Can anyone else still not believe how much money they've made? I've made 1.3MM...

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Can anyone else still not believe how much money they've made? I've made 1.3MM in crypto today AFTER cashing out 200k. I've gone from useless unemployed faggot to millionaire in 7 months. My parents are kind of wealthy and still love me despite my "career" shortcomings (after college I decided to work on a cruise ship instead of getting a real job, which made them very sad/angry), but when I asked they wired me 40k in May and the rest is history.

This year I have travelled across Asia and Europe, have fucked probably over 100 beautiful women either from tinder or paying for it. I went to Seoul for a week and fucked 9 hookers in 5 days. My childhood friend in Spain took me to areas in Barcelona where they love Americans and that week was a blur of sex, alcohol and drugs.

I have eaten at the best restaurants in the world. Now a days a $500 meal isn't that big of a deal.

My wardrobe went from gap and H&M to Burberry, RL, Kenneth Cole, Calvin, etc etc. My entire wardrobe used to be worth maybe $1500... now it's worth well north of $50k.

When you ball out of control women can smell it on you and will fuck you, but I don't even care anymore because I can have an amazing escort whenever I want. I have a "madam" now that arranges escorts for me to my tastes and sends me recommendations. You might think I'm a piece of shit but this world is so nice. Barely anything stresses me out anymore.

hurr durr ur gonna spend all ur money and lose everything

I will inherit about 25MM in property and am an only child.

why are you telling me this

No reason. Just want to brag I guess. I was watching this report of children in India who had no clean drinking water, saw footage of kids literally drinking out of puddles on the road. I may try to do something about all the fucked up shit in the world because hedonism gets boring FAST.

Good luck faggots, I will sell you my bags whenever I need money.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

nice larp, how does this contribute to the community?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nice larp

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Nice lap
My wardrobe went from gap and H&M to Burberry, RL, Kenneth Cole, Calvin, etc etc. My entire wardrobe used to be worth maybe $1500... now it's worth well north of $50k.

This part was especially gay

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Well done if true

I was watching this report of children in India who had no clean drinking water, saw footage of kids literally drinking out of puddles on the road. I may try to do something about all the fucked up shit in the world

They're streetshitters. Help your own kind or fucking die faggot.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Iv just hit £200k and really hope I reach your level in the next couple years. Well done user enjoy yourself!

cum2soon
cum2soon

I used to not care about nice clothes, but now I love it. Your mind makes you not want things it knows you cannot have.

You can't help America, there are too many niggers who will consume all the aid you give before anyone else can get any.

Aid spent on niggers is about as useful as lighting money on fire. All other races can be helped, not niggers. might as well help gorillas if you're going to do that.

askme
askme

1.3M is really not that much user. That's upper middle class. You might not lose anything but you're certainly not living a sustainable lifestyle.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Cool larp bro

Spamalot
Spamalot

impressive larp, friend

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Here is a word of advice, advice I was given but didn't listen.

DON'T TELL ANYONE HOW MUCH YOU'VE MADE. Don't even tell them in you're in crypto, or just lie and say "yeah I bought 2 bitcoin when it was cheap it's so crazy!!". If you've made 20-40k no one will resent you, but once you're over 100k people will start to wish you die.

I made the mistake of telling all my friends. After I made 250k in a month (not hard when starting off with 40k) I told everyone and kept trying to get them into crypto. Only one listened but he only invested 50$ which is now $1000.

People will start to hate you. Really, they will. Everyday they will go to their shitty jobs and think about how you're living your life as a young man while they are chained to a job that pays them peanuts after taxes. Even some of my best friends have gotten weird around me. No matter what you do, they will resent you because 1) you didn't try to convince them "hard" enough, therefore it's your fault they aren't crypto rich even though you tried to tell them 2) they will think you're a lucky faggot. 3) they will look at their own lives and become angry, then project those feelings onto you since you're the subconscious source of their anguish

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you're new money and going to end up broke, your penchant for living nigger rich confirms this

Methshot
Methshot

Ur still not creative or disciplined

Methnerd
Methnerd

the party comes before the trouble

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Does anyone have that pasta about the guy that meets the woman of his dreams and looks back on his life and how crypto made it all happen

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nigger rich is spending money on Lambos and rolexes.

Spending money on fine dining, nice (but not ultra lavish) clothes, traveling, and women is literally the BEST WAY to spend your money.

I've started to go after "I live for this moments", which usually involve eating incredible food and women, and traveling and nice clothes facilitate both of those things.

Don't make the mistake of saving everything for retirement, you'll be too old and unhealthy to enjoy it. Save up so you don't have to work, but enjoy your youth ESPECIALLY if you have money.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fucking this... so much fucking this

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Never EVER tell people how much money you make. Look at shit libs around the country and how they covet the wealth of others and recognize that most normies suffer that same enviousness by a few degrees less.

King_Martha
King_Martha

nice larp pajeet.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Hmm I was going to tell my parents when I hot $100k but now I'm rethinking that.

WebTool
WebTool

larpers deserve to be permabanned

farquit
farquit

You'll need those $$$ for routine blood transfusions like magic fuken johnson

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yall got any proof for that ultra LARP story there
This is probably one of the realest posts on this aids-infected board, this is real shit
Like it's my fault yall dumb and deaf

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

your parents will be happy. everyone else won't be.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

spending money on women is literally the BEST WAY to spend your money
LMFAO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

SniperGod
SniperGod

im not even mad, I want similar goals from this crypto thing as well. god speed my dude

girlDog
girlDog

I have an investment opportunity for you OP. I'm about to launch the next instagram and I need a seed investment.

You interested?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I was staying at a hotel in Montreal.

11AM wake up
12PM hit the gym, cardio + squats to get the blood flowing
2PM escort comes, blowjob
3PM walk around Montreal, eat a nice seafood meal, get some dessert
6PM different escort comes, blowjob
7PM Do a little work on my computer
8PM different escort comes, blowjob
9PM order grub hub to my room and pig out then pass out as dopamine from blowjobs and awesome food floods my body

That is how you live, friendo.

likme
likme

you might be a larper but this right here is true. the only people that have been happy for me are my parents and like one friend that is also into crypto. everyone else despises me for having the foresight to see a good thing coming

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Haha this what I’m going through right now. The guys in work started talking about crypto last week and I blurted out I was in it from may. Luckily I told them I only had 1 BTC and kept it to that. The reaction from that alone was bordering on negative so I think I have just about got through ok. I can’t wait to hit 7 figures and never go back there!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Really sad to see most this thread calling you a larp. I guess I'm one of the few people in here who believe you having started about the same time as you ($20k initial investment, $400k now after several big fuckups). Anyways grats on the success and thanks for the inspiration, hope I reach your level soon.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Thanks, I'm no longer surprised though. The average person that browses biz is low IQ and will not make it despite being privy to the largest transfer of wealth this century has seen. They are not inquisitive in the slightest and scream larp anytime someone triggers their insecurities, instead of maybe.. you know, asking questions that could help them.

Anyways good luck to you.

SniperGod
SniperGod

my life is nothing but sex and drugs
depressing, user. sorry to hear about how purposeless you are.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

As a poor russian fag who recently started with 700$ i wish i can achieve your lifestyle someday. Thank you for motivation.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

6 mo later you're on heroine cuz the blowjobs just aren't the same anymore.

Soft_member
Soft_member

How much was from hodling vs chasing moons?

cum2soon
cum2soon

user im brand fucking new but eyeing req hard. aside from that probably guaranteed win i don't know how to do shit. Where do i get started?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How eggy

StonedTime
StonedTime

stfu faggot, niggers are cancer

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Kys you bragging bitch

Fuck off

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tips? Hold or swing trade?

Emberburn
Emberburn

paying for sex

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fuck yeah man, that's the goal. Congrats user, you made it.

Assuming this ain't a LARP, how did you do it?

Did you buy in early and HODL, ride the moons, day trade?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No penetration?

Blowjobs are kind of boring desu. Insemination is where it's at and casual sex witha stranger will never be satiating.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

yeah. LARP detected lol they will stay around for money unless you are that hideous

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

things poor people tell themselves to cope with the fact that their lives as a modern day serf isn't horrendous and unbearable.

50/50. Chasing moons is only successful like 20% of the time, but when it's successful it's incredibly lucrative.

I love blowjobs, think about it, you're making a girl suck your dick with her mouth, which she uses to talk, eat, and drink. Then you ejaculate your load into her mouth and hold her head there until you stop quivering in ecstasy, while your gooey semen swishes around in her mouth. One hooker would jam her head down my dick when I came so I'd literally cum down her throat. I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I find that memory very arousing.

Vaginal is my least favorite. I like blowjobs, anal, vag in that order. I would only prefer vag with a woman I love and no condom.

MPmaster
MPmaster

good example of a truly boring person getting rich. at least you are enjoying yourself

Illusionz
Illusionz

lol.

You can't really do much with even a couple of million. Plus I have to pay taxes. What am I supposed to do? open to suggestions

cum2soon
cum2soon

Thoughts on sentiment analysis?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

no idea what that is.

whereismyname
whereismyname

This is very true. Keep your funds secret. I'm not even sure if I'd tell my family.

And don't flaunt it. Then you won't be sure who legitimately wants to be around you or who is just trying to get close to your money

MPmaster
MPmaster

poor
I literally made 47k yesterday trading crypto, and it wasn't a great day. I use my money for things other than meaningless fucking and drugs because I'm not a slave to my dopamine receptors

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Such as?

girlDog
girlDog

Lol I remember my first 47k

Emberfire
Emberfire

Recently gym equipment so that I can stop going to the gym and just do it at home and make the most of my body while I'm still young, art to decorate my living space so that I can enjoy my surroundings, bought plane tickets to Iceland recently where I'm gonna go do some hiking, going to the Faroe Islands for that too.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Not him (obviously) but you can use it for hobbies, to help others, etc.

If you live hedonistic in nature, eventually you'll feel life is empty and without purpose.

You'll crave to do something in the world, to help someone, to make a difference, to have some sort of impact. Otherwise you just kind of drift through life with no real goal to work towards. And purpose is what keeps us from getting depressed.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm archiving this thread, printing it on paper, putting it in my wallet, and putting all my money on BTC, ETH, maybe NEM, ICON (or whatever that korea eth was), and ADA (because haskel), DOGE, and most importantly MONA for my trip to the promised land.

hairygrape
hairygrape

hedonism gets boring FAST.
speak for yourself, bryh
i've had and lost money several times in my life. right now i have a lot, but it doesn;t matter. hedonism doesn't require money, but it sure as fuck helps. i guess what i'm trying to say is that you merely adopted hedonism whereas i was born in it. get on my level and i can show you how it's done. congrats on your success, user. i truly hope you enjoy it and it if you ever don't, keep an eye out for me and i'll remind you how awesome life is

Firespawn
Firespawn

cashing out

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How did Eliot Rodger s fanfic make it to this board?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Dude, you're falling for bag-moving propaganda. Nice job.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want to keep an eye on you too! How will i recognize you?

Can I suck your dick?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Uh oh! Teach me! pls no tease

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i made 30 ETH on crypto pokemon in 24 hours so ha

SniperGod
SniperGod

see, this is what i'm talking about. i love it.
How will i recognize you?
you'll know when you see me
Can I suck your dick?
tits or gtfo

Lunatick
Lunatick

Can anyone else still not believe how much money they've made?

I can't either. I'm almost in the same boat as you OP, however I am not a degenerate like you. I purchased a house and want to start up more businesses and make more passive income. I already have a wife and do plan on having kids with her.

But here's the thing, I also want to start getting dirty in politics. I want to see the Democrats burn next year. I want them gone, I want all traces of socialism destroyed. I'm already looking at several campaigns in my area ready to manipulate those sellouts and pick a candidate of my choosing. I also see ballot initiatives ripe for the picking to push on people. It costs nothing to hire people at $10 an hour collecting signatures.

You have no vision. You need to go back and fight for your country and your people. Otherwise there is nothing to live for. I don't give a fuck about stupid sluts and fine dining and clothes, when i see these evil people in power rape and pillage us like used whores. That needs to stop, and it will. We must uplift humanity out of darkness and into the light.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

hello James

Spamalot
Spamalot

i like your zest but am confused as to what the fuck socialism has to do with your opinion of our leaders

Soft_member
Soft_member

Please don't send me back user.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Assuming you’re not a larper, you gonna put your money where your mouth is and start donating to white activist political causes?

idontknow
idontknow

curious, where do you live and why do you want dems gone?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

falling for right/left political paradigm
money can't buy wisdom

StonedTime
StonedTime

So you were born rich, got richer based in investments funded by your rich parents, and you're bragging about it?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

are most men really this pathetic and desperate to dump tons of money on whores and then brag about it as some life-achievement? or it just those ugly asocial ones who never got female attention and love?

WebTool
WebTool

Can confirm. Coworker shilled me into buying 100 oz of silver for 2 btc in January and when I tell him I wish I had 36 grand in btc instead of 6lb of worthless metal but it's fine cause I still have 110 grand in crypto he sends me every article about how it's a Ponzi scheme and the government is going to kill it and blah blah tulips

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

are most men really this pathetic
yes, but not all. the few of us who are used to women hitting on us are not this way. the easy way to tell is if a man truly respects women without over-glorifying them or putting them on a pedestal so to speak.

Lunatick
Lunatick

You should tell them about your Veeky Forums friends because it's obvious that is all you have.

Firespawn
Firespawn

No.

Keep in mind OP came from a sheltered life and may not know what it's like to work for something. When parents tend to enable their children, they never really experience failure and what it's like to pull yourself up by your own accord.

Some guys like the game and enjoy playing it with girls. That's like half the fun for them. Other guys don't like the game at all, or may be inexperienced in it, whatever.

Also, I'm assuming he is indeed unattractive because he uses escorts despite being wealthy. But that shouldn't be a reason for negativity. If you were unattractive and wealthy you'd more than likely do the same thing.

Judge not my anonymous friend.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when I asked they wired me 40k in May and the rest is history.

Inmate
Inmate

I'm pretty sure they hate you because you're a $25m trust fund bitch and you write like you're Elliot Roger, not because of what you did in crypto.
Cancerous larping.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

fuck you
cuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

toplej. stay salty, bryh

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Whatever this user says, I'm using as 100% investing advice, Kek wills it

veekyforums.com/thread/5288648/business

StonedTime
StonedTime

This so much, after I broke 100k I stopped saying shit about totals in public or social media. Though I'm buying a house in cash and probably still gonna pretend I need to "pay my mortgage".

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My wardrobe went from gap and H&M to Burberry, RL, Kenneth Cole, Calvin,

what kinda fuccboi roleplay is this? not even good brands ...baka

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

spent 200k in 7 months on empty hedonism
dude you WILL lose your 25MM inheritance faster than you think unless you cut back on these bad spending habits
I may try to do something about all the fucked up shit in the world.
What is stopping you? or are you just virtue signalling for attention?

You come off as very insecure in this post.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Not millionaire yet but the women part is true. They can somehow smell your money. They seem to have a sixth sense for it. Maybe it comes with the added self confidence if you don't have to worry about money all the time.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I was watching this report of children in India who had no clean drinking water, saw footage of kids literally drinking out of puddles on the road

Read the book Diamond Age, it talks early in the book about a nanotechnology water filtration system that perfectly cleans/desalinates water with electricity. Extremely cheap system and I think very feasible in the next decade.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hey OP, I come from a rich family too and have yet to get any inheretence. I'm not sure when I will, but I went from having about 6k personal network earlier this year to almost 800k. I've considered doing something like what you describe but I feel like 1M really isn't that much. I feel like I need 5M+ before I start thinking about cutting loose, else I'll be out of money in just a few years at the pace you describe. How much do you burn through, and how fast?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

He's going to give you a seed investment in your ass, iykwim.

Bidwell
Bidwell

you just know the OP jacked off during and after posting this larp

farquit
farquit

You should keep your eyes peeled for low flying drones with some payload, iykwim.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Burberry, RL, Kenneth Cole, Calvin

Exactly the moment I could tell you're larping...these are poor people brands idiot

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Veeky Forums improves my reading skills. Also you and OP sound like beta cucks.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Im saving to buy a ballistic vest and helmet and a gas mask with extra filters. Hopefully I'll catch a moon ride or two before the collapse.

Spamalot
Spamalot

a small loan of $40k

idontknow
idontknow

You are living the dream user. Happy you made it. Hope we all do.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hey man I want to say congrats to you. Once you get a million it gets easier.

My question is: Don't you feel lonely though? Hookers are great and all but what about having a long term relationship? Not that I have a relationship anyways

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

My plan is to make 1 mil and just buy safe stocks and live off dividend income. This is what I truly want. Not living a hedonistic lifestyle. Just being free to not work.

King_Martha
King_Martha

that's looking at it too simply. Some people, like me, just like getting what they want, when they want it, under the terms I set. I have no problem getting girls, I just prefer smoking hot hookers who do whatever I want then leave so I can play video games and eat expensive gourmet pizza. I've actually ordered pizza as the girl went to the bathroom to wash up after we finished, as to reduce the amount of time between her leaving and me eating. It's so amazing.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is this Sam?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

My dream is to be like you for at least a day before I die op...wagecuck life is killing me slowly not sure how long i can take it, I have no passion for life anymore.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

living for the moment
not nigger rich
pick one

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'll buy things I really like, which now includes travel and women. So it depends, some weeks I spend nothing, some weeks I'll spend 4-5k on stuff.

lmao, you need hundreds of millions to manipulate politics. Your 400k in crypto won't do anything.

thanks

I've been in love twice in my life to really great women. I'm actually a pretty attractive guy (my mom was a mid-tier model) so all the guys going "HURRR DURRR UR ONLY GETING HOOKERZ CAUSE UR UGLY" are wrong. I just like getting my dick sucked, then doing whatever I want. Sometimes I get my dick sucked twice a day. It's amazing how much free time you spend when you don't need to think about how to get laid and can get it whenever you want from beautiful women. I will get married to have a family, but I do not need female companionship, it's always come easily to me therefore I do not value it.

No girl is going to trap me with sex or hold it over my head. I am a boss and I do what I want when I want.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

My parents are kind of wealthy
I will inherit about 25MM

faggot.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Make us live forever. Prevent aging for the public. Do it op, do it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Well I don't have a rich mommy and daddy, but I've turned $800 into $20,000 since April so I guess I can't complain.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I love blowjobs, think about it, you're making a girl suck your dick with her mouth, which she uses to talk, eat, and drink. Then you ejaculate your load into her mouth and hold her head there until you stop quivering in ecstasy, while your gooey semen swishes around in her mouth. One hooker would jam her head down my dick when I came so I'd literally cum down her throat. I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I find that memory very arousing.
Vaginal is my least favorite. I like blowjobs, anal, vag in that order. I would only prefer vag with a woman I love and no condom.
And none of that compares to nutting deep inside the woman who loves you and lives for you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Also, stop with the hookers and casual sex. You get hpv and bored real fast.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Donate some money to Paul Nehlens campaign.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Can you get someone to break paul ryans nose. I hate that fag.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

he thinks left/right is a meme as his country is being turned into the 3rd world.

Illusionz
Illusionz

The money is all in real estate across NYC and California. The net cap rate of all the properties (after HOA, taxes, repairs, property managers, etc etc etc) is about 3%, which is only about $62,500 a month. That's before tax BTW.

There are people on wall street who make a million a month. We are simply upper middle class according to most sociology text books.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

didnt read but kill yourself for sure

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'm glad you've made some intelligent investment decisions, I'm just starting (with an admittedly much smaller amount) and hope to make it one day as well. I wouldn't live the lifestyle you are, personally, but I can't blame you for living as you see fit. Just remember that we'll all be dead in the end OP, and that none of this can save us from that simple fact. We can't bring any of it with us, the pharoahs already tried. You're young and dumb like many of us, just don't be averse to the wisdoms and greater truths life has to offer. You are in a great position provided you aren't a LARP, I just hope you don't squander it.

Good luck OP, with a little luck and thunk, we'll all make it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You and I are not the same then. Women start losing it in their 30's, fast and hard. scary kind of. I won't get married until my late 30's or 40's and my wife will be in her 20's.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Woof. Are you selling the stuff in CA? id imagine people want property in texas, nevada, the dakotas, washington, etc.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Real estate in SF and LA, mostly LA by the beach (santa monica and venice). A celebrity just bought a property next to ours in venice and is building a mcmansion.

Best real estate advice- buy where people want to live, and buy near the water. Hard to fail.

Soft_member
Soft_member

You literally said vaginal is your least preferred way to get off. Something is wrong with you. Also your family is upper class not middle class. I live in an area with a lot of trust fund kids, I see through your bullshit. We both know that you arent happy and feel empty.

Inmate
Inmate

Good shit OP. The pasta from /b/ has finally arrived.

“In line to inherit 1000000 million dollars from my uncle...”

Emberburn
Emberburn

but when I asked they wired me 40k
yeah, anybody can make money if they get that. I'd be rich if I had money to invest in coins.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

holy fuck, you are right. i dont have real friends, maybe we all dont have real friends as we think, but, i tryed to explain about crypto to my people aroind me, i see they are struggling in life and they just cant go for 1 holiday by the year.. everyone sees only the risks which they have to accept, but they cant do it for them selfs.. and right now i read this, so i am not the one who wanted to help my "friends" and now i see how it could end. ok i am done, if they will not come to me and ask me, i will no more say about it by my self

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I’m doing the same, in Belgrade, Serbia atm. [email protected]

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Fukkin normies and their water. Good insight

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Upper class is generational wealth, 100MM and above. We are upper middle class. I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my ass, my father was just an excellent business man. I ate shit like lunchables as a kid sometimes.

likme
likme

Doesnt matter if your pops is self made he now has generational wealth. You are upper class bro. I know all about this stuff I grew up all around it. I live where the huge fire just was.

WebTool
WebTool

It’s a shame his only child still relies on sucking Mommy’s titty. Without them you’d be homeless, sucking cock for a cheeseburger. God damn. He must want to fucking kill himself for creating a child with such a delusional personality.

TreeEater
TreeEater

projection much

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How do you handle taxes on your crytpo without getting fucked

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Aid spent on niggers is about as useful as lighting money on fire.
Great quote!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Your income is what you made minus what you spent.

I wasn't employed this year so my income is literally the money I spent in crypto subtracted from the amount of crypto I pulled out into USD. That is the amount I'm taxed on.

Just pay your taxes. You made 30-40x your money while browsing memes online, it's only fair.

FYI you probably don't need to pay taxes on small gains. The IRS has limited resources, and only targets high worth/risky individuals in each area code. So if you live in a wealthy area and are not particularly at risk for tax evasion, you won't get audited, since the IRS is a business and wants to make the most money possible.

If you live in a very poor area and are cashing out a lot into crypto, you might get audited.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Reality. Go back to larping on another thread faggot. You literally tried to meme out some real estate advice when that industry has been dead since the early 2000s.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yeah I more than plan to pay taxes but I also dont want to lose most of it because I dont know what im doing.

Thanks bud, congrats on the sex and money

Firespawn
Firespawn

Real millionaires in this scheme are evading taxes. Keeping that larp going strong.

happy_sad
happy_sad

lol real estate is literally the most tried and true form of wealth building in history. Property in LA has doubled within the past 7 years. It's not as much as crypto gains... but it also won't disappear overnight.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

yeah well I'm not, guess it's because I have more to lose than you. You can still get hot pockets and gay porn in prision, I wouldn't be happy there.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This. I told everyone and it was a big mistake. Only people that are happy for me are my parents and a crypto rich friend with whom I’ve made an airdropped shitcoin scam and got rich with him. Everyone else either hates me or begs me for money

farquit
farquit

I’m almost starving to death, and my teeth are rotting out of my head. Three of my teeth ache all day every day.

Please help me.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This

Probably said else where again too, but your I have a feeling your larping because the money you made doesn't pay for that lifestyle long, that's how people go broke fast.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Op comes from a multi millionaire real estate family therefore has no consequences even if he spends all his money like a retarded faggot

King_Martha
King_Martha

Upper class doesn't mean being a Rothschild / old money aristocrat. Successful doctors have around 5-10M net worth where I live. 20M+ is definitely upper class.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Made 600k CAD from crypto this year

Fuck em, everyone can stay poor I'm so happy I could cry

Soft_member
Soft_member

not making her order the pizza
Fake and gay

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

if you are so rich why dont you send some money my way

Emberfire
Emberfire

de_aztek

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

sage for fake

Nojokur
Nojokur

Can you give advice on how you made it? I'm at 100k

5mileys
5mileys

Even if its true, why does everyone on this retarded board think I care about their lifestory? Either tell me some solid inside news, or gimme solid buy signals, or stfu.

MPmaster
MPmaster

literally no one on this board or in real life cares what you think or about your wants and desires. You are a serf peasant and nothing more.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

we don't care about yours either

Flameblow
Flameblow

Holy shit this fag has been bumping his larp thread for almost 8 hours straight

cum2soon
cum2soon

OP, in all honestly, the points people made about hedonism are correct. It's better to develop yourself and help the world. Consider this type of philosophy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effective_altruism

What do you think?

Methshot
Methshot

Anonymous (ID: iJjfiYD/) 12/21/17(Thu)04:10:29 No.5286280 [Reply]▶
dude why don't you give me 1 bitcoin? I'm wealthy too family wise but trying to make it here. any chance?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

just give me eighteen thousand dollars

Methshot
Methshot

What'd you invest in? Tell the details of how you reached that level

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

OP can't answer my question

it's because you're selfish and pathetic, so much that the concepts of developing yourself and of helping the world don't even make any sense; you're at a loss for words

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

dude just give me a couple hundred buck
i screwed up big time and im at my wits end

please help a fellow frog out
im leaving my mew address please

0x6D018979Ee5953Ce5C16D4a2DA807A26c3E98A4c

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

BZC's platform is finished, it's like one of the only 20 crypto's that has a finished platform.
Go buy your "We promise it'll be done by 2025" coin.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

when I asked they wired me 300$ in May and they just said fuck off

cum2soon
cum2soon

I would prepare myselft to enter politics if i were you

Skullbone
Skullbone

dear diary

Methnerd
Methnerd

Regardless if it's a larp or not, this is 100% true. Just be humble, whatever you do, don't tell anyone how much crypto you have. It's sad how rotten people can be, they see your success and only feel jealousy and bitterness.

Emberburn
Emberburn

OP if you had to start al over again with 8k what would you do? Also did you just day trade all day or invest and hold? Could you give me a method that works? I am in my mid twenties en got sick, not sure how many years I can work therefore I do not want to miss the boat.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nice larp user. You really put some effort into this one

RumChicken
RumChicken

this

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw I couldn't care less about this faggot OP, larp or not

Emberfire
Emberfire

Godspeed user

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

7/10 larp
not bad

Nojokur
Nojokur

not giving a random person on 4chin eighteen thousand dollars for no reason
pathetic and selfish

You need to build up to at least 150k before you can start making real money (unless you hit a verge and hold for a year, which takes a lot of luck). Day trade until then. Don't sell your whole stack at this point, just take out half when you hit 2-3x. You must "grow" your portfolio. once you have 150k, take 100k and make some long term investments, then gamble hard with 50k.

If successful it'll take you to the 300-400k range. Redistribute your shit into 300k long term investments, then 100k to gamble with. This will take you to 800-1MM range, just repeat.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Always the same format on this larp.

Illusionz
Illusionz

People will start to hate you
It's amazing how accurate this is. Not only when you're rich, but also when you're on the train early in the morning with a huge luggage and everyone else is going to work. I went to America not long ago, hopped on the train during typical 7-8:30am commute to work, and I was getting some pretty mean looks, as if I wasn't suppose to go on holidays. It's just strange how people hate you for absolutely no reason at all.

If you're not larping, and I don't think you are, good on you, enjoy your life senpai.

Spamalot
Spamalot

what are some big wins you've made in the past year?

trying to understand this market

Emberfire
Emberfire

xrp, dgb, ans/neo, eth, iota, xrp again.

Evilember
Evilember

Thanks OP for the tip. Any suggestions for coins I should buy? Also give me your wallet, ill screencap it and when I make the 1mil then I'll buy you a nice virtual bottle of wine.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What is your approach to picking a coin? Any day trading tips?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Muh heritage
Muh dead ancestors both existing and concerning themselves in the afterlife with the racial makeup of the country.

Atavistic faggot.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You're a waste and you deserve to lose all your wealth and you'll probably squander away most of it you pathetic piece of shit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wow. Fucking wow.
Throwing your money away. The post.

Is there anybody more foolish than the person that concerns himself with the minutiae of left/right politics?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm jelly. I'd probably be a cunt like you too. I'm up to ~3k usd from crypto from a small investment... I probably won't make it.

Tell me I'll make it brahs :(

MPmaster
MPmaster

Where is the area in Barcelona where they loved Americans?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

1.3 million? That's it? Lmao, stay poor faggot. I have made over a billion dollars in crypto this year alone. I have my own island in the Atlantic and a private jet to take me anywhere I please. I laugh at your puny million dollars and your strung out hookers. I fuck movie stars and the wives of movie stars. You are a worm to me.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

pls send bitcoin

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

nice larp just bought 100k

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

1 billion? That's it? Lmao, stay poor faggot. I have made over a trillion dollars in crypto this year alone. I have my own space station in low earth orbit and a rocket to take me anywhere I please. I laugh at your puny billion dollars and your strung out movie stars. I fuck billionaire daughters and the wives of billionaires. You are a worm to me.

likme
likme

we
Veeky Forums is one person

fuck off with your cancer, Veeky Forums is getting really b oring with the same shit over and over again. Years back I didn't use this board just to satisfy my greed.