I, Lord Farquaad, after much deliberation, have decided to send a message to all the kingdoms of the land: I desire the hand of a princess! Now, Veeky Forums, what princesses do you have to offer me?
I am also still willing to take any Fairy tail creatures off your hands.
Why, Ogre, can't you see that all of these helpless creatures are but simple refugees? And, if I am correct, you have not paid a single property tax on your swamp for the past 35 years. I think you letting in some of these poor creatures is a good enough way to clear off all that debt isn't it? Besides, I hear that cultural diversity is a good thing nowadays!
Besides, if you were to say no, that would clearly expose yourself as a intolerable bigot. You're not a racist, bigot of a ogre, are you?
Clearly, if he has so much wine to be throwing it away freely, he has enough to water the whole kingdom! Guards, take him away, and confiscate his wine! 1 Acre of land to you, my good man!
Do not waste my time with such trivial creatures such as pigeons. Although, in this ones case, keep it. I need some pigeons for my upcoming wedding, and this one is already here.
Nonsense, the swamp is big enough for all. 8 acres to you, 1 acre for each of its legs. A fair trade, no?