THAT GUY behavior

I think the guy actually posted this particular story here before. Made point to emphasize the spinal damage had the captive not just permanently crippled but also incontinent.

shit that never happened.txt

Too slow, give them a bacterial infection instead, the black plague maybe.

>incontinent
>this is a fetish

As a medical professional, I can safely say humanity disgusts me.

Oh my fucking god not this again. It's a shit story stop telling it in every single that guy thread

>always plays women
>they are always characterized as thieving cowards
>never says anything good about the rest of the party and constantly berates them for the most minor infractions
>shows the enthusiasm of a corpse in the table
>whenever it's his turn in combat, he needs to let out a very loud raspberry-blowing sigh before just going "I shoot it"
>after the game, he gives us a very "in-depth" analysis on why his political leanings are better than the other idiots who are wrong
>for that shit he actually shows some enthusiasm

Sometimes I'm glad I accidentally burn bridges with some people.

He was real careful and rolled insanely high on his healing check. She still developed an infection and is dying. They cart her around in a wheel chair and after I described her misery and suffering the player felt guilty so his character handed her a note saying he was sorry for what he did to her.

More like crippled rape slave. except that wasn't his intent. He said he wanted to give her a new life in the village they lived in, but not sexually he just did the spine severing th ing to "punish" her for holding him prisoner (even though he was treated fairly well). I don't even think he was trying to be edgy, he's just....weird sometimes.

>'im sorry' for making you into a cripple for my own fetish fuel

Who actually does this without thinking of all the negative shit? Also, spinal surgery is a risky business today when we have all the medicine we could ask for, how the hell can someone try to perform it after the world ends?

Well, he's playing dwarfs right.

>That Guy plays a chaotic evil character in a good party
>Tries to kill a player character for no real reason other than "It's funny ahaha"
>throws a fit when said player character wipes the floor with his chaotic evil character
>"Woooow user why did you do that?!"

>Who actually does this without thinking of all the negative shit?

Peiple with poor impulse control i.e. about 30 percent of my gaming group

Someone that doesn't actually understand what they did was wrong, only that other people are upset at them for it.

Is that semen on the spine?

Plays two characters
> One is the little girl, who's a serial killer and necromancer
> The other is a self harming, does stupid shit like insulting an npc and then trying to kill them if they insult her in return and has been insinuated several times to have a dick.

I thought you were going to say he raped her

>Talking politics at the table EVER
Christ

No although for a few minutes I was sure that was where it was going.

The funny thing is that no one was upset. I was kinda like wtf and a bit sad my NPC was gonna die but other than that it was xhill. Guess that's what I get for making a river ram ripoff npc.

I don't see this at That Guy behavior.

Yeah, its not terrible. Just sort of cringy and autistic

Yeah... maybe if he did something with it... like... I dunno. Something creative with it atleast.

Weird, but perfectly acceptable behavior, so long as he doesn't take it personally
or there's semen on the spine.

>Military base in 91-92
>Open game at rec center
>Guy only plays females
>Guy keeps notebook of every character he has played
>Guy have picture ripped out of porno mag for each character
>Guy is late 30's USAF TSGT
>All the other players are teenage boys

If he used his notebook to single out targets for his grudge throwers, for example, regardless of their tactical value

That would be hella cool and ballsy

>his character handed her a note saying he was sorry for what he did to her.
Do you play with a group of kindergartners?

>smoking
And you thought HE smelled.

Holy fucking shit, what?

Maybe it's just because all my friends are chain smokers, but there's a difference. tobacco doesn't smell awesome all the time, but at least it isn't like a fucking physical assault on your sense of smell like a fat guy who hasn't taken a shower and washed out his folds.

STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS STORY FUCK. We don't care about your fantasies, neither the one about you being a DM or having friends, nor the one where you project your fetish of a crippled slave onto your imaginary player. Just fucking stop it.

>at least it isn't like a fucking physical assault on your sense of smell like a fat guy who hasn't taken a shower and washed out his folds.

Yes it is. What's more, it's an assault on the health of you and everyone around you. Just stop.

>it's an assault on the health of you and everyone around you

not if you do it too

You seem a little butthurt, kid

>Can't be a passive smoker if you are already smoking.

Fuck man I just spent all day dealing with incontinent patients with spinal/neuro problems. Why would this be a fetish. Why would you think impromptu neurosurgery would lead to anything but misery and death. You don't know what your doing and if you did you never would.

Fuck that guys. Killing the npc would be a kindness. And killing the player would be also a good idea.

>making an asspull because something offends your sensibilities instead of letting a natural chain of events occur

sounds like one of my former players

>Dwarf player keeps an actual book of grudges

That's kind of neat actually. That'd be like seeing an IG player with Rommel's book next to him on the table or an eldar player with a massive dildo shoved up their ass because they're all massive faggots.

user, forever remember that smell, and apply that exact sensation to every single person you decide to be around. That is how every single non-smoker among them feels, every single time you smoke.

I too used to have a book of grudges bacm in the day, bu tried to roleplay it more

>post apocalyptic setting
>wasting food on handicapped slaves

>not having a Tories - Whig conflict in your fantasy setting kingdom

Wait what? Second hand smoke smells awesome. Nothing compared to weeks of jizz, sweat, shit and all manners of other crust some people have on them.

You don't need a medical background for that. Just go outside for an hour.

>Someone that doesn't actually understand what they did was wrong

You have a person who needs to be institutionalized if they don't find anything wrong with that.

I always worry about this as a GM, but then I got to play once and immediately decided my characters endgame is to paint the map EU3-style with a new federation so I guess I'm a hypocrite

Bullshit. I know, my hag of a mother smoked constantly during my childhood.

As did many people's. Are you really telling me the stank of a basement person is equal or comparable to a smoker, even a chain smoker? I will not be ranked among those kinds of people. I do not smell like jizz and when people smell my tobacco aroma, they don't have the same experience as when they would recognize the smell of jizz and shit on someone. You know these 2 kinds of smelling are not comparable at all.

Not that guy, but yes it is comparable you just don't notice because you're accustomed to that smell. Chain smokers smell fucking horrible and you can know one the second they enter the same room as you.

Book of Grudges is good thing, not bad. For a dwarf player.

I'll put my point on fragrances in a simpler way. I'd rather spend my time with people who smell of tobacco, than with people who smell like a basement person. I don't like the smell of human excrement at all, but hey we all have our own magical realms.

>>'You have something labeled type O, not something that IS it.'
What does this mean?

I liked the smell of second hand smoke way before I started to smoke myself.

>forcing your fetish into a tabletop

You seem to be oversensetibe. Smoleńsk dose not smell do badania if someone dose not smoke cig after cig

Smoker smell is nasty, but not in the same way. It's more of the "Oh god you smell like industrial waste because you've been smoking it" sort of way

The container has the marking of "type o". The stuff inside might be something else.

Or be unusable after refrigeration fails.

That sounds pretty dickish. If you don't want him to find type O blood, just don't have him find type O blood.

Don't hand out a container marked 'O' and then pull the rug out from under him.

Proper Dwarf behavior. Grimnir agrees.

/thread.

Well how would a character know if a red liquid is what they need it to be? Did he run some tests?

This is more appropriate. I really don't think the smell of tobacco raises the same kind or level of disgust, the smell of unwashed basement life does.

>plays AoS
>visibly smells
Apart from this, the rest is awesome and having a notebook of grudges is fluffy af.

How would anyone knows anything is anything them? Do your players need to second guess every single thing you say to them because you're a horrible storyteller? This is bad writing 101.

If something is obvious, then it is obvious. How obvious is red liquid in a jar? Ok let's say the character tastes it and can tell it's blood. Can he taste the type of it? Does your world have everything labeled? Are the labels in your world honest?

>Are the labels in your world honest?
this is the part where your logic breaks down
there is no conceivable reason why someone would specifically mislabel a type of blood that happens to be the perfect type for donor purposes, other than you being a nigger.

It's not about something stupid like "everything being correctly labeled" it's about you pulling the rug from under your players with bullshit. If you pull stuff like that that's telling them not to trust anything the DM, their narrator, tells them, because what's obvious for them from their perspective might not be for you.

I'm not the guy who posted the original green text, so I wouldn't know how the container of blood came to his possession. If he got it from let's say a hospital and the type of it is verified, then he should have np. If he collected it himself from like a person he stabbed, he should determine what type it is. In the latter scenario, he has many opportunities to fail in knowing just what it is.

I hope you are not one of those dungeon crawlers, who only come across items labeled in world as sword +1s and chain mails of radiance or some such. You know like when you play rpgs on a computer.

the question shouldnt be whether the blood is the correct type, but why the person who originally wrote it would incorrectly label it. If it were unlabeled it would make sense, but it makes no god damn sense someone would go through the process of labeling something a specific blood type if they didn't know.
Now if you were cautious sure, but it seems to me that the doubt was cast purely so the DM could railroad the character into failing.

there is a bit of a fucking difference between "accurately labelling blood transfusion packs in a hospital where people fucking die if you make a mistake" and "knowing all the details of a random mystery sword in a dungeon"

Or, if this analogy doesn't work, I would expect things like ammunition, fuel, fire extinguishers etc to be accurately labelled by the manufacturer in a modern setting, but wouldn't expect a fantasy magic item to be

or maybe that guy just wants to have fun and tries to create the most bizarre scenarios so anyone can have a laugh.
some of you guys take role-playing too seriously, isn't the point to have a good time?

...well...yes? I would kind of expect a group if survivors in a post apoc world to second, third and fourth guess even their own existance once in a while (especially after a fight by the way), or end up very dead in a couple days, top.
Except maybe it was used to store something else after the blood run out, for example. Hell for all you know it might very well be a novelty BBQ sauce dispenser. When dungeoneering, don't you have the habit to check if the +3 sword you found in the lich tomb is horribly cursed? Why would you after all, it was labeled "perfectly normal magic sword, adventurer friendly!" , right...?

eh I guess you have a point
it really depends on the context

>there is a bit of a fucking difference...
I agree. In modern world we have many procedures.
In a fantasy cave, the natural laws might include magical descriptors.

>Or, if this analogy doesn't work,
I don't understand this writing.

My only point is how can a character know what something is if he doesn't determine what it is. Isn't there knowledge rolls even in dnd?

>to create the most bizarre scenarios so anyone can have a laugh
>graphically preform physical and psychological torture for the purpose of making someone suffer because they inconvenienced you
>bizarre scenario so anyone can have a laugh

If by 'anyone', you mean grade-A fucking weirdos, and 'have a laugh' you mean getting their kicks at the table. I guess that was happening. Generally that type of thing isn't considered funny by healthy people, even when it's just pretend.

>pulls out a grimy marble notebook
>visibly smells

Am I the only one who read this to mean it's just an old-ass book with old book smell and wasn't an indictment of the fat neckbeard?

>Hell for all you know it might very well be a novelty BBQ sauce dispenser.
Every gun you find might be a novely lighter. Antibiotics may be hilariously mislabeled psychedelics. Oops, you filled your gun's magazine with cartridges that are actually novelty paperweights. That 'harmless' rabbit you ignored five minutes ago is actually a mutated killer lagomorph, which will now hunt you down and kill you in your sleep. Those rations you bought in the last town were tainted with giardia. You're going to shit your guts out and be a useless target for a week. That warm coat you found just before the cold season was actually lined with rusty needles and razor blades. You die of tetanus.

I could do this with everything. It wouldn't make for good storytelling, and it wouldn't make me a good DM.

Were in a that guy -thread. From context, I'd take it to mean body odor.

>Second hand smoke smells awesome
It smells goddamn terrible to anyone who isn't a smoker.

I had a player do something similar in an RPG.

Whenever you disagreed with him either in-character or out-of-character, he wrote down your character's name on a real, physical shit list. He wasn't very imaginative. Being on the list at all usually meant he would be looking for an opportunity to kill your character without anyone finding out.

Still think many would prefer it over the smell of a basement person.

I don't think many people keep track of a ranked list of bad smells.

Or is that just my non-autistic privilege speaking?

Maybe, but it's a close call.

>not ranking your farts in the FARTBOOK

>not ranking your faps in the JIZZBOOK

On an instinctive level most people do keep a list of odors they react to accordingly. I mean tobacco smell is more socially acceptable, than the smell of unwashed basement awful. This is one reason why smokers can attract non smokers, while basement folks... Well you know.

>Or is that just my non-autistic privilege speaking?
I don't think you are as well socialized as you think.

It depends on the tabbaco. My dad used to smoke this really cheap stuff and it was the worst smell in the world, really acrid and made me feel physically sick. Still occasionally meet people at the LGS who smoke the same stuff and it's worse than any gamer stank I've smelt.

Well you are right there. I like pic, smoke it from a pipe and go through a bag in 3-5 days. No complaints from anyone. Smokers or otherwise.

When you start to throw vague terminology like 'on an instinctive level' around, I stop listening to you.

Just don't be a smelly cunt. Shower regularly. Don't smoke in confined, poorly ventilated spaces. Wash the smell of both cigarettes and bodily secretions out of your clothes.

>smoke it from a pipe
Of course you fucking do. There's always at least one.

This dude honestly sounds kind of like a cool character. I mean, who the fuck buys porno mags anymore, let alone scrapbooks them for character sheets?