>Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!
How would your character react?
Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!
Wyatt Rodriguez
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Bentley Gray
You ever had mercy?
Let's roleplay this situation. Let's pretend you're the powerful archmage and this family here is begging for mercy. Would you give any to them?
No, you didn't.
Caleb Miller
He'd be perplexed and a little disturbed.
Jaxson Davis
I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER
Connor Thompson
>tfw lawful good
>tfw have to forgive him
Christopher Morris
Why?
Punishing him for his evil deeds is lawful -and- good.
Forgiveness is more of a neutral good thing.
Jacob Gray
>he subscribes to prescriptive alignment paradigm, where your alignment dictates your actions
>not using descriptive alignment paradigm, where your actions dictate your alignment
pleb
Asher Collins
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY, TAKE HIM AWAY!
Charles Sanders
>try to kill the king
>get punished with scrubbing
The King is too good for this world.
Camden Anderson
No.
Logan Miller
Was she chaotic good?
Camden Peterson
No, she is true evil.
The scene this gif is from? It's after she kills a man, melting and dissolving him into just another faceless victim of her lack of empathy.
"You've ... killed me ..."
"Good."
Ryan Sanchez
Scrubbing all the floors in an entire kingdom is basically putting him into forced slavery until the rest of his life.
Andrew Thomas
...
Logan Williams
Mercy is not blanket forgiveness.
And for the record, King Pimp Chalice was pretty merciful; years of indentured servitude is incredibly lenient in the face of treason and betraying your king to Satan.
Alexander King
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
Parker Rodriguez
LOTSA SPAGHETTI
Christian Cooper
Does he have to scrub the floors in dungeons too?
Nolan Wood
Are the floors in Hyrule?
Carson Perry
I DIDN'T PLAY THIS TERRIBLE GAME.
WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS?
HOW DO YOU, ACTUALLY?
Owen Taylor
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
Robert King
>he doesn't know about the Golden Years of YouTube Poop
Jackson Watson
>they watch youtube poops AND played this awful zelda game
Goddamnit Veeky Forums this is sad.
Christopher Jackson
ONCE YOU SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT MERCY
Michael Evans
This is a lenient punishment for attempted regicide.
Luke Bennett
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN THE HYRULE
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN THE GAMELON
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL OF ME
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE RUBBED OIL ON MY PENIS
THEN
YOU CAN RUB MY DICK
THEN
YOU CAN EAT SHIT
THEN
YOU CAN TAKE MAH BOI TO DINNER
THEN
AFTER YOU STRIVE FOR THIS PEACE
THEN
YOU CAN SEND LINK FOR PIZZA
THEN
YOU CAN SAVE ME FOUR PIECES OF PIZZA
THEN
YOU CAN PROTECT ZELDA'S BOOBIES
THEN
AFTER YOU GHAINZHROUFALOUBARFSWEEGHITWA
THEN
YOU CAN HELP ME PEE IN THE MORNING
THEN
AFTER YOU GO ON A DIET
THEN
YOU CAN...
THEN
YOU CAN...
Hmm... Help.
>Eat an octorock cock!
THEN YOU CAN
>Go fuck yourself!
THEN YOU CAN
>Do the duckwalk!
THEN YOU CAN
>Beat off and cum onto Ganon's beautiful face!
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE PLEASED ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM
THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY! TAKE HIM AWAY!
Bentley Sullivan
>chaotic evil
Huehuehuehue
Angel Moore
We'll have time for mercy after you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule!
Ryder Campbell
>Boomstick
Shadowrun is fun.
Jacob James
>Well, there is no God there is no Jesus there is no Allah there is no reason to go on living.
Thomas Cruz
Cheer up old chap! How about a cup of tea?
>slits his throat while pretending to make tea behind him
>drink tea while he bleeds out
>spit on him and walk out
fin.
Ryan Williams
Nothin personnel, kid
Lucas Wright
wow ur c00l!!1
Ryder Reed
That actually merciful. Wasnt the typical punishment hanging?
Zachary Nguyen
Perhaps you'd prefer drawing and quartering?
Alexander Perry
AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the floors, nigga!
Logan Long
10 years later and I still kek at this video every time
Hunter Perry
Give us a source ol' chap.
William Harris
Please tell me this was a video.
Hunter Anderson
I genuinely pity you
Jonathan Cooper
I'm pretty sure it was. I remember seeing something like that, but i cant remember which ytp it was
Parker Stewart
I just remembered which one it was.
Enjoy.
Kayden Lopez
No mercy for the misguided!
Alexander Adams
Beautiful, thanks user.
Ryder Hughes
Is this kino?
Luis Watson
...
Easton Butler
punishment would depend on what the psych evaluations said about their potential for rehabilitation and usefullness.
If those services were not available he may execute them, imprison them, or sentence them to long term community service.
Caleb Young
Source?
Oliver Johnson
>[angrily_fixes_dinner].png
I laughed. Thank you for posting these.
Jeremiah Sullivan
I mean, if I have Omnipotence, then I could probably go fix whatever he did and make it so he won't do it again.
I mean, if he's like a serial killer or something I can just red everyone he killed and then lock him in a sub-dimension holodexk where he can live out his days murdering as many fake people as he wants
Samuel Bailey
Owen Flores
I always wonder why the duke looks and dresses more kingly than the king.
David Taylor
IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN
Tyler Thomas
It was, I don't have a link though.