How i lost $40,000 down the drain

how i lost $40,000 down the drain

>be me
>had to go out for a few hours
>it started raining
>come back
>left piece of paper with private keys written on it near window because i was going to send to bittrex
>rain came in the window and completely ruined the paper

i can't read the private keys

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Email me the paper and I'll figure it out and give you 80%

Post your email and I'll email you

Post a picture of it, I'll help you.

why the tits didn't you have that in a safe or something.
At least spend 200 dollars and get a hardwallet, man.

You did make copies right?

This is fucking hilarious I kekked IRL.

You fucking mong

Relax dude just explain to bitcoin.org what happened and youll get a refund.

R/thathappened

>have hardware wallet
>pin and seed get wet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rip

lol @ only making one copy

how i lost $400,000 down the drain

>be me
>had to go out for a few hours
>it started raining
>come back
>left piece of paper with private keys written on it near window because i was going to send to bittrex
>lightening came in the window and completely electrified the paper

i can't get close enough without being shocked by the private keys

that's pretty good

that's one reason why i hate rain

water doesn't destroy real money, goyim

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how i lost $4,000,000 down the drain

>be me
>had to go out for a few hours
>it started raining
>come back
>left piece of paper with private keys written on it near window because i was going to send to bittrex
>nigger came in the window and completely stole the paper

i can't get close enough without getting shot

fuck off i'll do it for 10%

Well I have made 14 million in the past 3 years in btc. Whats your adress ill send you 40k so you and that good looking wife of yours and the kids can still have a happy Christmas.

you would never be fucked if you listened to us
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st. martin

if you're not larping im keking

no way i'm falling for that. i don't even want to create a new bitcoin wallet.

how i lost $40,000,000 down the drain

>be me
>had to go out for a few hours
>it started raining
>come back
>left piece of paper with private keys written on it near window because i was going to send to bittrex
>wind came and blew the paper behind the dresser

I'm a too fat to reach behind there

Goddamn, imagine what you could do with that money. You could have used it to even make MORE money.
What a blunder.

still recoverable, send it to a university with an electron microscope they can see where pen or pencil indented the outer shell of the paper. If ink then it permanently changed the structure of the bleach shell of the paper just see it with some kind of filler agent, I'm not a chemist but some kind of reduction reaction should reveal it

?

better yet, send that paper to me OP

how i lost $400,000,000 down the drain

>be me
>had to go out for a few hours
>it started raining
>come back
>left piece of paper with private keys written on it near window because i was going to send to bittrex
>racoon reached in my room and grabbed it

Fucking racoons man

You cucks know how to make and spend money but you can't protect it for shit.

You didn't save the keys in a .txt file?

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I Lost It All

>When I die I'll go to Heaven
>Because I've spent my time in Hell
>I've never claimed to know the answers
>But I've faked it pretty well

Aaron Lewis

how i lost $40,000 down the drain

>be me
>had to go out for a few hours
>it started raining
>come back
>left piece of paper with private keys written on it near window because i was going to send to bittrex
>respect women

Sounds like he is one of the better muslims there. Thanks for the knowledge