After a weird influx of events that seem to arise in the USA...

Rolled 1 (1d50)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I win, I guess.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Manipulation

The thunderbird is in that area, congrats!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathifery

I think I'm gonna do pretty okay.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Water_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I am a god

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mountain_Adaptation

Well shit, I hope I get Alaska

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
Say hello to papa nurgle for me

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Transportation?useskin=oasis

Pretty underwhelming superpower.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Aura?useskin=oasis

Hell yeah

Am going visit people in the hospital

>magma mimicry
>picture of akainu

I'm okay with this

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metal_Physiology

We T1000 now!

What's 08? I am not American, so I can't tell all those tiny East Coast states apart.

Looks like Delaware

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambient_Energy_Manipulation

Well this power seems broken.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ability_Learning

Fuck on me.

Take my energy, user!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Wind_Manipulation
This doesn't seem very useful unless there are demons and shit

Give it a minute

Someone will start summoning demons

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Manipulation
O-oh. Well, then. That's convenient.

Tama unrelated

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animation
That'll be me, thank you very much

Oh and also you could be able to heal

So don't call your power useless

Succubus are not your friend user

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
I will turn you into my 2D waifu and there is nothing you can do about it

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal
BACK UP, I'M ARMED

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Absorption
I guess I'll be useful if the local wizard asshole is getting rowdy. I won't even try using it for bigger stuff because that's too dangerous

Trade powers?
I'll ransom my roomate's wifu for rent upfront

What were the chances and how the fuck did you not see the potential

Nevermind, she needs to be real, not /a/ material

I'd be friends with a succubus

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement?useskin=oasis
Hear and obey!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Acceleration

Looks like I'm a villain. Where do I get to terrorize with my amazing aging powers?

Fuck.
I shall be lord of the Eskimos.

Nurseries, obviously. Age them babies into soldiers and send them out to fight for you.

Because OP didn't specify, I'm going to take it that if your last digits are greater than 50, than subtract 50 from them. So it looks like I'm in... New Jersey?

Why not age deceleration?

Massachusetts.
I don't know what I can corrupt there but atleast it's not Alaska.

New York. Imma draw some planes brb

Air magic, rolling for Florida so I can be the big hero who stops hurricanes

there are hurricanes in Florida?
There goes my turist shopping spree

s-shot gun....?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Blast

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
Plot empowerment, great im breaking the 4th wall, ohh and I always cause we need the next issue to make rent

And im from shitty ass new jersey. Lame as hell, stupid no guns state with authoritarian laws....east coast is worst coast

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience_Bestowal

I have the power to make others know everything there is to know.

If I can bestow this power to myself, I'll be able to know if this is a good idea or not.

Concussive shotgun, it seems.
Non lethal SWATing ?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I hate powerlisting's vague bullshit. and their plethora of powers that are just animu lasers

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science_Combat

wrong link

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Displacement?useskin=oasis

I'm bringing the party with me!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freezing?useskin=oasis

Ice Cold.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Motor-Skill_Manipulation

That's the first time I've ever gotten a power that isn't absolute shit from one of these. Being able to control the movements of others is stupid useful.

Cool, time for my all American superhero adventure.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Magic
Fuck you rigging the system fucking Russian shitstain

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I got Dimensional Border Manipulation

Rolled 8 (1d50)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Embodiment

I have become a... god! How boring...

Wanna make a setting?
I'll start.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immaculate_World_Creation

>friends with an embodiment of sex made for doing evil sex to people

You are the betaest.
Or ghei.

An incorruptible utopian setting where nothing ever interesting happens, and anything that does gets immediately slam jammed back into the status quo of pure paradise.

Let's do it.

Well it is in Vermont

I'll make another to use as a prison.
You can't harm, nor be harmed.
Nor break thing.
Perfect prison.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Athleticism
well seems I bagged a boring but useful power

an im in some state so small i can get around by parkour

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vision_Of_Life
>The user can revive dead by making eye contact with them. If the user is very skilled, they user may be able to revive others just by a glance.

Doubt they'd send the guy who can resurrect people somewhere shitty.

>North Dakota

Fuck you guys, I'm retiring from being a superhero and moving somewhere tropical. Charge people millions to bring back their loved ones.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Polearm_Construction
I can summon the Lance of Longinus. That's pretty fucking sweet. Almost makes me reconsider being a supervillain. Almost.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murder_Inducement

I think I'm a villain. In fact I'm definitely going to be a villain, because I'm not nearly edgy enough to try and use this power for heroing.

Mind you, because I'm fundamentally Silver Age, I will mostly use this power to instill in my targets a desire to murder someone on the other side of the planet from where I live. Putin or Xi Jingpei or something. Then I'll do my thing - rob a bank, probably - and then remove the desire from the people once I'm done so that all they've actually done is waste their time.

Huh, Mississippi? But I'm white...regardless, my villain name must obviously be Baron Kriminel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Kriminel

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

I take away everyone else's powers and then turn all oxygen on Earth into chocolate pudding.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation
guess i'm runnin for office

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Alteration_Negation?useskin=oasis

Wow. Oddly specific. Hopefully all the villains want to bend reality.

Rerolling...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Experience_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Sooooo I'm a glorified min/maxer? Nice

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Borrowing
Welp, time to find someone who's omnipotent so I can Pun-Pun myself into godhood.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Safety_Field_Projection

Saftey Field Projection.

Guess I'm fucked into playing support. Hit me up if you want in on my safe space.

I'm just going to assume I can use Emrakul's powers now

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction

Why whenever I click this always get superpower jackpot...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Physics_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure

welp

also not an americuck but eh

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stagnation

look out, best power coming through

> Stationed in Maryland
I declare myselg Lord King God President of United States

Also all powers are negated upon use against me for nefarious purposes

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Music
Please be part of the Great Lakes or Pacific Northwest

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychopotence
Okay, interesting but no. I'm rerolling god powers. While UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER is fun it's about as interactive as an "everything proof shield".

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Living_Database
Weaboo af but I can work this. If nothing else, the perfect recall functionality will be neat.

Time to see where I've been teleported across the Atlantic to.

>Tennessee
...it only occurs to me now I know absolutely nothing about most US states.

Guess I'll be using my new Database mind to learn everything about it. Google seems to say I'll be listening to a lot of country music.. Oh god please help me

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transmutation

Hey, that's pretty good! Unfortunately now I'm going to be assigned to Captain Planet duty.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Detail_Intuition?useskin=oasis

So I'm now pic related lite. I can dig it.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imprison_Realm_Creation

Imma go with prison dimension version as opposed to black void of trapping. I'll call myself The Warden in the great state of _____

Massachusetts so I guess I operate out of Boston. Also Boston is now home to the worlds greatest super prison.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment

i think i won

>spine manipulation in Montana

>Almighty Object

Eg a Cosmic Cube (Marvel Comics)

Power/Ability To:
>Have an almighty item
The power to wield an item that grants omnipotent powers. Advanced version of Powers Via Object.

I hope it's a sweet sword or axe or something and not just a lame magic box.

An anime magical girl baton. Calling it now.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Blindspot

Uhhh, I guess I can try and team up with a guy who steals memories and start some sort of information network?

Rerolon because unlike Obama, I don't think we have 58 states