Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

>ywn feel the smug satisfaction of knowing that you gave the general public information direct information from a black shirt about Primaris marines last week

>tfw the scythes of the emperor get reborn full of supermarines

I'm upset by numarines because I picked up Space Marines so I could be the main characters, the saviors of the galaxy. Now it's clear that we're just IG vets in power armor, and these NEW guys are the main characters.

>How can I make this announcement about me

Digging the hella jeff reference.

Can't tell if this is false flag or not
>I want to be the main character
kys

KNEEDRONS
they're still fucking stupid

the first rumor about them was during the end times of warhammer fantasy though

I like it a lot.

Wait a sex...

Is 100% lasgun viable in 8ed?

PRIMARIS WULFEN WHEN

>mfw marine players getting literally cucked by GW

>Primaris Dreadnought
>Boxes on Cylinders will be completely BTFO by Cylinders on Boxes.

No, not at all.

Yeah, and I went to my GW last Saturday where my black shirt then infodumped the shit out of me. I went home and posted here and got heckled for it.

It's even more hilarious for the "it's a kitbash" crowd.

Fuck you, I started the game when I was 13. I saw my brother playing it, and I asked who the good guys were.

That was the army that I spent five years spending time and money on, the concept that got me into the hobby in the first place. And now they're throwing it out the window for shits and giggles.

lookz like iz gunna get a new helmet for me pointy stick

>When he was first issued his 40mm base, the rest of the squad knew he was destined for sargeness

Its actually pretty good, extra protection for the soft belly area while shooting from the knee.

Not really
You can potentially kill everything with the lasgun now, but we've already seen a few units that you'd need 3-4 time more points spent in guardsmen (if the points will remain roughly the same) then the units you are shooting at

Nu-guardsmen when? :(

Primaris Terminator
Primaris GKs
Primaris Legion of the Damned

...

Why make nu-guardsmen when you can just take primaris marines for the IG army?

>People will laugh about it if I post it again

On that note, it is ideed weird he has a 40mm base while the others seem to have a 32.

Sarge is the Redtop in the back, He's a Hero

So we're getting normal marines with new Mark IX armor?
Because these primaris have X...

Then why isn't that solder wearing knee pauldrons?

Good God-Emperor! The Pauldrons are consuming his Arms!

Dassa capn or vet sarge sir! You can see the red sarge helm behind him

Kek

>5 years
You poor child.

>Primaris Legion of the Damned
>Marines cucked even in the after life.

Yeah they look awesome

Well, that art looks like shit, but the actual models look awesome

Against infantry heavy armies lasguns will do better than they do right now, you will need a backline of autocannons/LRs/artillery for dealing with the heavy T6 stuff with tons of wounds, jut like now

He's not awesome enough

Because american soldiers aren't worth the money of all those knee pauldrons

Because I built a guard army to play guard, not marines

I'm waiting on sisters for my power armoured allies, I want all my solders to just be T3 humans

>Primaris Terminator
pls be saturnine
pls be saturnine
pls be saturnine

I don't think they can NuGuardsman the IG line. I mean they can provide a new regiment but at the end of the day a dude with a rifle is a dude with a rifle.

>New Chapters filled with Prime Beef Marines
>All the good colour schemes have already been taken by Marinelets

What's a guy to do?

Cheers. Forgot that lowly sergeants were not admitted to the Guilliman Powerstance Academy.

> *Range 30, Strength 4, AP -1 and Rapid Fire.

Holy shit, that's brutal

5 years?
Sweet summer child. Try 20.

Lucky for me one of my armies got constant updates while my other two got the short end of the stick. Hell one has models from 1997!

I know this is bait but do you know how much it costs to train and outfit a single American solder?

>implying they won't be nu-contemptors

I'm genuinely surprised that box-dreads haven't already been phased out somehow

Can't wait to convert me up some Nu-Grey knights using these numarine parts. :)

>its such a good concept that no known military in the world uses this
>reinforces this by using a real life photo of a soldier with mspainted knee trim

the state of you

>ctrl-f didn't find the old one.
>thought it hadn't posted
>desperationcomedian.gif

It wasn't bait, it was a joke

>just normal dudes with rifles
And that's what makes the guard beautiful

My guardsmen will still get a 6+ against that so it's better than normal bolters now

ikr they're almost cute

>Work of 10k years
>S4

Cawl? More like "Don't Cawl us we'll Cawl you!"

LOL, what did I tell you babies months ago. Enjoy buying up all these new marines and enjoy having your collection become obsolete manlets. Regular marines are night basically a horde army. This really warms my cold heart to no end!

>GW: Bolters lost their AP
>Playtesters: Does this mean Spec Marine aren't op?
>GW: Hold on, we'll think of something.

Steal their colours and outbreed them

I'm actually quite fond of these
Can't wait to fluff a faction that immediately turned traitor as soon as they got their ships

Jokes aren't allowed on Veeky Forums
>because people with autism usually have a hard time getting jokes

They're essentially the same profile as Galvanic rifles. I'll be completely unsurprised if they're even called "Galvanic Bolters" or something equally banal.

What army do you play?

>T3
Based brother

T3 everyday all the time!

Anons pls help i am new and want to know how to paint like this

So which parts of numarines are bigger?

Is it just the legs?

Im hoping i dont lose out much since my new shit will still be on the sprue.

>> *Range 30, Strength 4, AP -1 and Rapid Fire.
sauce?

It's said in the video
>MkII Cawl-pattern Bolt Rifle

everything.

end of the article

>Cawl works 10k years in order to reinvent Rifling.
And they say the Mechanicus can't innovate.

In the command squad they have a dude with his arm in a sling, like could you imagine a space marine model like that? No because space marines fuck off to their space cathedrals and get fixed, or the apothecary patches them up with some super drugs and the armour compensates for the injury, but this guardsmen was shoota whipped by an ork, given some bandaging, and then kept fighting, now that's badass, thinking of making him my standard bearer because he really exemplifies the guardsmen

LITERALLY in the article mate

Go to the WiP thread
There are also some decent painting tutorials on the Warhammer youtube channel

>Are the kits compatible with existing Space Marine kits?

>Good Question. There are certainly elements of the existing Space Marines kits that will be cross-compatible, while the new armour mark means that some parts won’t mix as easily. Shoulder pads and helmets are the same scale, and will still work, whereas the legs, torso and arms are different, and not quite as interchangeable. In terms of the Primaris sets themselves, you’ll have loads of fun kit-bashing them.

Primarines, the primadonas of 40k

What's that red circle symbol on his waist mean, do we know? Looks kind of Chaos.

You could read the FAQ?

But if you can't read the FAQ, it's torso, arms and legs.

When is the alt right gonna start screeching about how soon old marines will become a minority because they are being outbred?

They're Cawl paattern bolt rifles.

Looks like longer barrel and probably heavier charge gives longer range and better penetration.
or they're just loaded with kraken bolts as standard.

>GW boxes marines with 25mm bases
>GW switches marines to 32mm bases to give them more room
>GW creates big guy 4u marines
>GW still puts them on 32mm bases
>back to square one, except everything is bigger

Really activates the almonds

>Alt
>Right

They're all for it.

He did develop the nu-marines in that time as well.

Now I feel dumb. Thanks

>implying more that 10% of the 40kg actually plays 40k

I'm guessing last time he played everyone was freaking out about 3.5

The helmet looks like some kind of power ranger shit.

>yfw the Primaris Dreadnoughts are just Centurions

lol so i basically have 10-20% of a Primaris on order.

>Rifles
>Rifling

They're boltguns with swirly shit in their barrels.
The fucking Genius.

They are called Cawl pattern Bolt Rifles

Thats MK IV you pleb

A thousands dollars for a shitty conversion?

He's going to be one of those guys who endless reslist the item over and over because they can't take the hint that its priced to high.