Half-Elves

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Oh? Which "species" am I a traitor to? My Irish heritage, which are still stereotyped as drunken idiots, my native american heritage which have been taken advantage of and almost drove to extinction, to both sides of my family who hate me for being part of the other, or to the human race in general for being a half breed?

Fuck you, you worthless, shit eating maggot. Do the world a favor and suck start a fucking shot gun.

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Calm down potato nigger its just the internet.

He meant the human species, because you like elves. Chill.

at least I'm not dumb enough to confuse 'ethnicity' and 'culture' with 'species'.

Are you currently drinking? because this is why people think Irish people are drunk and stupid.

If you're currently sober you just might only be the latter and not the former.

Wow dude you really overreacted I think someone needs take some time off the internet. If you couldn't catch it, he was insinuating that you were a traitor because you didn't hate half elves.

He's Irish and native American that means he drinks extra hard and isnt functional while he drinks

I just thought of something, are half elfs fertile?

If elfs and humans are indeed separate species as our human supremacist friend says then the resultant child should be infertile like a mule, liger, or goldfinch.

I doubt Half orcs would be fertile.

kek

fpbp

I'm calm, I was making a point. I guess subtlety isn't your strong suit?
Elves aren't real. lrn2context.
You missed the point so hard, you're shooting backwards. Way to inadvertently support that point, though.
Yep, subtlety absolutely isn't the strong suit. Let me break it down
a. I'm a half breed
b. I've been treated like shit because of that by both sides of the family
c. I like half elves because in most settings, that's the same sort of position they are put in. I also like half-orcs.
d. it would be hypocritical to hate half elves for the exact same reason that I myself am hated.
e. if two things can breed, and the offspring is not sterile, then they are technically of the same species.
Commit suicide.
Never found anything suggesting half elves were sterile in any setting.

Still faggots.

>subtlety

you got called out for being a retard. just take your lumps and stop responding

>another American claiming to be Irish
>mug heritage

You're an ameriblob not Irish, fuck off

>Never found anything suggesting half elves were sterile in any setting.

Never found anything suggesting fictional thing had made up trait in fake fucking setting.

Gratz.

Write a thesis paper on it. Get your PhD in make believe.

Half-faggots/

Take your buckshot to the mouth, and I'll consider it.
You fuck off.
Because any sort of metaphor or parallel in fiction doesn't matter. The issue of race and ostracizing of half breeds can only be addressed in the most hamfisted and blatant fashions. But no, I'M the immature one, not the people who not only shit on people who like a fictional race that they don't, as well as being actual racists. You should consider suicide as well.

>people being legit racists
>surprised when the victim tells them to kill themselves

how you fuckers able to breathe with your heads so far up your own asses huh?

because it was fake racism at first, now we're just saying things to make him cry. doesn't mean we're actually racist. why don't you two go whine somewhere else?

Autism speaks.

oh that's fucking rich, coming from the one having autismal fits over meanies on the internet and being able to take the bantz? by the way, not getting the joke in the first place is a sign of autism

>uncreative shitposting
>""""bantz""""

In your dreams, /v/eddit.

I live next to a reserve and let me tell you asshole there is not a fucking day that goes by that I do not hear police sirens and wish that white people had not sealed the deal with your kind.

There's hope for Veeky Forums still. thank you.
>I'm not racist, I'm just being an insufferable prick to someone over their race for the sake of being an ass hole
Oh, that's so much better.
learn to detect samefag, you retarded cum guzzler
>it's just a joke, bro
Racism isn't a fucking joke. I gave my opinion on a fictional race because of it's parallels to my real life situation, and you fuckers jump the gun and go full /b/. Here's my impression of you;
>HURRR CASUAL RACISM IS JUST BANTER DURRRRRR
>FUCK THE FACT THAT UR ALMOST EXTINCT, MUH STEREOTYPES ARE FUNNY
>OMG I SUCK SUCH HUGE COCKS OMNOMNOM

I'm absolutely serious when I suggest that you consider suicide. You are a detriment to the human race as a whole, and the world will be just a little bit better without you. Faggots like you are why I'm so ashamed of my white side more than anything.

>reserve
>police sirens
This is how I know you are a lying faggot, because regular police don't have jurisdiction on reserves. Should I buy a bulk order of buckshot to send one shell to each of you to eat?

Sounds like you're bringing you personal fucking problems to the table in Which pretty much makes you "That Fucking Guy."

He shitposts about Elves and Mary-Fucking Sue Half Elves, people rib him, then he starts in with "IMMA DRUNK IRISHMAN AND NATIVE AMERICAN AND IMMA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP." Of course he's gonna get blown up for that.

I've got Native American ancestry too. I'm not fucking crying about it online.

Also stop telling me I can't fucking hate.
I'm not advocating for racism and systematic oppression of my fellow man.

I'm advocating speciesism - the system of oppression and exploitation of other species and races. Which no human being would be alive without.

"We do not hate the alien because he is different, we hate the alien because he had naught but hate in his heart for us."
-Emperor's Thought For The Day.

>Racism isn't a fucking joke

then you CLEARLY don't have any friends of different races. i call my saudi friend a sand nigger and he calls our black friend a porch monkey all the time. it's called a sense of humor, get one.

I don't bring my problems to the table. My friends aren't a bunch of racist dick suckers, so the problem doesn't come up. Also consider suicide.

bitch I can read the fucking thread. He gave his opinion AND his reason why, and you fuckin dickholes jumped into the real racism like flies on shit. at least flies are less disgusting than you

Elv=/=Elf

if orcs are the niggers of the fantasy world, what are the elves?

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rcmp-grc.gc.ca/pubs/abo-aut/fncps-spcpn-eng.htm

Try to go a little easier on the Lysol, chief.

Right, because being called mutt, worthless, disgusting, abomination, degenerate, and told I should kill myself by both sides of my family was so fucking funny, that I want more of it from other people too. Also,

>b-b-but I'm not racist! I have colored friends! r-really guiz!

>WoW elfs
>big and manly

look, if people aren't joking and calling you shit then fuck them, but don't bitch to people who have a dark sense of humor. and yes, go actually talk to colored people, they love joking about race. this isn't a sjw safe space, we're gonna joke around and call each other nigger faggots, if that bothers you then go to reddit

The First Nations Policing Program (FNPP), administered by Public Safety Canada
>Canada
Because USA, Mexico, and Central America totally follow Canada's example, and their provisions apply across the entire continent. Get an education you fucking pleb.

Why do you think anyone here cares about your problems?

Listen you stupid mick, this is a place where people give each other shit.
It's part of the politically incorrect appeal of this shithole.
It's filled with assholes and no one is asking you to be nice, either.
We're going to make fun if you, you're waifu, your favorite anime, your race, your ethnicity, your mom's terrible fashion sense, anything at all.
Why? Because that's what we do.
We don't care what color you are, we're going to call you a nigger. We don't care how many or how few dicks you've taken up the ass, we're still going to call you a faggot.
If you can't stand the bants, boyo, you best fuck off to the nearest tumblr hugbox, stat.

No. You can't into English apparently.
>I personally like half-elves. Then again, I probably relate to them since I'm a bit of a mutt IRL.

>Don't listen to this fucking collaborator. He's a traitor to his species.

>species.

Not race. You dumbfuck. Species.

>Oh? Which "species" am I a traitor to? My Irish heritage, which are still stereotyped as drunken idiots, my native american heritage...

He does not understand the difference between Species and Race.

Then he kept responding and trying to play off how much of a dumbass he is.

If someone just randomly calls me a nigger or whatever else without any real context to my actual race, I don't care. This shit started when I brought up what my race was, because god forbid, it applied to the reasoning on my opinion of a fictional race that has parallel circumstances. THEN people start tearing into me for my actual race. That's not dark humor, that's bullshit.
Why do you think nobody loves you, you pathetic piece of shit?

>Listen you stupid mick, this is a place where people give each other shit.
>It's part of the politically incorrect appeal of this shithole.
Wrong board, autist. back to /b/, or /pol/, whichever.

You're the one who insisted on making this thread about you. You have only yourself to blame for everyone turning on you.
You could have left and no one would ever have known.
But your autism kept you posting and responding.

no, we were making fun of your actual race because you were being a whiny little bitch about a fictional species and we knew it would bother you

>It's your fault I'm an asshole!
Kill yourself.

does anyone have any webms of wood elves from TW:WH getting gunned down?

hey suicide isn't a joke! that's super offensive! how could you be so heartless!?

I'm not the one throwing the autistic tantrum, brah.

Way to shift the goalposts mongrel.

>You're the one who insisted on making this thread about you.

The thread wouldn't be about him if people stopped responding to him and egging him on.

>thread about half elves and someone mentions their race and blogs

>one user talks shit as per usual on Veeky Forums

>blogger proceeds to write a thesis on how this is bad and throws a tantrum drawing attention as the trolls smell blood in the water

>proceeds to wonder why everyone dogpiled on him when he showed how he was sensitive about race

You were asking for it.

>He does not understand the difference between Species and Race.
>Synonyms for race
>noun ethnic group
issue
blood
breed
clan
color
cultures
family
folk
house
kin
kinds
kindred
line
lineage
nationality
offspring
people
progeny
seed
> species
stock
strain
tribe
type
variety
cultural group
Same fucking thing in context. If not, then the definition of species is "a group of living organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes or interbreeding."
So which is it, are you a racist, a fictional racist, a retard who can't n2 english, or all 3?
>I'm an asshole because it's fun!
Also kill yourself.

People wouldn't be egging him on if he wasn't showing such weakness. They're like sharks smelling blood.
What would be ignored is now an open buffet.

>I don't know what shifting goalposts mean!

Nice victim blaming, shitlord

>it's his fault for responding to shitposts directed at him!

Spoken like a true shitposter.

It's not the responding that triggers more attacks, it's the fact that you're getting clearly angry and that makes our dicks hard.

dictionary.com/browse/race?s=t
noun
1.
a contest of speed, as in running, riding, driving, or sailing.
2.
races, a series of races, usually of horses or dogs, run at a set time over a regular course:
They spent a day at the races.
3.
any contest or competition, especially to achieve superiority:
the arms race; the presidential race.

My Bad. I didn't know we were talking about NASCAR this entire time. Next time point that out earlier so I won't have to spam so many shitposts. You could have saved me like 45 minutes of wasted time.

As an American I can safely say we don't want him. Maybe the Injuns will take him.

Nigger I proved why I'm not the liar you called me and you tried to make it something else.

But the dude is right. Shit talking is par for the course on Veeky Forums. People ignore it and the trolls move on. What he did was show he was sensitive and wrote up rants about it, making their troll cocks even harder as more people saw it and dived in for it.

Had he ignored it or rolled with the punches nobody would care. I'm more surprised that he didn't think showing weakness was gonna draw that attention on Veeky Forums. Making me believe he is new as fuck, or a troll himself.

Keebler elves are fat because they eat fucking cookies all day long, not because of some fundamental design difference.

GUYS! WTF HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD? I *KNOW* Veeky Forums IS SMARTER THAN THIS!

I'm , I posted that and went to browse the storythread since I know how slow this board can be, and this is what I come back to find? Did no one pick up on such a sudden shift in attitude? I though you people were better than this.

And you, motherfucker, take your stupid shit back to /b/ where you belong.

It's a troll himself, I'm the original "mutt" and don't really give a fuck. Hell, I even drink.

This thread rolled a fucking 1 on perception lol

Don't listen to him, he's trying to impersonate me. I'm the half breed, and you're all a bunch of racist pigs who need to kill yourselves, especially this imposter.

Where did you even come up with Irish/Native anyways, aside from baiting people into the drunk stereotype?

Ignore this nigger, guys, I'm the real (half) nigger, this motherfucker is trying to rustle you, don't let him. Sage in all fields.

fuck you guys i'm the feathered leprechaun, but i'm also a vampire. except instead of blood i need a mixture of alcohol and cocaine

I'm one of those guys who thinks a half of human improves everything.

I gotta give him credit, at least he took a post and ran with it and put in some effort unlike most trolls these days. Irish and Injun mix? Black and white would be too obvious, nobody cares about Mexicans and it'd be too obvious with Trump memes, so choosing a weird mix gave it believability. He's no master at the craft, but I like it. Solid effort.

But this got me curious, troll mutt user, what was the story behind that? How and why did ya jump for that?

We can make it Veeky Forums related since you were roleplaying. What was the Irish and Indian's backstory?

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New England/Canada maybe. All it takes is an Irish ancestry dude traveling from New York or Boston to certain parts of Maine and there you have it.

I'm French/Scottish with Native American ancestry same deal. Only Canada was involved.

There are pockets of different ethnic groups and heritages everywhere in North America.

Fuck, get out more and actually understand this great country of ours.

>alcohol and cocaine
Oh snap, maybe I was wrong about my race. Looking for feathers and my pot of gold, now lol
True, I'll give him that. I thought the overt SJW tones would have given him away, but he did have a good amount of subtlety. 7/10, it's been a while since I've seen a troll that went beyond "herp derp gaiz i r so we todd edd" lol.

Back on topic, though, since it seems he fucked off after being called out;

Would they be bi, or just faggots in the closet? I mean, they are only HALF elf, so that means they should only be HALF gay, right? I would assume it would half their kinsey scale ranking, but that would rely on how gay full elves are.

If some posters want to fuck male elves, that makes the posters faggots.

pic related

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Well yeah, I know the mix isn't unheard of, just wondering why he chose that, if it was any more than just to get the double drunk stereotype going. If it were me, I would have chosen german/irish for that.

>Fuck, get out more
what, and have less time for Veeky Forums? I may be a nigger, but I have my priorities straight

>male elves
did you just assume their gender, shitlord!?!?
sarcasm for humor btw, poe's law, etc

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sauce? reverse search gave me nothing

And just like we make fun of everyone, we make fun of the illiterate

>you're waifu

I mean come on, man. If you're gonna go on some pretentious rant about the 'values' of Veeky Forums at least fuckin' proofread it. The typos just make it even more cringey.

Newfaggot.

Came here to say this.

incase

>implying I haven't fully accepted the fact that I was, indeed, OP the whole time

Why are so many cosplay porn stars so "meh"? The only cute ones I see there are Azu-nyan, Kurisu(tina!), Sawako, Remilia, and Yukiko :/

>come back after a bit
>mfw 90% of my thread is -not- about half-elves

Much appreciated, elegan/tg/entleman.

This was the dude fucking all the chicks. They probably couldn't pay the hot ones to spend the time with him.

Wow. This thread sure went to some weird places.

Comic is alfie. buttsmithy.com/ is where it's hosted/updated on. It's also porn.

>So if Veeky Forums thinks elves are faggots, what then, are half-elves?
Gay marriage-opposed Republicans?