On August 4th, 2020, the world was invaded by hostile aliens so that they could steal our fresh water...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical_Reaction_Immunity

Eh, if they use laser/plasma based weaponry I am damn near immortal. Only thing I really need to worry about is kinetic weapons

Gear up, be a soldier on the front line, tanking shots and ALLAH ACKBARing left right and center.

>kidnapping random joe shmo instead of using voluntary, trusted and already trained soldiers

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Microphone_Physiology

I can turn into a microphone. I'm useless. Perhaps even worse than useless.

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Combat?useskin=oasis
I can fashion an armor out of my blood after I've been shot a lot! I'm helping!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Empowerment
Gain power from spending money

Well... can I have fort knox? if not I am kinda useless.

>Supernatural Voice
>"The user can cause various effects through their own voice. This can manifest as a siren song, controlling the minds of others and even altering reality.
I walk up to the aliens, then command them to commit suicide.

That or wipe them out of reality by telling them they don't exist. Either works.

I only check out these threads because of how retarded the power listing wiki has gotten.

>Hair Empowerment
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. when they come in contact with or are near the hair of oneself and/or others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the hair or even slow or stop aging.

Yep, still retarded.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invocation
Looks like I'm the party wizard.

>Animal Possession
The user is able to take over the bodies of non-human animals.
Do aliens count as non-human animals?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Crafting
Get rekt ayys.

>Demonic Bow Construction

>The user can construct bows (including crossbows) and arrows from demonic energy/power.

Not sure how useful that's going to be against ayys, honestly

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Blood?useskin=oasis

Shitfuck. My superpower is bleeding acid on them. If they kill me violently enough, I guess I might take two of them with me.

I always get shitty ones

> Anatomical Intuition

Told you

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Willpower_Aura

Fucking hell one of the power sets that requires creativity.

Fucking hell.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Determined_Strength

Wow, I can always fight at full strength!
Too bad my "full strength" is SHIT. It's like playing a Barbarian with 8 STR; completely fucking useless.
That being said, depending on exactly how powerful the ability is, I probably wouldn't die even if you killed me. I'll just use that to run away from everything.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Layer_Reinforcement

Infiltration unit? Maintain mobility but can do a LOT of shenanigans by messing things up in the enemy's logistics structure. Also a pretty good shock trooper I guess.

But there is more water in space than down here.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Via_Blood?useskin=oasis

I'm either locked in a lab to power a supersoldier program or a result of a one. Still pretty useful.

Yeah, what the hell, is something scary on Triton?

That one is from the Bible

This
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concealed_Weapon_Proficiency
>smuggles a nuke in own ass into US secret base
>nothing personnel, capitalists

>Random Super Power
>Omnipotence
Well, the aliens lose, I guess.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology

Well, I may have to dodge the Doomguy program for a while, but Immortality FUCK YEAH.

>Telekinetic Cutting

I guess I run around being the edgiest fucker on the planet, cutting aliens in half and moving to the front of any lines I find.

>tfw can be an immortal ubermensch if I don't drink

wew

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sobriety_Empowerment

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compound_Fission

Split atoms for infinite nukes. Good game, aliens.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Attacks
This is literally the opposite of useful, given why they're here.

>Tardigrade physiology
>Literally just wait for it all to blow over as i can survive years without food or water

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Floraportation

Teleport through plants? Force multiplier in a forest I guess. I doubt they have flower vases onboard their ships. How big of a bomb I can take with me, there's no way there's no plants around their infrastructure unless they're aware of my power.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Combat
This is too basic for my tastes.

>Fire Rain Generation
If they're not immune to fire, I'm the warcrimes guy. Call myself Doomsday and go around warcrimes'ing the fuck out of the ayylmaos.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Manipulation

Hold my book, I got this.

>Vibration ball projection
I thought it was garbage but apparently it's whitebeards power, so I'd be able to destroy ayys ships or something.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Dancing
DANCE DANCE, HUMAN REVOLUTION

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Aura?useskin=oasis

Now I just need to sneak on them/get captured by them. Not that usefull but a will laught for a while before they murder me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation?useskin=oasis

Reality recreation
>fuck this gay earth

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Placebo_Empowerment
The power to gain strength from falsehood/lies

shit if I'm working for the government I'll be unstoppable

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Constructs
Leave the desert warfare to me, i've got this.

> Guess who rules the world once this debacle is over

Yes, please do guess.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotheistic_Deity_Physiology

Actually, feel free to rule the world.
I'll fuck off and make a better one elsewhere.

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Titanium_Manipulation

bretty good

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brass_Manipulation

I got brass manipulation?

So I can totally fuck up and control candle holders?

Well....let's all welcome our new alien overlords.
Wtf?

>and moving to the front of any lines I find.
I can't stop laughing
I don't know why but I can't

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Propulsion
>The user can propel themselves through the air for a short or moderate amount of time using blood.

I'm like a hemophiliac Peter Pan.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Freezing
I can block them from having easy access to the water and anything else, at the cost of it eventually getting very very cold, and I can create ice projectiles to be used against them
actually the super-cooling I could do could be used to produce liquid helium for electromagnets, allowing for some interesting things

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Reshaping
You know what, I think, just maybe, that this might help a bit.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Recharging

I mean, I guess if I'm not the only guy taken that may be helpful. If it's just me though, we're pretty much all fucked.

*teleports behind you*
*nullifies your very being*

Pssst. Nothing personnel, kid.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

> Ergokinetic Creature Creation

Basically Mind Tigers. Enjoy stealing all the freshwater, filled to the brim with SHARKS. Sadly this power is likely not sufficient to kill everybody in the white house and derail the entire campaign. That's life.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Homing_Effect
>User can make any object automatically follow, home in and lock onto it's target or targets until it hits them. They can also use it for delivering or sending things or messages to another person.

Right.

So, here's what we do. Give me.50 BMG High Explosive with a scope so expensive money can't buy it. Then, things go like this.

(Door opens)
(Takes aim)
(BANG)
(A minute later)
(THUNK)
(Angry alien noises)

Alternatively, I could be the world's most proactive mailman.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Manipulation

If the aliens use ballistic weapons, this is potentially hilarious.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Embodiment

Huh, guess I'm a real life Paladin of Vengeance.

Neat

>aliens invade a planet with a population capable of resistance
>so that they can get one of the most abundant resources in the universe
Or maybe I'm just salty because all I got was the power to grow fucking wings.

What if all of the rest of the water in the universe is as salty as you?

>travel across the stars to get water, one of the most common things in space

>fresh

>Or maybe I'm just salty because all I got was the power to grow fucking wings.

Come hang with me, we'll play some rpg like m&m...and pretend we're superheros.

you can grow wings, I can control brass.
We didn't even make the b team

Just make brass bullets and control where they hit

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Heroes_Physiology
>One is able to use the abilities of famous mythology heroes from everywhere and time like Achilles, Hercules, Odysseus,Jason and Beowulf.

Yeah, I'm pretty set for an AyyLmao invasion.

>Walk around with a big bag of brass bullets
>get sniped
>my body is found and someone says "Why was this faggot carrying a bunch of brass around?"

>be me
>have universal force manipulation
>gets sniped in the head because I don't have reflexes

What, these aliens with their fusion drives and plasma weapons don't even know how to desalinate water? Fuck the resistance, let's just sell them fifty year old tech for a massive profit.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Transcendence

>Users can not only learn abilities, but even push them beyond their limits by creating new and more advanced ways to use them, improving their capabilities to unprecedented heights of power and efficiency.

Looks like I can learn powers from other folks, and then wind up getting better at/ them and learn new ways of using them.
So, my powers only really work if I'm a member of a cooperative team, otherwise I have no one to learn from.

What happens if
meets
?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/GPS_Manipulation

I'll ...Help? It's pretty lucky for a support role.

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