Human Male Fighter is the master race and y'all know it

Human Male Fighter is the master race and y'all know it.

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Human Male **Barbarian** is the true master race and you know it.

>plate armour with huge weak points at the neck, upper legs, groin and underarms
>no helmet
>bastard sword and shield

Not even a proper fighter. Find me some hard bastard in 15th century full harness and armed with a poleaxe, then we can talk about good Fighters.

This too.

Valor Bard, master class

He's obviously low level, and I prefer the partizan.

Oratory-focused Strength Valor Bard is literally the protagonist class and only for the most baller of ballers.

>those pink panties

But I want to be a wizard

Eldritch Knights are technically still Fighters.

That's his hose, not his underwear.

Alright!

Starting with a new lvl 3 valor bard, anything I should consider on my way to the top?

I want to smell his hose.

What do you want to call your kingdom?

>Le unarmoured joints meme

I'd recommend some of the new Unearthed Arcana starter spells.

A nicely timed puppet spell and you can force the enemy to drop their weapon or shield leaving you free to wail on them.

belloflostsouls.net/2017/04/unearthed-arcana-starter-spells.html

Or just google 'Unearthed Arcana Starter Spells'

IbanlesbianPCstopia

That's a weird name but I appreciate the sentiment because they're never not tremendous fucking cancer.

>race sex class combo
>is a master race

Human male fighter is more than a race. It's a way of life

Isn't his scabbard on the wrong side?

You called?

It's also not the right size for his weapon.

And it's inexplicably not attached to his real belt (which isn't actually holding anything up?), instead hanging from an entirely different strap that hangs as low as a rapper's pants the moment he starts walking.

And this dude is wearing dress shoes with his armor. And mismatched pauldrons

And of course he's got a popped collar sticking out of his breastplate. Why not?

He also has a big bracer thing on his shield arm. That's a no-no too, right?

I prefer Female Knights

Human female dawn caste.

They're cute but the inevitable orc rape puts a damper on them. Plus, they're nearly always an even more generic boy knight but genderswapped because "vagina = originality, right guys?"

Now watch as nobody points out the fact that she's wearing heels or her hair wouldn't fit under a helmet because she's KYUTE.

I'm partial to medium fantasy knights

>>plate armour with huge weak points at the neck, upper legs, groin and underarms
>>no helmet

Now he knows where his enemy will aim!

>Mary Sue Dyke Simulator
>As the most OP Exalt Type
>"But I'm a strong female character, guys!"

user please, hardly anyone cares about hair of all things considering hardly anyone cares about helmets.

Ahem.

Keep your orc fantasies to yourself, and who would guess a group of people defined by their conduct and code of honor would behave in a similar way?

Anyway, style > practicality when it comes to fantasy.

>2/15 posters care.

I like helmets as well but character art is still fine without it.

I am a man of simple tastes.

It's fantasy. If you want historically accurate and practical armor then that's all fine, but not having it isn't a problem at all for most people.

>the inevitable orc

Stop shoving my fetishes into the game!

Pleb.

How whitebread can you be?

>literally fucking a man with a vagina.

stop shoving your fetishes into my fetishes!

>can't even cast magic
>master race

>inevitable orc

You rang?

>And then he said he couldn't use magic

>Full armor knight with a spear
Fuuuuuck, you're hitting my fetish right there user, never enough of that shit.

of course I can cast magic!

got my magic wand, it kills people when you stick 'em with it. most of me magic tools work on a similar concept.

>Powered and loved by god(s) and the people
>Have groups of loyal knights and the like to order around
>Better lifespan
>Awesome divine and anti- magic
>Fab clothes
>Just preach and give some blessings and you're done for the day
Priest > All

>she's wearing heels
Yeah, 'cuz she's a knight. Y'know, mounted combat? Stirrups? Literally the reason heels were invented?

sure if you want to hang around with peasants all day

>Molests children
>Commits simony

>He's a lowly acolyte
t. Protestantfag

Boot-licking god-fag.

Boipucci is not supposed to be taken literally user

Human Male Paladin*

>Undead fighter not the best race
How does it feel being so wrong?

>Said the ones who got cursed by their god
lmao

>choosing to be disgusting
how does someones taste become this bad

Why not both?

*Cast Smite*

Priest still haven't gotten the memo

Heels always ALWAYS kill it for me.

Man I intentionally never finished Seigmeyer's quest so he never dies