.

>One exact fucking minute after OP
What is your problem

Totem because of my mild paranoia.
The Eye for easy learning.
Skeleton for even more laziness.

A cyoa without dragons isn't a cyoa.

I fucking hate dragons

Shut up.

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Dragons are simultaneously disgusting and also boring

I will be working on it as soon™ as i finish writing up my character sheet for my D&D group.
So Soon™.

Indeed.

Nice does that mean you'll make one !?

>tfw too late to ask for Necromancer update

Please post more Summoner themed cyoas.

Also, summoners > necromancers.

The update will consist of the Eremite part or improvments on the already published part?

Yes.

We all await patiently like doggos at a bowl.
As in we're spazzing out and want our food, and stellaris can only stem the hunger so much.

>fox girl not included
>there is no fox girl option

Can someone post the lost recent domain master? I need to post my edgiest build yet, but I'm stuck on my phone.

>We
speak for yourself

For shame skeleton bro. You forgot part three.

I changed my mind. Dragons are no longer my favourite things in the world. I like werewolves better now.

I want to be a big alpha werewolf and go awoo and lead my own wolf tribe in a fantasy world!

That's correct

Will your harem consist only of cute boys? Your answer determines whether you have best or worst taste

I got one would like to be a cute trap added to a "pack" of cute trap werewolves with a strong alpha male that protects us. Traps are encouraged to try and overpower the alpha and they get sexually dominated when they lose. The alpha has enough stamina and fluids to keep us all satisfied and fucks us into submission when we step out of line. Some traps are tsundere because they can't beat the D. Not the D man.

>got
*for. That's what happens when you write with an erection folks!

The Skeleton
The Eye
The Seer

Armor
Dark Orb
I can pick more than one? Fuck. I pick all of them

Normal
Polish
Breakdancing, ultimate form
Tomb
Eric von Skullkill

Kilroy
Sixto
Derek
Diary
The Iron Lady

American Road Trip
American Cape
Werner Herzog

California here we come right back where we started from

My brother from another litter.

Don't think one exists?

Is there a Souls CYOA just in general? I've never seen one around before.

Not the other user, but it does. Assuming of course they mean the "Be a Dark Souls Boss" CYOA.

In addition to the aforementioned, there's a Souls/Borne waifu CYOA of some description.
Also SDA posted a teaser for a Souls CYOA at some point, but I don't think they've been working on it all that much (if at all).

Anyone else enchanted by desert settings?

Biggest cyoa-related dissapointment of my life was when that mongolian tribe/clan cyoa got updated and it was suddenly all about conquering China. Fuck that. I want a nomadic desert empire.

>I don't think they've been working on it all that much (if at all).

>SDA
>making CYOA

Smuganimegirloftheseason.jpeg

If I wasn't confined to this laggy laptop I'd make something for us. Something beautiful.

If I weren't on mobile, I'd post "A New Summoner"

This cyoa is a gem.

I'll just post it for you.
Page 1/2.

Physical++++
Antimagic

Page 2/2.

Formatting is shit though.

FAIRY KING WHEN

nopeyesterday

That's only two pages.

Oh, thanks!

Gonna build for it or no? user went through the trouble of posting it for you, it's the least you can do.

Pact Bloodline
Abjuration Sorcerer
Social to 3
Physical to 1

Physical:*
Mental:*
Social:***

Summoners > everything else.

Hera looks hot but I know I'm lazy and would pick mage's guild

>Marble

>Tomato Juicex5

>Tentacle Pit
>Omnisce
>Inhumanity (Thrall)
>Chaos
>Chaos

>???

>Herald

I feel like I'm wasting this cyoa but the opportunity to gain infinite eldritch knowledge is too hard to pass up.

I was going to make the Chaos my thrall first but I figure an Inhumanity assistant would be more useful and practical.

I was the one that said I would post it if not on mobile, not the one originally requesting such CYOAs. Besides, I'd feel silly posting a build on my own thing.

Marble Altar
Imp -Tomato Juice
Succubus - Your Blood -Yumi
Ritualist - Your Blood - Thrall
Hellhound - Tomato Juice
Hellguard- Your Blood

Saty With Me - Save Death if the opportunity arises

5 companions 2 permanent, (albeit one is my master) - and i can cheat in exams using telepathy with the ritualist to get answers . i have the imp for cute, succubus for lewds, and the ritualist for companionship and help with things. hellhound & hellguard are for protection and because i like dogs

>Besides, I'd feel silly posting a build on my own thing.
Some feedback for the new one, in case you missed it:

Italics when are you going to fucking deliver PPP+

Changeling
Elementalism Sorcerer
Physical to ++
Social to +

Final Stats:
Physical ++
Mental ++
Social +

I've considered pretty much every other bloodline, but they sound like such huge pains in the ass. Then again, I'll be unintentionally siring a bunch of socially retarded elves so what the fuck do I know

Oh, thanks. Yeah, I thought about that, but at the time, I was a bit too tired for it. I'll consider it.

She faps whenever you ask for it. She'll only post it when you stop asking because this is her porn

>Mental++ 9
>Social++ 6

>Divination Mage 4
>Healing Sorcerer 0

Font of Healing, primarily focusing on enhancements rather than restoration, and hopefully entrenching the school as something not to be messed with.

Divination gives the knowledge to go with the ability - remotely reading unprotected spellbooks, learning more mundane skills easily, and even shopping around for other bloodlines. In lieu of a specific "wizard" lineage (or other way to subvert the aptitude restrictions), I'll mostly dabble in Abjuration as a way to protect against anything raw ability can't.

Eventually, I'll probably willingly join whichever bloodline isn't completely crazy (and has good bonuses to double-dip in), and offer my services in exchange for not getting dragged into their turf wars.

Why did you downsize it?

Armor
Dark Orb

Dio


mecha vampire dio vs supreme president dio - at some point i imagine a jojo gets involved

What's wrong with Pact bloodline? Don't want a demon waifu?

>demon waifu
I'm sure there are plenty of other CYOAs in which you can have a demon waifu.

With demons it's always you who are the waifu. Even when you think otherwise.

Love 'em

>implying this is in anyway bad

So you're a waifu(male)?

Waifus can have waifus. If you're both waifus, then there is twice the waifu power.
Demons are clever like that.

It is, silly.

Yeah, you may be a waifu, and the demon that waifus you may be a waifu, but she is not *your* waifu. She is waifu'd by someone else while she waifus you. Such is the way of demons.

Thats bad how?

>With demons it's always you who are the waifu
>She is waifu'd by someone else

>she is waifu'd by someone else
>not you

Do I need to spell it out completely or will you finally stop being an autist and take the hint?

Whose waifu is she? Are they also a waifu? Is it waifus all the way down?

Because I'm not foolish enough to overestimate my ability to deal with demons. I also don't want a shadow war with the fucking Spooks.

Way too much to worry about and deal with.

That you're a cuck?

Does anyone have the link to the Sissy life CYOA mega folder?

In the end, it all comes down to cucking.

>Whose waifu is she?
You'll never know.
>Are they also a waifu?
Maybe, you'll never know.
>Is it waifus all the way down?
Why do you care? You'll never waifu any of them.

It's right there in the PDF. Also it's "Slut Life", not "Sissy Life".

>user is so pathetic that even in his own fantasies he can't imagine a girl liking him

sissy life is the original, slut life was the spiritual successor

You know what I hate?
CYOA's that give you free shit without expecting you to put in any effort in earning them. It's shallow and needs to be stopped. Put in more effort into your content so your content has more memorability and replayability!
Off to work now.

Yes, although earlier versions of the latter were also named "Sissy Life". Also, to my knowledge, only the latter has a mega folder.

AH thank you!

>You know what I hate?
>CYOA's that give you free shit without expecting you to put in any effort in earning them.
Here you go.

>missing the point

What do expect out of cuck memers?

>being so pathetic you get cucked in your fantasies

That's not my fantasy user, that's yours.

Cuckidy cuck cuck cucking cuckington.

...Does The Seer have 2B's ass?

This is important.

Why did /pol/ have to metastasize? Their cancer is dumb.

>tfw unintenionally derail thread into cuckposting

You deserve your own self-inflicted torment, cyoa-fags.

>She is waifu'd by someone else while she waifus you.
Go away cuck.