Could you play Warhammer 40k with potatoes instead of miniatures?

Could you play Warhammer 40k with potatoes instead of miniatures?

PAPER MINIS!!!!!!!

Why would you play 40k with potatos when you could play Pota-total Warfare: The Spuddening of the tots instead.

6th edition best edition. 4th and 5th edition fags BTFO.

Ist ed. grognard here - don't listen to this faget. The game he plays is watered-down skub.

sauce?

I could after I was done carving them.

...

Yes? You may want to carve them down to at least the rough sizes of the actual minis for line of sight and movement purposes, but I don't see any reason why not. My friends used labeled coins to try out the game before buying into it.

Ketchup goes fairly well with potatoes.

This is a salt and vinegar board you uncultured swine.

You can carve most anything out of potato.

Is this Irish porn?

I don't know, but I am an Irish man, and it is getting me in the mood.

>Not mixing ketchup and mayo together and dunking your fries in them

Begone from my sight you filth!

Ugh, I bet you also eat steaks well done.

That's fucking awesome

Yes

Yes

Actually i prefer medium well. Gotta get that juicy pink center

>mustard mayo master race
Vinegar is acceptable if malt and with fried fish.

The hell are you people from that you know about fry sauce? Seriously, if I being that up with anyone I know who isn't from my state they look at me like I'm fucking nuts.

Hmm, you might be on to something, I'll have to consider this

I mean, i wouldn't think it's a regional thing. I do it quit naturally because it just works just like tartar sauce and ketchup. I mean, I know people have weird hangups like not putting ketchup on hotdogs but..I don't know

awesome, this makes me FUCKING hate liberals so much haha

I bet GW shit on him for not using Approved ® Miniatures (™) by Games Workshop (® ™).

You disgust me.

>not putting ketchup on hotdogs

Where the heck did that one even come from anyhow? Propaganda from Mustard producers?

okay I'll bite, what does that have to do with liberals, or any other political group for that matter?

He's an eight year old from /pol/ - don't engage him.

Came in here to ask if anyone had this image.

Nope, notice she doesn't have black eye.

Don't reply to trolls, dummy.

a potato's defining features are they are hairy, dirt covered, lumpy and oddly shaped...
I think I just described most of GW's market...

>Likes mayo
>Likes ketchup
>Likes these things together
>Has the gall to call others filth

Yet.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only potato

>there is only potato
Mashed, whipped, boiled, baked, broiled, fried, stewed, cut, chopped, diced - even sprinkled with herbs - all for the laughter of thirsting gods........

Mah Utahn Nigga. I pity the plebs that have no knowledge of Fry Sauce(which is just this in pre-mixed bottles.