ITT: Veeky Forums becomes a plane in MtG and has three upcoming sets

>Implying X
>You may cast this card for its Implying cost if your opponent has played a card this turn with the same CMC

>newfag
Ench. When a creature or planeswalker enters the battlefield, each player loses 1life

Jokes aside, this could be a good side-plot to any planeswalkers adventuring here. Assimilation control through shitposting-rage bait, general curiosity of a board, or just lurking in Veeky Forums for too long.

Cards like act of treason and lose calm are definitely in the set, but is there a card that let's you gain control of a creature depending on how long they stay on the field?

SFW Board
Land
SFW Board enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add W or U to your mana pool.
Exile SFW Board: put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

NSFW Board
Land
NSFW Board enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add B or R to your mana pool.
Exile NSFW Board: tap target creature. It doesn't untap at the beginning of its controller's next untap step.

Text Board
Land
Text Board enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add G to your mana pool.
Exile Text Board: Counter target activated ability.

/b/
Legendary Land
T: Add one mana of a random color to your mana pool. (The colors of mana are W, U, B, R, G, and Colorless).
T, pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

Alternatively
Image Limit
Enchantment. Whenever a permanent enters the field all players lose 1 life.

You get Digit counters depending on specific conditions on each card, for example:

>This card gets Digits if you use mana of three different colors to cast it

>This card gets Digits if your opponent controls at least two other creatures

Some cards have abilities that trigger with Digits, you need to use the counter whenever you get it and have an alternative generic effect that you can use in case you have no synergy cards or you don't want to use them. Like summoning a token or maybe scrying.

>Check'em

Tainted by /pol/: enchant creature. At the beggining of their upkeep, this creature's controller may pay 3 mana. If they don't, exile enchanted creature and return it to the battlefield under your control.

>Tainted by /pol/
>not Redpill
Come on user.

It would be a tribal set with some tribe mixing mechanics possible(/pol/ crossboarding for an example)

/b/ and /pol/ are going to be main topic boards in the 3 sets. What other boards deserve representation and how?

...

>shitpost
at X point, shitpost N (create N 1/1 colourless shitpost creature tokens)

swaglord- 3UB 3/4 human wizard

U, discard a card: return target creature to it's owner's hand. that player discards a card.

>liliana goes to r9k and aquires legions of orbiters
>nissa stays on /out/
>jace browses Veeky Forums all day

Escape: Enchantment. During each of your standby phases add 1 Page counter to this card. If during your standby phase this card has 10 counters on it you win the game.

The Game: Enchantment. You may play this card without paying its mana cost so long as your opponent doesn't notice. If your opponent notices this card any turn after it was first played you win the game.

We can have the board-tans be new planeswalkers to represent the boards.

/d/ definitely deserves some kind of recognition.

/V/ and /A/
All the other boards are their to add some varity

No, that's stupid.

But they could be avatars.

>/V/
>/A/
Can you be any more obvious with your newness?

Dammit, how did I not see it.

I think at least Veeky Forums and /v/ should be there. Veeky Forums would make for some delicious metahumour.

/g/olem and /k/night tokens.

/pol/ice State
Legendary Land
1,T: add RWB to your mana pool.
T, Sacrifice a creature: add BB to your mana pool.

/a/ should have good representation. Probably /v/ too.

Aside from /b/ and whatever other board are the main part of the block, there are a few cards here and there from each board, plus some general stuff.

Would Moot and Hiromoot be considered Legendary Creatures or Planeswalkers? We need to define the line on who's important enough for these card types.

>RWB
Should be RWU, obviously.

Buy A Dog 3(G/B)
Sorcery
Create a 1/1 Hound creature token for each creature that was sent to the graveyard this turn.

>(The colors of mana are W, U, B, R, G, and Colorless)

in recent sets, right?
Also, I needed a sixth for rolling on a six-sided die.

indicates that the spell requires you pay for it with a source of colorless mana. Colorless mana is still not a color of mana. It's colorless.

Site Owners and other celebrities are legendary. Board-tans are avatars. moot went into hiding and Hiroyuki assumed control.

Janitors are a Creature type, as are Anons. Troll is a focused tribal.

Alternately, moot seeded the plane and left when he finally got tired of it. Hiroshimoot is either an ally of moot or a usurper.

Blue card: Crippling Autism

Enchant target creature, that creature does not untap during its controller's untap step. At any time you get Digits, you can use them on this card. If you do, exile it and put enchanted creature on the top of its owner's library.

...

>The colors are (...) and colorless

No.

2 sets now, friendo

ok, story
>elspeth is revived by kikes and shills
>travels to Veeky Forums as a black-aligned planeswalker
>starts influencing with cuck shills
>the gatewatch is informed of this
>they travel to Veeky Forums and meet with the locals
>incredibly diverse range of people, ranging from scientific geniuses to autistic shitposters to occultist sorcerers to horse fuckers
>notice some are off, not quite fitting in
>actual character conflict occurs, with chandra and gideon arguing the influences are good and benefit the people whilst nissa and jace argue against
>liliana is off elsehwere, she brought them to the plane thorugh contact with swaglord (a planeswalker and demigod
>after much convincing, nissa and jace rally the shitposters and pollacks to fight the degeneracy
into set 2 of three

>full out war between nissa and jace's army and gideon and chandra's army of degenerates and kikeshills
>shitposters falling left and right
>liliana has rallied occultists and robots to do her bidding
set 3/3
>all out war between the three factions
>battles rage for many days, with boards being overloaded left right and center
>in the end, liliana's army retreats, gideon and chandra retreat (but not before having violent, hot steamy sex) and jace and nissa emerge victorious
sounds epic desu

Memed Into Being
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a meme counter on Memed Into Being.
Sacrifice Memed into Being: Search your library for a card with CMC less than the number of meme counters on Memed into Being. You may play that card without paying its casting cost.

That's wayyy too good. Spellskite is used so much just because it has a slightly better version of "bait".

They're both 'walkers, moot because he left and Hiro because he arrived. If this is a plane we're talking about here there's only one way to do either thing. Mods are legendary, although I guess these days they keep a lot lower profile than they used to in the past so it might be tricky finding any to be on cards

3 sets was much better, every 2set block has been trash par SOI

I'd rather see a more realistic depiction of /pol/.

Make them a footnote, a place or clan that the rest of the setting doesn't care about at all but it never stays contained nor manages to keep it's spaghetti pocketed. Like an intentionally bad comic relief.

>swaglord (a planeswalker and demigod
I don't know what this is or where you came from, but you're a colossal fucking faggot and you should go back there.

/s4s/. friend

>/s4s/
Get out newfag

>ITT: Veeky Forums becomes a plane in MtG and has three upcoming sets
>a plane
I really hope one faction's plan is to crash it. With no survivors.

>//
Forget what I said about going back. You should just leave.
Is it just me or is it always the meta threads that attract the most obvious newfags?

Flying
CARDNAME cannot block creatures with flying. CARDNAME can be blocked by creatures without flying.

Target creature loses banding until the end of turn.

what?

Target creature gets +3/+3 until the end of turn.

>newfag
>i've been for for nearly 4 years
okey dokey

Add UUUU to your mana pool.

He didn't fly so good.

New Fetish - Select a creature in play. When that creature attacks, create a 1/1 jizz token under your control.

Tentacle rape: spawn five 1/1 tentacles or one 5/3 tentacle beast.

Oh god, being "thrown off the plane" is just a synonym for being exiled. The baneposting faction is going to be absurd.

So the guys who drop down from one plane onto the other are obviously planeswalkers.

I feel like we could have a cycle with similar effects, so "console wars" would be the /v/ equivalent to /co/'s Marvel versus DC and analogous to our own edition wars.

Alright guys, we made a lot of new mechanics and some belong more than others. We need to divvy them up 3 mechanics to one of the 3 sets.

>Bait
>You may pay this creature's bait cost to change the target of a spell or ability that targets a creature to this creature.

>Meme
>Target ___ or a spell on the stack. That card and copies of it become Y.

>Sage
>Exile target spell or permanent. At the beginning of its controller's next upkeep, they may play that card without paying its casting cost.

>Spoiler
>You may play this card face down for (2), as a 2/2 vanilla creature. When it blocks or becomes blocked, or becomes the target of a spell or ability your opponents control, turn it over.

Sage
Exile target spell or permanent. At the beginning of its controller's next upkeep, they may play that card without paying its casting cost.

Spoiler
You may play this card face down for (2), as a 2/2 vanilla creature. When it blocks or becomes blocked, or becomes the target of a spell or ability your opponents control, turn it over.

>Implying X
>You may cast this card for its Implying cost if your opponent has played a card this turn with the same CMC

>Newfag
>Ench. When a creature or planeswalker enters the battlefield, each player loses 1life

>Image Limit
>Enchantment. Whenever a permanent enters the field all players lose 1 life.

>Digits
>You get Digit counters depending on specific conditions on each card, for example:
>This card gets Digits if you use mana of three different colors to cast it
>This card gets Digits if your opponent controls at least two other creatures

>Shitpost
>at X point, shitpost N (create N 1/1 colourless shitpost creature tokens)

Let's fix, abandon, and decide which goes where.

>ancient planeswalker "moot" creates the plane, similar to karn or serra
>taken over by hiro as moot wanted to explore the rest of the multiverse
oh fuck this is just the mirrodin story arc

Soulbond and lots of Tap effects.

An edit of this featuring the goderator M'eut would be nice for the setting.

>Alright guys, we made a lot of new mechanics and some belong more than others. We need to divvy them up 3 mechanics to one of the 3 sets.
>Bait
>You may pay this creature's bait cost to change the target of a spell or ability that targets a creature to this creature.
seems solid, nice gotcha mechanic
>Meme
>Target ___ or a spell on the stack. That card and copies of it become Y.
seems convoluted, spells don't generally mention the stack anymore because complexity
>Sage
>Exile target spell or permanent. At the beginning of its controller's next upkeep, they may play that card without paying its casting cost.
nice card, 2WB sorcery removal spell.
>Spoiler
>You may play this card face Down for (2), as a 2/2 vanilla creature. When it blocks or becomes blocked, or becomes the target of a spell or ability your opponents control, Turn it over.
nice mechanic, but feels alot like morph. also cheats on mana. could be worked well, though.

>Implying X
>You may cast this card for its Implying cost if your opponent has played a card this Turn with the same CMC
similar to bait.
>Newfag
>Ench. When a creature or planeswalker enters the battlefield, each player loses 1life
seems unconventional, and doesnt mak loads of sense from a flavour perspective. newfag seems like a single creature anyway
>Image Limit
>Enchantment. Whenever a permanent enters the field all players lose 1 Life.
nice card, would neat if read "players can't cost spells with cmc 4 or more"
>Digits
>You get Digit counters depending on specific conditions on each card, for example: >>This card gets Digits if you use mana of three different colors to cast it
>This card gets Digits if your opponent controls at least two other creatures
seems neat, similar to charge counters. would be neat if it worked with colour, digits counters based on shared colors of creatures you control

a cycle of enchantments.

>dubs
common
>at the beginning of your upkeep if you control 2 cards named dubs draw a card.

>trips
uncommon
>at the beginning of your upkeep if you control 3 cards named trips draw 2 cards

>Quads
rare
at the beginning of your upkeep if you control 4 cards named quads you win the game.

nice, dubs would have to like 5 or 6 mana to be fair in limited
trips could be 3 mana and quads at 4

Post ideas for past Kings and Queens of Veeky Forums. I'm not clever enough to define what they can really do in game.

id move dubs up to uncommon so it could be 2 mana and shift trips and quads up to rare and mythic rare,i like the elegance of each get having a matching mana cost.

>As the Gatewatch attempts to do a 360 and planeswalk away, a resounding voice of millions of Anons sends ripples throughout the Blind Eternities
>"REMEMBER: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER"

relic of moot- 7 mana artifact- ETB tapped
1, sacrifice a permanent: destroy target nonland permanent

Yes! I can finally post this!

>You're Here Forever
>Enchantment: 6
>Creatures and Planewalkers that enter the battlefield after YHF is played has a forever counter on it. If a creature with a forever counter stays in play for 10 turns, take control of the creature.
>When a creature with a forever counter leaves the battlefield, return it to the battlefield at the next end step with a forever counter.

>moot the founder 2u1w
planes walker
4 loyalty
+1 each player exiles 1 permanent
-1 target player exiles target permanent
-4 take each player 1 damage for each card that was exile this game
-5 gain emblem (players don't take take damage on their turn)

>hiro the scavenger 1U1B
planes walker
4 loyalty
+2 draw 2 cards discard 3 cards
-1 gain emblem players must pay 2 health to cast spells
-4 gain emblem controller of this emblem gains 2 health whenever they cast a spell.

>Mana cost

Well played.

This feels a bit mean.

Swaglord
Legendary Shitposter Mod

Just because you're from tumblr and /pol/ makes you butthurt doesn't mean you're right :^)

You're gonna need 4 U to activate that effect

Definitely would need a Dobson legendary creature in blue

>Bait
I'm not sure if Bait works as a full mechanic. It's basically Spellskite, but needs a lot of polishing to work at common.
>Meme
You're going to run into memory issues (like, what happens when two Meme cards are on the stack, etc.). I think it has too much complexity at common, but can work as a rare or mythic spell.
>Sage
Should also just be a card. At 1WU Instant makes it a spell version of Spell Queller.

>Spoiler
Is just Morph, but bettering? Probably should be discarded or reworked. For example, Morph, but for Instants and Sorceries. Ie: You may play this card face down for 3. It becomes a 2/2 colorless creature. At any time, you may pay the Spoiler cost. If you do, exile this spell, then you may cast it without paying it's mana cost.

>Shitpost
I also like. The tokens could be like clue tokens, but deal damage instead? "Blah blah, then Shitpost. (Create a colorless artifact token called Shitpost with "Pay 2, tap, Sacrifice Shitpost: Deal 2 damage to target creature of player") Can be reworked if it warps limited too much.

>Implying
I really like and saved it for last. it can be put on anything. Pseudo-Dash or Surge. One example could be

>Implying Counterspell
>1UU
>Instant
>Counter target spell.
>Implying UU (You may cast this spell for its Implying cost of your opponent has cast a spell of converted mana cost 2 this turn)

Crap, that should be CMC 3 for that Implying reminder text. Whatever.

>Liliana finds /x/
>not /d/

Bane (UUUU)
Legendary Creature
Bane has Power and Toughness equal to target player's Life plus 1.

Every time Bane taps, player sacrifices one creature.

(XXXX) |->: Destroy target Artifact and all creatures with converted mana cost equal to XXXX.
(*/*)

"It would be extremely painful..."

What other memes deserve their own cards?

Owlbear statblock?

>Janitor
0
Creature - Human Fatfuck
This creature is White.
When Janitor enters the battlefield, each opponent scrys 1.
Sacrifice Janitor: Destroy target Aura attached to a creature you don't control.
0/4

>Pedobear
1G
Creature - Bear Predator
All creatures with converted mana cost 0 able to block Pedobear must do so.
2/2

>Normie's Bane
RR
Enchantment
As Normie's Bane enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Whenever a spell with that name is cast, Normie's Bane deals 3 damage to that player.
(Flavor text involving Pepe being labeled a White Nationalist symbol.)

> mfw I realize what the Rares are all going to be

pepe 3G
Legendary creature- Frog
Uncommon creatures get +1 +1
Rare creatures get +2 +2
Mythic creatures get +3 +3
1/2
Caturday XW
Sorcery
Put X 2/2 cat tokens into play
/d/emonic tutor 1B
Sorcery
Search your library for a trap card reveal it and place it in your hand.
Finns 1UW
Creature- Human Advisor
At the beggining of your upkeep put a copy of Finns unto the battlefield tapped
1/1
Dindu nu thin 1W
Instant
Untap target creature and remove it from battle
Did nothing wrong 1B
Sorcery
Aftermath
Return target creature from your graveyard to your hand

Multicolored equine 2
Creature horse
When this card enters the battlefield choose up to two colors
Multicolored equine is those colors
2/2

Now for the token mill card of the set:

Autosage 1UU

Enchantment
Uncommon

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player puts the top two cards of his or her library into their graveyard.

1B: Exile two cards from an opponent's graveyard. That player may draw a card.

How is the color pie divvied up? /pol/ is W/B, /b/ is R/B, /x/ is U/B, Veeky Forums is U/W or U/G, what would /r9k/ be? Frankly finding design space that ISNT R/B is difficult for the chans

>4 years
So yes, you're a newfag

/r9k/ is artifacts, since they are all literally robutts.

What's the creature type for user without creating a new one?

>Human
>Troll
>Shapeshifter
>Ooze

What other creature types are in the set?

>Frog
>Cat
>Golem
>Horse
>???