Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1492: Nervous LaughingEdition

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I feel like the jump list might be a bit outdated..

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Nothing wrong with well-shaped legs.

So close to Satan.

>Sports
I don't think I've ever even looked at that jump. but it's a nice generic jump.
Kinda makes me wanna do that weird biker lacrosse game from Cross Ange

She's okay.

Daily reminder that, between both Quirks and Mutations, the porn in that world has got to be pretty freaky.

Sports jump. And also yes, it's missing a few. Or at least, it's missing one of mine, Generic Video Game Developer

>Sports
What is the best sport for that jump?
Good choices include:
>Drownball
>Danmaku
>Keijo

Eh, not like there isn't porn of girls dressed up like frogs already even without quirks.

>Falling for meme waifu

>Keijo
Or you could use the jump for it

Are there any perks that make you stronger by listening to music you like?

I'm sure you have your preference in that setting. Tell us so we can mock it.

>So, how do things look now?
It looks pretty good to me.

I'd post a build for you, but I'm rather slow with those and there's a lot of good things to choose from here.

>Ihu Papa'a Lo'ihi Nui
Do we keep plants and such that have grown on our back when we shift out of this form and return to it? Kinda want to plant a rainforest or something.

>Skeleton Clothes
So, does this let you walk around as an actual skeleton, or something like a skeleton suit thingy?

>Over the Moon
I'm guessing this is mostly used to travel across the globe quickly?

>Honk Around the Clock
>with companions over your choice.
*of your choice?

>Pilot to China
Still has to be on the same planet, right? No tunnelling to the moon?

It's a shitpost user, first hit for "Ligier Exalted"
in images is the portrait to the right on this page
exalted-thesunalsorises.obsidianportal.com/characters/ligier

I make cool outfits now and again, but for other people rather than myself.
I've already put on the last suit I'll ever wear.

It's unfinished, and since Softanon hasn't shown up in a while it may be abandoned as well.

It's pretty close though, just needs drawbacks and some more items, maybe rework the fluff a little bit. I'd also say that location rolls shouldn't determine starting wealth.

However, the manga just ended, and there's only like 20-30 chapters still untranslated, so it might be better to wait a little bit if someone wants to try to finish it.

>Suggested drawback: You find ass puns physically painful

Calvinball
Laser Tag
Chessboxing
Dodgeball in preparation for the Dodgeball jump

She's the traitor.

It's not the first result.

google.com/search?q=ligier exalted&client=ms-android-htc-rev&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5t_OP1evTAhWB1IMKHXWFAZMQ_AUICSgB&biw=360&bih=511#imgrc=bnYl-SHfPzFUYM:

>butt discussion
King of the Hill jump when?

Thats a funny way of spelling Kaminari

Gave me the same result.
Google can give personal results. If you are getting Manyfist with that search result instead of some Image a Ligier, maybe google has detected your raging Man Crush for Manyfist or something?

It is for me. It's almost like Google tailors your results to your past search history.

Huh, thought I was the only one with that theory.

Hey, uh, question for SMTAnon if he's around. Does Vladmir's Offering /really/ not make a vampire and /actually/ not give you a taste for blood?

Well, there was that one guy who was working on one like a year ago, but it turned out to be really fucking awful and the thread asked him to stop.

Until someone tries again you can always try the Sitcom jump.

REBORN was working on one recently, but he disappeared again.

Glad to know that you like it!

Ihu Papa'a Lo'ihi Nui- Yeah, that was what I was thinking would happen. I'll make it a little clearer.

Skeleton Clothes- Yes, it would let you walk around as a skeleton when you have your "clothes" off.

Over the Moon- Well, I meant it mostly as a way to get really high and potentially do things in space. There's one plot arc where a pair of monkeys send a rocket full of bananas into space, only to realize they have no bananas to eat. They ask Gladys, the cow who jumped over the moon, to repeat her feat and snag the bananas on the way; she does get the bananas, but she eats them herself since the trip took quite some time. But I see how it could be used in the way you're suggesting.

Honk Around the Clock- Yes, I mean "of" instead. Thanks for noticing that!

Pilot to China- Yes, it has to be the same planet. I'll make that clear.

Vladmir's Offering does not make its user a vampire, nor does it give them a taste for blood, sadly.

>Keijo

Whose idea was that in-universe, anyway? I mean, who comes up with that kind of sport, and how does it then get so popular that actual academies and training camps exist for it that replace normal high school?

Sure, sure, the Starcraft in South Korea, but we're talking about this replacing public schooling here.

>Whose idea was that in-universe, anyway?
Probably a jumper

So /jc/, something occurs to me.

Many jumps are based in properties where the main cast are children or teens. Thus as a result a jumper will spend quite a lot of time in their lives with children and/or teens as their main non-companion company.

So I ask, is there a list of perks that can improve your patience/make you harder to annoy/etc?

I know of one in Fate/Stay Night.

There are a few, and damned if I can remember any of them now that you've asked. Fuck. This is gonna bother me.

Alright, thanks. Just making sure, because, uh, a lot of times such statements are not entirely sincere.

senpai here's the secret that most of you forgot by now:

Your background is generally the same age, and backgrounds are supposed to have as much influence during the jump as the rest of your history combined.

So you, as a child or teenager, should be capable of dealing with other children and teenagers.

Unless you're a drop-in only kind of guy.

The Watson 100 CP perk in Sherlock Holmes.

>implying that's a teenager thing
You aren't an adult if you think that being older makes you any less insufferable or stupid than when you were underaged.

The human brain isn't finished growing until the twenties, and the impulse control and decision making centers are the last things still being improved.

The older ones are less insufferable on account of not being able to keep it up for nearly as long. They get tired sooner and either have more responsibilities to attend to or get chased off by the police for vagabondry.

That would explain so much in so many settings.

Jumpers, how many cocks do you swallow daily?

Thinking about it I suppose you're right. You just get the impression that it does by the fact that you're more free to chose who you spend time with as an adult, and as a result tend to be around people you get along with a higher percentage of the time.

Not enough.

Keep in mind that Keijo apparently dates back to ancient Egypt, so it's even crazier than you probably thought.

None. My time in Legend of Zelda and Skyrim has made sure that I shall never harm poulty again.

How dangerous is Dark Souls if you take Beginning of An Age?

>ancient Egypt

OF COURSE IT'S THE EGYPTIANS

IT'S ALWAYS THE EGYPTIANS

You don't have to be responsible or likable as a person to function in society.

Adults are no less shitty than children, the only difference is that adults usually pay their own bills and have to reign their bullshit in when they're working.

We know it goes back to Egypt because the "Ass of Babylon" girl, who can copy people's techniques by groping them, touched a mummy and got a crotch-seeking ass-missile technique.

I don't know. How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>Gameplay-wise
WHY the fuck does the Persona 5 jump mention "Gameplay"?! REEE

And what the fuck kind of name is "Nasty Crimeboy"? Is he a stripper in his off-time?

This is probably the most nonsensical thing I have ever read.

I'm betting it spawned a metric shit ton of rule 34

I know you're talking about chicken, but my jumper is legitimately kind of a semen demon.

Would using Digital Progenitor from Digimon Tamers jump on Dragon from Worm turn her into a Digimon?

There's a weird inverse relationship between how much titillation there is in a work, and how much lewd gets made by fans.

Not as much as you'd think, it's more funny than anything.

Like, the manga takes an inherently ridiculous premise and plays it as straight and seriously as it can, almost like a battle shonen. It's entertaining, but I don't think it's really that arousing. It's hard to explain, but you get it if you read the manga.

Except for Senran Kagura, apparently. And Fairy Tail. And Taimanin Asagi (probably?).

It's like Prince of Tennis

>spoiler

I wouldn't know.

>I've already put on the last suit I'll ever wear.
>posts an image that isn't the Men in Black

Probably not, I think you'd get a non-Digimon digital lifeform like Gennai from Adventure/02 or the DigiGnomes from Tamers.

It probably would break her shackles or give her the ability to do so herself though. And it /might/ allow her to "Bioemerge" and form a real body.

B-but, it's a power to launch her ass at crotches! How is that not receiving /all/ the rule 34 anal pics?

Well, let's see.

You have:

A woman and daughters, all of whom can summon massive firestorms (as in, nation-sized) and manipulate life.

A man and his armies, all of whom control lightning and the man himself controls the very concept of light, the sun, and lightning.

A skeleton man who controls the concept of death as well as any being that dies, giving himself infinite unending armies.

A race of people who literally cannot die to anything, who can control the darkness itself, warp themselves to suit their needs, alter reality with the power of their souls, and who use unique magic, weapons, and armor that are infused with the power of Darkness and are themselves alive.

Plus one big dragon who is a master sorcerer and manipulates souls and beings to create abominations and spells to almost equal the rest in combat prowess (the crystal shit came later).

Vs. massive armies of nigh-unkillable dragons as big as the mountains themselves, who are a credible threat to these five armies/individuals.

So it's a pretty decent challenge compared to regular Dark Souls.

Can I import a mask into Dishonored 2 for the optics option, I have a mask that stays on in all situations which could use optics and a nice skull themed alt form.

Where was it ever implied that the Lord Souls let them control things on a conceptual level or summon nation sized firestorms?

>as big as the mountains themselves,
They're like 60 feet tall, tops.

Mountains were smaller in those days.

Did you even play 1?

Conceptual whining makes me laugh because it always assumes a scale equivalent to real life, whereas in Dark Souls the sun is literally just in the sky.

Seath or any of the pussies you see in game =/= Normal Eternal Dragon

Did you ever get to the end of Dragon's Peak?

Didn't intend for imports on that front, sorry.
Can't you use the armsfusion crafter or duct tape or item breeding or alchemizing to merge them?

Does the Mistcloak from Mistborn do anything post-jump? Because one of its features relies on cultural status and the other relies on setting-specific environmental features.

That last one is less 'fans' and more the official artists making a lot of extra art.

Damn, guess I can pick up a telescopic vision power for the first one and find another way to keep the skull mask on. I found out how the Dishonored mask stays on despite having no straps, I don't trust the flimsy method. I mean fucking hell clamping on to the skull by the temple.

Too bad I was hoping to turn her into a dragon type digimon because of her name. Still the possibility of her being able to evolve past her shackles sounds cool.

Besides ones that are infinite what jump has the longest time extension drawback?

I think current record holder for a solid time is German Hollow Quest with something like 6 billion years.

70 Million, not even close to a Billion.

Can you buy Devoted Host in Sword and Sorcery more than once?

Kindly Couple, From Superman The Animated Series, Is exactly that power and then some

"Kindly Couple' Who in the fuck would take that Perk"... Now I'm Suggesting it to people lol

Do you ever just... look at most of the Final Fantasy jumps and... ugh.

Nah, m8. Looks okay to me.

Because it's all about the journey, not the destination. Or something.

>Conceptual whining makes me laugh because it always assumes a scale equivalent to real life, whereas in Dark Souls the sun is literally just in the sky.
>man himself controls the very concept of light, the sun, and lightning.
Controlling the concept of light is still far and away beyond anything Gwyn was ever implied to be capable of. Especially considering the metaphysical importance of light in Dark Souls.

>Seath or any of the pussies you see in game =/= Normal Eternal Dragon
Look at the one staring down the silver knight in the intro.

>Did you ever get to the end of Dragon's Peak?
Pretty sure that dragon's only as big as the peak of the mountain. Still huge, but not literally mounting sized.

The true r34 was the friends we made along the way

I think it fixes an uncomfortably high amount of problems. Like my Character fills in gaps way more often than i create them for him/me to fill

jumpers daily meal plan
first breakfast.
7/5s of a 40% solution of conceptual alcohol and Sake Coconut juice , four Ten Yolk Eggs scrambled with Velveeta. Fire salt to taste

Second breakfast
5 ft.3 of fortified and refined zerg biomass, garnished with 27 Supears one whole French Toark

First Lunch
5 acres of scrap from the infinite junkyard. Five minutes of the 20% energy output of the 40 paragon resource generators I have in that one Terraria world I have dedicated entirely to them that I have reserved for this meal.

Second lunch
aggregate feed of everything posted on the Internet that day, 88 pounds of Magnetite, 2 gallons of Air Aqua

First Dinner
2 gallons of ethically obtained human blood , 2 pounds of the spice, pulled Jewel meat in King vinegar sauce on diskworld dwarf bread sandwich.
Second dinner
five whole roast BB pill bug with Melk Stardust seasoning ,5 Supears

I don't see any chicken on here so zero

the thing about being an amorphous protean mass of tangible Umbra is you can have whatever parts in whatever configuration you desire, so whether alone or with a lover positions are As wild as your imagination, so an average of 30.

Sports Jump! I love this one! It's a little barebones, sure, but it offers a great base for writing. The Rival option has all kinds of love poured into it and it shows. Be sure to pick up the comfiest shoes ever!

>Strike Witch Rugby
>Kamen Rider Keepaway
>Shaman Shuffleboard
>Superhero Soccer
>Real Steel-style Robot Boxing
>MMA Strip Fighting

The possibilities are endless.

>Calvinball
Best suggest in the whole thread right here.

I worked in Retail before I started Jumping. Teenagers have nothing on Soccer moms who bought something at another store and don't have the receipt.

Honestly, it was a huge step down in my stress level.

Given I eat eggs for breakfast, probably somewhere between one and six depending on how things would have turned out. Yes, I know this is an extremely stupid comment. I literally cannot help myself.

What jumps have lightning/electric powers?

>1st spoiler
Explain senpai.

whats there to do in sailor moon?