A computer virus is killing people across the world RIGHT NOW

>A computer virus is killing people across the world RIGHT NOW
Where were you, when cyberpunk became a reality, Veeky Forums? How do you feel about this brave new world?

theguardian.com/society/2017/may/12/hospitals-across-england-hit-by-large-scale-cyber-attack

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Good riddance.

You read about what is going on with neural implant and multi filament hydraulic muscles? Soon your legs will be OK

I want to replace as much of my body with mechanical parts as possible. I want to be like Robocop, but with even less squishy bits - ideally, I will be brain in a metal shell.
I'm dead sure that science will get this far in my lifetime.

I get that it is your fetish but you replace bits with a toaster you will regret it later

He's got you there bud

>BOONONG HOTEL
I guess that's where I was, at the Boonong Hotel, using the fact that it's physically slightly closer to a bank of computers used to facilitate the flow of information across a worldwide network to give myself an edge gambling virtually on the American stock market with encrypted digital currency not tied to any nation while I watch porn on a telephone I keep in my pocket.

I was that thread's OP, and I did not expect it to get that gay that quickly.

Unlikely. I have serious problems with my heart, my lungs and my liver, becoming a living toaster would be an improvement, if I live until it becomes possible - which I should, judging by the pace of the progress.

How do toasters satisfy their urges? Making toast?

No, ***I*** was that thread's OP, and I fully expected it to get that gay.

Seems like a cool thread, actually. I totally ignored it the first time.

"Kekekondur" is a funny name for birdpeople

If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human to infecticide the computer.

*human virus

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>people unironically think this in an upgrade

I always thought Robocop was basically a brain in a shell with some essential organic bits inside, i figured his face was a synthetic animatronic for public favour

>Where were you, when cyberpunk became a reality, Veeky Forums? How do you feel about this brave new world?
Working my job at a gun store.

>having structurally tougher, better-designed and potentially more efficient body parts isn't an upgrade
The flesh is weak, user

Sounds familiar.

Before the entirety of this thread, I say this! You sir, are a liar, a fraud, and a two-bit sultry tavern whore, riddled with enough diseases to make a Great Unclean One blush, and enough hot air to lift a leaden balloon!

It had its ups and downs, but I cannot think of anything more blatantly homosexual than making a setting's humans pastel-haired, soft, weaklings for no reason.