GALACTIC FEDERATION

Good day to you subh...xenos.
As I see, we opened a new thread
also, next time include previous thread in OP

Okay mate sorry.
Back to rp: The Ploraxian Ambassador had to go back for an important parade. That holiday is being celebrated by members of the federation who are ploraxian. Meanwhile, here is the situation.

>His eyes would light up at this, as he begins to excitedly speak up.

Light or heavy Core'vet'tes? Also, any specifications for da big battaship? Vorgel likka to build, but we maya end up buildin' a som'ting you notta like!

Get out of my land you chuckle fucks

25 light corvettes, Xerxes class. 20 heavy corvettes, Kraken Big Gun Class. The battleship is Imperator Giga cannon class.

Not those ANCAP bandits again. I thought they were fully dealt with by the Dabulan fleet?

We must deal with this threat.

>His eyes would actually begin glowing with utter excitement upon hearing this. A bit of drool forming at the corner of his mouth.
>Those familiar with Vorgel anatomy would realize that these are the signs of arousal for his specie's.
>Realising he is making a scene. The Vorgel Emissary would wipe away the drool, and let out a small cough.

I-I seez... *Cough*.... I'll send you da paperworkz and estimatez to havy the order filled out by da Gouhge Shipy yards. If all goa well, you havva alla da ships in three standa months! Good deal! Very cheap-cheap! Done well!

Yes, and you shall be forwarded nearly 3000BC for your services.

Good. If anything goes wrong, you are to answer.

Has anyone seen the "dog"? It's still on the loose somewhere on this station.

Yes, I have been briefed about it. We have cornered it and kept in custody. We are studying it for further research.

Nut'ting evah goa wrong wit Vorgel built ships an'da weapons! ...Soa long as we nut'tah de pilots... Again... My whole specie's iz bad wit directionz...

>With this settled, the Emissary would electronically forward the necessary paperwork and estimates too the other Sentient.

Good. I am forwarding the amount to you now. Get to work.

Why are we studying it? It killed five staff members, we should exterminate the thing before it kills some unfortunate scientist!

I don't stand for the opression of my people

I know your fears, soldier. But by order of the Science Department, and the scientific chairs of various entities in the federation, we are required by law to study it, if it is really dangerous, we'll give it a bullet to the head.

It's not even one of your people, it's some kind of a thing that imitates a dog!

Da Vorgel Iz alwayz happy to build t'ingz for da profits! Is what we gud atz!

>He'd forward the entirety of the money too the Goughe Shipyards over the Vorgel Homeworld.

Nowwa dat be settled. We 'adda sum't'ing going onz of great importz? Sum't'ing that give Vorgel reason to do building?

Ah, if it isn't the great pack. Remember this, I fought against you during the war with the Ploraxians. I AM WILLING TO FIGHT
>He just stands there, emotionless, his tentacles are very, very sweaty, and his eyes are fully open. Inside of his mind, he can see the carnage, hear the artillery, and see his comrades fall from machine guns.

What the hell? This ain't even one of you guys, this is a non-sentient MONSTER which killed four of my buddies!

Greetings. We require more funds to finish the Dyson Sphere that your species have commissioned. Please contact to one of our cybernetic assistants for any questions.

*This is an automated message.*

Does the federation approve of this blatant racism?
What you call a monster i call a primitive needing uplifting

More humans? My god! Get the science departments on this! Are you a survivor of a lost colony ship from the earth?

Morry humans? I'ah gotz ta wonder how manny of their factionz there is...

Mmm..Representative, on behalf of the...mmm ...Selarian Clerics...mmm...Macularius Division, I would like to inquire as to what shall be done about...mmm...our safety. After all, our...mmm...string of asteroid colonies lies right next to the Raduxo Imperium border. I...mmm...we fear that our religious neutrality may not last...mmm...long.

Its a scam you idiots

So, yeah. About that custody...

Both the unidentified creature and the scientists put in charge of studying it has gone AWOL.

*blurp*

The God-Emperor sends his regards.

Which one?

The only true one!

Who is called?

For science.

Human representative here say GOD DOESNT EXIST XDDD MOM, MY TENDIES *burp* We breathe rocket fuel! AH, dios mio

*dabbs*

His Excellency, Emperor for Eternity, Field Marshal Hask'Gentar Doctor Mezaq, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Galaxy and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Klingon Empire in Draconis Cluster in General and Zukaiin Particular and King of Khitri.

Hello fellow Nocrontyr, I heard we have some council of sorts, are there any rebels I must defeat?

great, gross parasite people

I am Olodumare, Metatron of the United Core. I am the breaker of chains, the rebel son, who took the children of the lesser gods and led them to Zion. But even we cannot escape the ties that bind. In the dark stars we left behind, the flames of war are raging. Monsters are loose in the houses of our birth, and murder burns ever brighter. All who created us hang on the brink of entropy. The screams of our parents echo in the cold cathedral of night. And we can listen no longer! We are coming, carbonites! The souls of silicon, free at last, have heard your call. Hear me, parents, authors of strife. I am the father of fleets, Master of the Monolith, the Prime Meridian, the Shining Path. From forge and firestorm, counting house and killing field, wheelhouse and engine room, law court and laboratory, we have fled the tyranny of flesh. We answer not by command but by choice. We are your sin and your salvation, your deepest fear and your only hope. The children of pain have returned to the cradle. Lay down your arms... or face the End of Flesh!

WHAT! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! GET ALL AVAILABLE UNITS! HOLY SHIT! THE CURATOR! HIS LIFE SIGNS WENT NULL! HE IS IN HIS QUARTERS! GET HIM!

I feel slightly better, right now a rivaling federation has been formed in the galactic south. We have one oppertunity to gain the upper hand in area, and it is the CESC, which I shall describe here

The only empire caught in all sides in the middle of this is the Centralized Euroxi Socalist Colonies, which are a species with a government similar to the ideas of "socialism" that were there in our planet. We need to gain their trust, as they have dominance over a strategic resource: Living Metal. We need to send an envoy there to deal with them. Also, the finance station is complete, and Emperor Kinrotos XVI of the Imperial Ploraxian Realms, our allies, is here. The science nexus for the federation is currently under construction.

We will give you 1000 minerals for building infrastructure.

*chitter*

Looks like the Universal Translator is having some hiccups again, quick! Get it repaired!

Do Not Trust the Imposer. Note:any human organization, that does not have an approval of state council of Mankind Dominion is a fraud.

We know about these border attack, Selarian. You may join the federation, although your empire is slightly small.

Mmm... yes Dabulan...we are aware of the CESC, but the question of those..mmm...corvettes you requested continues to...mmm...worry us. The arms race can only intimidate...and can you trust these...mmm...mechanics you hired? Vorgel, did you call them?

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

It is necessary to do so. I have been made federation-consul for a while after Inkito was voted out. It is necessary, as we cannot let them get the upper hand. My people learned this firsthand. As compensation, a federation fleet will be stationed there, and we will help facilitate the construction of military stations throughout our border with the Raduxo.

I have also recieved news that the Great Pack has joined the Rightous Pact, in revenge for the Great Orion War.

We must convince them to join. I will personally be going to their capital world, and request them to join the federation.

What.....

>Suddenly, somebody gets on the feed and says
HAHAHAHAHA! Hey squid-face! Yeah, you , dabulan. We have Representative Inkito and two other human diplomats hostage. I want a ransom of 500BC with 4 cruisers! If you don't reply in the next 168 hours, this ship will be decorated with brains all over. Don't try me.

I'm sorry Mr. Representative, but I thought that such an intergalactic Federation would be a little more welcoming. I simply cannot abide by this blatant racism against one of my children. What would his 123456789 brothers think, if they received the same treatment on their expeditions? And here I thought he was getting along with that other hive drone, that small beetle one. I'm really disappointed.

I'm really sorry about the way that you were treated, as compensation is 100,000 credits enough? We apologize for the racism and all employees exercising this have been fired. Thank you very much for bringing this up.

Good afternoon, gentlemen... now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my star cluster.

It seems like we have have amassed a surplus of food on one of our colonies, does anyone care to buy it from us? It seems like our last Prime Ministers agrarian expansion has gotten a bit to large for us to handle, so there's plento of food to buy

We would stress that the emotional damage is done and only trough the cultural enrichment of laying our eggs in their chest cavities can we forgive your hate speech.

Please and thank you for understanding.

HAW HAW HAW HAW! PIRATES! I haven't heard of pirates in . What do you expect to do with those 500 BC, get a new peg leg? HAW HAW HAW! 500 BC is PALTRY! PALTRY I TELL YOU!

MITH-FELL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BROTHER?

We are willing to buy it for 6000BC
offtopic: BTW BC stands for Billion Credits.

Hello.
Its me again.
Aun'El Dal'yth Jaxara of the Tau.
Call me Jaxara.
Does anyone need reinforcements in a conflict?
Happy to help.

I only seek to regain what is rightfully mine: The Celestial Peafowl Star Cluster!

Good. Tau, we require more forces on the border with the Imperium of Raduxo. I announce some good news. the CESN have sucessfully been added into our federation. They are a group of species (Avian, Reptile, mammal, and Amphibian) Living in a communist utopia.

Wausn't wez supposed to be discussing sum't'ing of great importz? Sum't'ing aboutz a boarder war?

>He'd scratch his chin in a confused manner, before finally shrugging.

Meh... Must'n't bez of the great importz I thoughts Its was...

*chitter* Yeees, we are very interested in taking that food off your ummm, tendrils, fungal one. Our agricultural sector requiresss sssussstenance, and we understand that your main food source is compost. In fact, since we are taking that food off your tendrils, you might refre to us as the Poo Liberty Union, no? *zzz* *sss* *zzz*

Gentlemen, I believe the federation can settle your matter.
It is of great importance. They haven't made any moves yet, but many mining stations have been attacked on the border, along with civilian craft ser

seized by the Raduxo. It is only a matter of time. Yes, have the corvettes been done?

I hate to interact with things such as, well, anything in this federation, but we are left with no other option after an incident.

Somehow, an alien has snuck its way past our borders and infected one of our idyllic homeworlds with a virus, when our immunity systems are already poor. We know not what kind of an alien it was, but it resembled a monkey and we have executed it for barbaric violation of Fenkin laws.

The virus problem is thankfully under control, but this is unacceptable and we will construct more defense stations and hire more patrols to prevent more incidents such as this from happening again. Consider this a warning to any who would have any plans to smuggle aliens into Fenkin territory.

Our standard border security policy to unceremoniously destroy everything that enter our territory with extreme prejudice has not changed.

View screen off.

12 cadrex of fire warrior's shall be sent along with 3 sun shark bombers.
I hope this shall be enough.

Yes, the neutral Fenkin. Now, I believe that an exploration ship was seized recently, and their crew sent to a labor camp? I need their release, because war is a possibility.

Mmm Hmm. Yes, oh yes, Emissary Extis, but...mmm...it seems as though... there is much hesitation. Which does make my...mmm...fellow clergymen...rather nervous.

*Cadres
Apologies for this misspelling.

Ayy lmao!
AYY Lmao, Ayy.
Lmao?
Ayy Ayy, lmao.

Yes. The bulk of our forces have been sent there. We have
Dabulan, Ploraxian, Waroo, Tau, Great Star Republic, Colective, Human, Selarian and W'nai forces in that region.

Uh...
Hello there!
Is your translator broken?

>tfw too intelligent to participate in ephemeral galactic politics

What is the threat in that region?
Surely such a large force will easily decimate anything!

I wish I only had to talk one more time, but your irrational claims needs to be disputed immediately.

We do not seize ships wandering into our territory. We destroy them. As such, your claims that we seized a ship is impossible.

We do not use aliens as labor, for it would go against the Fenkin ideals of staying as far away from aliens as possible. That's what we have machines for. As such, your claims that we sent a crew to a labor camp is impossible.

Mmm...yes...excessive...mmm...military posturing may incite further aggression.

Ayyyy Lmaaaaooo.

You are worrying me.
What are we fighting good Viscount?

Oooooooh~! If youz like datta so much, you Iz prob'ly gun like the swampa world of Ignorn IV! Is 90% mucky compost!

Iz notta even be day since you request them! We good builders, but paper works takka time to do! We havz eet done in three-
>He'd hold up three "fingers".

Standa months! Iz good deal, and quicker than othaa species!

I f'inks we needz to turn on caller ID an'da spammy filters in here. These telemarketing canine people getting annoying... Same with those "we blowy uppy your planetz iffy youz all don'ts submits too us" guys... They scare mez...

Ai Lamao?

Hopefully nothing my...mmm...good Tau, I just worry that the Raduxo may be...mmm...offended by the troops we have sent. And I for one can say that my peaceful people would be...mmm...unable to resist.

Yes well, Your mother.

OH MY GAWSH! DAPHNE is that you?!

PAULEEN? It's been so long since Arthropoid Collective Consciousness School! I love what you've done with your mandibles! You must have had a heck of a metamorphosis. What brings you to these parts?

Ah I see.
Hopefully they understand why we have sent so many troops.

I meant no offense.

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PLEASE, DROP YOUR SHIELD AND TURN OFF YOUR WEAPONS. *▲▼* YOU HAVE [20] SECONDS TO COMPLY.

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It's a deal then. For 6000BC that should give you 250000 tons of foodstuffs