Oh shit!

A lich just attacked your party out of nowhere!
How fucked are you guys?

>White Necromancer
If anything, the lich is fucked.

>Party is a heavily armed Undead Tactical Assessment, Containment and Investigations team

That lich is getting slapped with a violent conduct order after we light his ass up with pos-rounds. We'll run his credeadtials and dispatch the appropriate documentation. He knows the rules, and god help him if he's breaking the minion working conditions legislation.

>credeadtials

This guy. This guy right here.

well considering one of our party members is a mummy with a John Wayne fetish; i think they might be able to talk it out. If that fails to work, fire enchanted bullets will probably even the field.

We have a lich ourselves, and other equally strong characters. We won't break a sweat.

I dunno, man, how well do you think I'll do?

>Be me
>Be Lich
>Surrounded by a bunch of ponce adventurers who are going around trying to be all bright and noble and happy
>They think they have me bound and are trying to un-corrupt me, since they can't find my phylactery
>Stick around for shits and giggles, because the elf is hot and the dwarf's a fucking truck
>Other Lich shows up
>Some new faggot wearing his phylactery as a necklace
>Tries fucking with the mortals
>Mfw I have three months of Necromancy pent up and ready to blow on this silly fucker

We're level one. That lich one-rounded us

I just did this to my party. He came out of nowhere, caused random explosions, and demanded the party give him money. Amazingly enough, they actually gave him a magic item instead of fighting him (Ring of Warmth), and he walked away.

I'm honestly surprised the party didn't even try to figure out that the lich was really just a nonspellcasting skeleton with fancy robes and a team of kobolds setting off explosives in the background.

>Lich is basically Spiritomb, except with better stats
Umbreon could probably toxic him and tank it; if umbreon dies, hopefully the others can outspeed the lich, deal damage, or stall.

This already happened.

We lost, though he didn't kill us.

Dead, dead and dead.
Maybe my character manages to survive by using invisibility to undeads, and skedaddle out the place, but we have no chance to actually win a fight against one with a level 4 party.

We're level 4 with no casters and no magic weapons above +1, so we're pretty fucked unless we go to Crit City.

>currently in the middle of space travelling in hyperdrive
>everyone but the medic and squishy pilot is injured

We are dead.
On the plus side, space zombies.

>Be a dorf in a WHFB setting
>Party banded together to kill a troll and an entire bandit group, including a norscan
>That lich is pretty fucked my dude

Nice.

Alright, time for the followign questions OP!
What kind of Lich is it?
How many Salient abilities does the Lich have?
What base class and PrC's is it using? Is it using any variant Class features for wizards if wizard Necro Specialist
Any Lichspells
Any active Lich Power rituals?
What is it's level?
Any Lich thralls?
Any VassaLiches?
There's like 30+ something of Liches in 2e-3.5 OP.

>party of samurai who just finished their gempukku
We are pic related.

On another note, I wanted to ask you fa/tg/uys what you think of this concept for a game: system can be whatever.
>Setting is that all mortals are slowly getting corrupted by the influence of an evil God, who is making them all into its puppets
>Said evil God wants to use an ancient ritual that is basically a Planetbuster
>More and more mortals are preparing the ritual that will destroy the world
>As the mortals struggle to fight this evil and the corruption that eats away their mind, the long-dead heroes that defeated this God rise again with legions of undead who wish to protect the planet
>The corrupted mortals fight against the corrupted undead, as they try to thwart the plan of the evil God and seal it away in hopes that it will never come back again

I tell the lich that there's no hard feelings. In fact, I'll offer to enchant his weapons for free. I'll lead him to my enchanting pit where he can just thrown all his weapons in it.

A lich who still thinks himself some big bad evil being incredibly possessive over the group of heroes who force him to tag along is a cute idea

Please make him a recurring character, maybe have the party show up while he's still setting up and they see him quickly rushing the kobolds out of sight and hiding his script, or he trips on his robe at some point and drops a lot of scrolls and wands, quickly hurrying to pick them all up and hide them. And even when the party finds out the truth he stubbornly refuses to drop the act. And his Kobolds humor him cause they like him so much and think he's the smartest and bravest guy around

>credeadtials

I'll be saving that for a rainy day.

>Group of cosmic superheroes
>1 is Superman
>another is Spongebob with Thor's Hammer
>I'm Darth Vader on steroids, with an Apprentice, a warship, and a small army of stormtroopers under my command

That lich is getting raped.

>dare you enter my magical realm?

What kinda lich, on the scale from Drew to Nagash?

>DM decided that all combat must be sick 0's dance moves for the entirety of the game.
I'm so fucked but the Litch gets fucking served HARD.

>my party
Me, a charismatic neutral evil war mage
My noble loli wife, the only living heir of the local duke, whom I rescued from the tower of an archlich last week
>how fucked are you
I offer him the tower of the other guy and all the swag I haven't yet looted inside, title of baron and unfettered access to all the duchy's cemeteries if he will help me secure regency of the duchy. His int is to high to turn down this offer.

I am the lich.

I am currently a wizard turned lich due to health reasons, we have a paladin, a pyromancer, a fighter, and a ranger. We are past paragon levels, are great friends with a order of benign liches, and have snapped a draco-lich in one turn once. If anything, I feel sorry for the lich with all the experience we have in this matter; it would be like a mouse talking smack to a group of cats.

>Reformed Catholic Creation/Earth Warlock with an overly exuberant fairy that likes to burn literally everything.
>NATURE FIRST Lillium Priestess/Warrior Summoner with a lady-hateboner for undead due to too many interactions with Black Sun's fuckups. Has a nature fairy that goes full DOOMGUY on demons, and an illusion fairy that's made of LOLITROLLU.
>ADHD Mentalist whose usual M.O. for undead is "Railgun to the face."

Maybe if the lich talks to the Warlock, they can bond over Occult shit. Otherwise, that lich is getting bent over a barrel and cornholed with the WarSum's psychotic Dire Ghost Stoat totem animal.

>Benign liches
>are great friends with
What the fuck is the point of Liches if they're friendly? That's like a Paladin who...
>Paladin being oke with a Lich in the party
Again, what's the point of having Liches and Paladins at that point?

I like how these threads lure donutsteels and people who take every chance to write a retarded story, thereby preventing them from posting in other threads, even if only for a short while.

I mean look a this fucking shit:

Well yeah. None of these people actually play tabletop, their special snowflakes only exist in their imagination and threads like these are the only places they get to talk about them.

With any of my current parties, I think we'd just be fucked.

How well do liches deal with being shot?

If you're referencing what I think you are, do you know what happened with that?

Like if the dm, ever came back and told Veeky Forums how it went?

My character is a necromancer with their end-goal being to figure out how to stuff ghosts into corpse-y shells, she drops everything to demand apprenticeship.