Can anyone else still not believe how much money they've made? I've made 1.3MM in crypto today AFTER cashing out 200k...

Here is a word of advice, advice I was given but didn't listen.

DON'T TELL ANYONE HOW MUCH YOU'VE MADE. Don't even tell them in you're in crypto, or just lie and say "yeah I bought 2 bitcoin when it was cheap it's so crazy!!". If you've made 20-40k no one will resent you, but once you're over 100k people will start to wish you die.

I made the mistake of telling all my friends. After I made 250k in a month (not hard when starting off with 40k) I told everyone and kept trying to get them into crypto. Only one listened but he only invested 50$ which is now $1000.

People will start to hate you. Really, they will. Everyday they will go to their shitty jobs and think about how you're living your life as a young man while they are chained to a job that pays them peanuts after taxes. Even some of my best friends have gotten weird around me. No matter what you do, they will resent you because 1) you didn't try to convince them "hard" enough, therefore it's your fault they aren't crypto rich even though you tried to tell them 2) they will think you're a lucky faggot. 3) they will look at their own lives and become angry, then project those feelings onto you since you're the subconscious source of their anguish

you're new money and going to end up broke, your penchant for living nigger rich confirms this

Ur still not creative or disciplined

the party comes before the trouble

Does anyone have that pasta about the guy that meets the woman of his dreams and looks back on his life and how crypto made it all happen

Nigger rich is spending money on Lambos and rolexes.

Spending money on fine dining, nice (but not ultra lavish) clothes, traveling, and women is literally the BEST WAY to spend your money.

I've started to go after "I live for this moments", which usually involve eating incredible food and women, and traveling and nice clothes facilitate both of those things.

Don't make the mistake of saving everything for retirement, you'll be too old and unhealthy to enjoy it. Save up so you don't have to work, but enjoy your youth ESPECIALLY if you have money.

Fucking this... so much fucking this

Never EVER tell people how much money you make. Look at shit libs around the country and how they covet the wealth of others and recognize that most normies suffer that same enviousness by a few degrees less.

nice larp pajeet.

Hmm I was going to tell my parents when I hot $100k but now I'm rethinking that.

larpers deserve to be permabanned

You'll need those $$$ for routine blood transfusions like magic fuken johnson

Yall got any proof for that ultra LARP story there
This is probably one of the realest posts on this aids-infected board, this is real shit
Like it's my fault yall dumb and deaf

your parents will be happy. everyone else won't be.

>spending money on women is literally the BEST WAY to spend your money
LMFAO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

im not even mad, I want similar goals from this crypto thing as well. god speed my dude

I have an investment opportunity for you OP. I'm about to launch the next instagram and I need a seed investment.

You interested?

I was staying at a hotel in Montreal.

11AM wake up
12PM hit the gym, cardio + squats to get the blood flowing
2PM escort comes, blowjob
3PM walk around Montreal, eat a nice seafood meal, get some dessert
6PM different escort comes, blowjob
7PM Do a little work on my computer
8PM different escort comes, blowjob
9PM order grub hub to my room and pig out then pass out as dopamine from blowjobs and awesome food floods my body

That is how you live, friendo.

you might be a larper but this right here is true. the only people that have been happy for me are my parents and like one friend that is also into crypto. everyone else despises me for having the foresight to see a good thing coming

Haha this what I’m going through right now. The guys in work started talking about crypto last week and I blurted out I was in it from may. Luckily I told them I only had 1 BTC and kept it to that. The reaction from that alone was bordering on negative so I think I have just about got through ok. I can’t wait to hit 7 figures and never go back there!

Really sad to see most this thread calling you a larp. I guess I'm one of the few people in here who believe you having started about the same time as you ($20k initial investment, $400k now after several big fuckups). Anyways grats on the success and thanks for the inspiration, hope I reach your level soon.

Thanks, I'm no longer surprised though. The average person that browses biz is low IQ and will not make it despite being privy to the largest transfer of wealth this century has seen. They are not inquisitive in the slightest and scream larp anytime someone triggers their insecurities, instead of maybe.. you know, asking questions that could help them.

Anyways good luck to you.

>my life is nothing but sex and drugs
depressing, user. sorry to hear about how purposeless you are.

As a poor russian fag who recently started with 700$ i wish i can achieve your lifestyle someday. Thank you for motivation.

6 mo later you're on heroine cuz the blowjobs just aren't the same anymore.

How much was from hodling vs chasing moons?

user im brand fucking new but eyeing req hard. aside from that probably guaranteed win i don't know how to do shit. Where do i get started?

How eggy

stfu faggot, niggers are cancer

Kys you bragging bitch

Fuck off

tips? Hold or swing trade?

>paying for sex

Fuck yeah man, that's the goal. Congrats user, you made it.

Assuming this ain't a LARP, how did you do it?

Did you buy in early and HODL, ride the moons, day trade?

No penetration?

Blowjobs are kind of boring desu. Insemination is where it's at and casual sex witha stranger will never be satiating.

yeah. LARP detected lol they will stay around for money unless you are that hideous

>things poor people tell themselves to cope with the fact that their lives as a modern day serf isn't horrendous and unbearable.

50/50. Chasing moons is only successful like 20% of the time, but when it's successful it's incredibly lucrative.

I love blowjobs, think about it, you're making a girl suck your dick with her mouth, which she uses to talk, eat, and drink. Then you ejaculate your load into her mouth and hold her head there until you stop quivering in ecstasy, while your gooey semen swishes around in her mouth. One hooker would jam her head down my dick when I came so I'd literally cum down her throat. I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I find that memory very arousing.

Vaginal is my least favorite. I like blowjobs, anal, vag in that order. I would only prefer vag with a woman I love and no condom.

good example of a truly boring person getting rich. at least you are enjoying yourself

lol.

You can't really do much with even a couple of million. Plus I have to pay taxes. What am I supposed to do? open to suggestions

Thoughts on sentiment analysis?

no idea what that is.

This is very true. Keep your funds secret. I'm not even sure if I'd tell my family.

And don't flaunt it. Then you won't be sure who legitimately wants to be around you or who is just trying to get close to your money

>poor
I literally made 47k yesterday trading crypto, and it wasn't a great day. I use my money for things other than meaningless fucking and drugs because I'm not a slave to my dopamine receptors

Such as?

Lol I remember my first 47k

Recently gym equipment so that I can stop going to the gym and just do it at home and make the most of my body while I'm still young, art to decorate my living space so that I can enjoy my surroundings, bought plane tickets to Iceland recently where I'm gonna go do some hiking, going to the Faroe Islands for that too.

Not him (obviously) but you can use it for hobbies, to help others, etc.

If you live hedonistic in nature, eventually you'll feel life is empty and without purpose.

You'll crave to do something in the world, to help someone, to make a difference, to have some sort of impact. Otherwise you just kind of drift through life with no real goal to work towards. And purpose is what keeps us from getting depressed.

I'm archiving this thread, printing it on paper, putting it in my wallet, and putting all my money on BTC, ETH, maybe NEM, ICON (or whatever that korea eth was), and ADA (because haskel), DOGE, and most importantly MONA for my trip to the promised land.

>hedonism gets boring FAST.
speak for yourself, bryh
i've had and lost money several times in my life. right now i have a lot, but it doesn;t matter. hedonism doesn't require money, but it sure as fuck helps. i guess what i'm trying to say is that you merely adopted hedonism whereas i was born in it. get on my level and i can show you how it's done. congrats on your success, user. i truly hope you enjoy it and it if you ever don't, keep an eye out for me and i'll remind you how awesome life is

>cashing out

How did Eliot Rodger s fanfic make it to this board?

Dude, you're falling for bag-moving propaganda. Nice job.

I want to keep an eye on you too! How will i recognize you?

Can I suck your dick?

Uh oh! Teach me! pls no tease

i made 30 ETH on crypto pokemon in 24 hours so ha

see, this is what i'm talking about. i love it.
>How will i recognize you?
you'll know when you see me
>Can I suck your dick?
tits or gtfo

>>Can anyone else still not believe how much money they've made?

I can't either. I'm almost in the same boat as you OP, however I am not a degenerate like you. I purchased a house and want to start up more businesses and make more passive income. I already have a wife and do plan on having kids with her.

But here's the thing, I also want to start getting dirty in politics. I want to see the Democrats burn next year. I want them gone, I want all traces of socialism destroyed. I'm already looking at several campaigns in my area ready to manipulate those sellouts and pick a candidate of my choosing. I also see ballot initiatives ripe for the picking to push on people. It costs nothing to hire people at $10 an hour collecting signatures.

You have no vision. You need to go back and fight for your country and your people. Otherwise there is nothing to live for. I don't give a fuck about stupid sluts and fine dining and clothes, when i see these evil people in power rape and pillage us like used whores. That needs to stop, and it will. We must uplift humanity out of darkness and into the light.

hello James

i like your zest but am confused as to what the fuck socialism has to do with your opinion of our leaders

Please don't send me back user.

Assuming you’re not a larper, you gonna put your money where your mouth is and start donating to white activist political causes?

curious, where do you live and why do you want dems gone?

>falling for right/left political paradigm
money can't buy wisdom

So you were born rich, got richer based in investments funded by your rich parents, and you're bragging about it?

are most men really this pathetic and desperate to dump tons of money on whores and then brag about it as some life-achievement? or it just those ugly asocial ones who never got female attention and love?

Can confirm. Coworker shilled me into buying 100 oz of silver for 2 btc in January and when I tell him I wish I had 36 grand in btc instead of 6lb of worthless metal but it's fine cause I still have 110 grand in crypto he sends me every article about how it's a Ponzi scheme and the government is going to kill it and blah blah tulips

>are most men really this pathetic
yes, but not all. the few of us who are used to women hitting on us are not this way. the easy way to tell is if a man truly respects women without over-glorifying them or putting them on a pedestal so to speak.

You should tell them about your Veeky Forums friends because it's obvious that is all you have.

No.

Keep in mind OP came from a sheltered life and may not know what it's like to work for something. When parents tend to enable their children, they never really experience failure and what it's like to pull yourself up by your own accord.

Some guys like the game and enjoy playing it with girls. That's like half the fun for them. Other guys don't like the game at all, or may be inexperienced in it, whatever.

Also, I'm assuming he is indeed unattractive because he uses escorts despite being wealthy. But that shouldn't be a reason for negativity. If you were unattractive and wealthy you'd more than likely do the same thing.

Judge not my anonymous friend.

>when I asked they wired me 40k in May and the rest is history.

I'm pretty sure they hate you because you're a $25m trust fund bitch and you write like you're Elliot Roger, not because of what you did in crypto.
Cancerous larping.

fuck you
cuck

toplej. stay salty, bryh

Whatever this user says, I'm using as 100% investing advice, Kek wills it

This so much, after I broke 100k I stopped saying shit about totals in public or social media. Though I'm buying a house in cash and probably still gonna pretend I need to "pay my mortgage".

>My wardrobe went from gap and H&M to Burberry, RL, Kenneth Cole, Calvin,

what kinda fuccboi roleplay is this? not even good brands ...baka

>spent 200k in 7 months on empty hedonism
dude you WILL lose your 25MM inheritance faster than you think unless you cut back on these bad spending habits
>I may try to do something about all the fucked up shit in the world.
What is stopping you? or are you just virtue signalling for attention?

You come off as very insecure in this post.

Not millionaire yet but the women part is true. They can somehow smell your money. They seem to have a sixth sense for it. Maybe it comes with the added self confidence if you don't have to worry about money all the time.

>I was watching this report of children in India who had no clean drinking water, saw footage of kids literally drinking out of puddles on the road

Read the book Diamond Age, it talks early in the book about a nanotechnology water filtration system that perfectly cleans/desalinates water with electricity. Extremely cheap system and I think very feasible in the next decade.

Hey OP, I come from a rich family too and have yet to get any inheretence. I'm not sure when I will, but I went from having about 6k personal network earlier this year to almost 800k. I've considered doing something like what you describe but I feel like 1M really isn't that much. I feel like I need 5M+ before I start thinking about cutting loose, else I'll be out of money in just a few years at the pace you describe. How much do you burn through, and how fast?

He's going to give you a seed investment in your ass, iykwim.

you just know the OP jacked off during and after posting this larp

You should keep your eyes peeled for low flying drones with some payload, iykwim.

>Burberry, RL, Kenneth Cole, Calvin

Exactly the moment I could tell you're larping...these are poor people brands idiot

Veeky Forums improves my reading skills. Also you and OP sound like beta cucks.

Im saving to buy a ballistic vest and helmet and a gas mask with extra filters. Hopefully I'll catch a moon ride or two before the collapse.

>a small loan of $40k

You are living the dream user. Happy you made it. Hope we all do.

Hey man I want to say congrats to you. Once you get a million it gets easier.

My question is: Don't you feel lonely though? Hookers are great and all but what about having a long term relationship? Not that I have a relationship anyways

My plan is to make 1 mil and just buy safe stocks and live off dividend income. This is what I truly want. Not living a hedonistic lifestyle. Just being free to not work.

that's looking at it too simply. Some people, like me, just like getting what they want, when they want it, under the terms I set. I have no problem getting girls, I just prefer smoking hot hookers who do whatever I want then leave so I can play video games and eat expensive gourmet pizza. I've actually ordered pizza as the girl went to the bathroom to wash up after we finished, as to reduce the amount of time between her leaving and me eating. It's so amazing.