All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon

>All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.
>In the middle of the road.
>And he said:
>"Name the best game in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well, Veeky Forums?

The game of pretend.

The one you're playing right now

>The one you're playing right now

So basically: this is just a tribute?

that's like, quite subjective my man.

I CAST SMITE
SUFFER NOT THE DAEMON TO LIVETH

The rape game.

>that's like, quite subjective my man.

10/10 lost your soul

Hero Quest

This is not the best game in the world.

This is just a tribute

>I CAST SMITE
>SUFFER NOT THE DAEMON TO LIVETH

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked you: "(snort) Be you angel?"

>and we said nay
>we are but Kender

Pathfinder. I don't think that's the right answer, but I bet the demon does.

>that pic

THERE'S ONLY ONE SONG I KNOW HOW TO PLAY. DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PLAY IT, SHINY DEMON?

J kɴow oɴMʏ oɴe soɴG. do ʏou ReᴀMMʏ wᴀɴt me to pMᴀʏ Jt?

The one you write together with your friends and perfectly tailor to the kind of games you like to play.

>only playing one sort of game

FATAL

Sex

Sex is not a game, technically.
One could say dating is.

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>Pathfinder.
>I don't think that's the right answer, but I bet the demon does.

kek'd

Warhammer: Age of Sigmar

The Game.
You lost.

>writing only one system

Scramble for Porn Mags in Space V3. DUH

I eat his soul.

The prisoner dilemma is the essence of the perfect game.

I'd play it

Only insofar that it describes a set of rules that lead towards a range of success and failure states.

It is relevant to gaming - but as a game-in-itself, I think you would find the participant's enjoyment to be limited.

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GURPS, obviously.

You don't seem to get it

The player isn't the prisoner, it's the warden

Conceal,
don't feel.

Stop shilling Strike!

Why does Veeky Forums keep shilling Strike!?

Neir Automata

>or I'll eat your soul
Oh? I'll get to take over another demon? Yum!

The game you played in August, the summer before high school, you can't remember all the rules but you remember the smell of sunscreen and barbeque. You're cousins taught you how to play, a cute blonde smiled at you and for the first time in your life you felt like you were home.

Portal for /v/idya. All-Star Mafia for Veeky Forums.

Dungeon Wor-aaaaarrrrhgghmuhsoul

Calvinball

/thread

Pathfinder? GURPS? Age of Sigmar?

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I'll shill Unknown armies till the day i die.

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The World of Greyhawk pre-3.0e

Dungeons the dragoning 40,000 7th edition.

D6 fantasy/adventure

Mah nigga

The one that will take me to my end.

So we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
It was the best game in the woooorld
The best game in the world
Come into my realm and its easy to see
If you roll these dice and make the DC
this is fantasy

GURPS is best

v2 was better. With v3, I'm stuck with like 2 dozen people in my house every weekend wanting to play. I don't even know half of them, they just appeared out of nowhere...

Asshole.

To be reductive helps no-one.

>how to lose your soul in under 3 seconds

"D&D 3.5, ALL SOURCEBOOKS, RULES AS WRITTEN"

And I get ready to kick his ass when he goes for my soul

Be you an angel?

I just lost The Game.

It's been YEARS dildo, why you do thi

Is it no longer possible for people to like a thing? Is every recommendation just a shill? Why play or like anything?

Why is HeroQuest never being discussed on Veeky Forums?

Because you can't really add anything else to it with any discussion.
It's perfect.

Nay, we are but men!

NA or UK rules?

ROCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

...Yes.

I don't know man, I never checked what rules the box has on it. I'm from neither US or UK.

Obviously you have something in mind as the answer, man. If you wanted someone to play your game with you, you just had to ask. So, what are we playing?

Does any of your monsters have more than 1 body point? If they do it's NA rules. If everything has just 1 BP it's UK rules. There are more differences, but that's the most obvious.

NA it is then!

>There are more differences, but that's the most obvious.
Such as?

>Eventually, the demon grew bored of waiting for Veeky Forums to stop arguing and give a definitive answer, and so he left. Veeky Forums did not notice him leaving, as they were engrossed in their debate over differing methods of playing pretend.

Some of the names are different. Zargon is called Morcar in UK

There are no chaos spells in UK

UK uses equipment cards while NA just has the Armory buy screen

NA has more artifacts

And a few minor differences in the actual rulebook

> Kill this fucker