How accurate is this chart?

Feminists are generally not into sex or anything remotely fun or pleasurable, so not very accurate.

1 is extremely inaccurate. Khornates would never perform an organized execution like that.

2 is off. Sure, they're naked, but they're just standing there holding signs, not engaged in glorious debauchery.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on in 3 but it seems like it might be the least wrong of the bunch, although there's too much blood and bone and not enough pus and rot.

4 only works if you ascribe an undeserved excess of competence to the jews.

All in all like 30% at best, go back to /pol/.

Khorne should be one of those medieval paintings where everyone is just stabbing the fuck out of each other.

Slaanesh can be your image, but the women should have penises for clits and be fucking people to death.

Nurgle is fine I guess, could be more gross.

Jews aren't crafty enough for Tzeentch.

Its a thread with original content about a table top game and how its factions align with real world political factions.

Its clearly on topic, even if it has political implications. Its far more on topic than the various "are elfs gay?" threads.

But are elves or traps gay?

You have to be 18 or older to post here.

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.

>Khornates would never perform an organized execution like that.

Sure they would. Khornates are often very big on seriousness, ceremony, etc. Not every Khornate is a lobotomized screaming World Eater retard.

Daily reminder.

It's a far more retarded premise, though, and only serves as a troll thread not benefitting anyone. Even versus-threads are better and those are cancer.

Yes he does. Khorne cares how someone bleeds (combat), but not who is doing the bleeding. The phrase "not from where it flows" refers to its indiscriminate nature in terms of sides. Part of the import of this statement is that Khorne is totally ok with his followers being the one bleeding. This is why his champions tend to be suicidal, and also why Kharn the Betrayer is his biggest champion: with Kharn, the skull party don't stop until eryone ded, friend or foe.

If two Imperials get into a knife fight, Khorne's down to clown. If a Heretic cuts himself making the steak dinner for the night, he doesn't even see it. Khorne cares HOW someone bleeds, but not WHO is doing the bleeding.

>I'm not entirely sure what's going on in 3
How new are you? Ebola-chan was only three years ago.

Uughhh!!!!!
FUcking /pol/ much?!

No, but they are largely bisexual, my theory is as follows.

Due to their exceptionally long lifespan elves cannot reproduce as often as humans without risking massive overpopulation, so to satiate sexual desire without overpopulation they engage in degeneracy.

Thus human traps are gay, but elf traps are simply degenerates.

Its hardly a troll thread, given the only butt hurt person seems to be you.

Three is the worship of "Ebola-chan", and anthropomorphized version of the disease Ebola. Whom people were praying to to wipe out Africa.

Khorne will accept any blood, but basically, those who can't fight back are ignored until those who can fight back are dead. Then it's just killing everything in sight. He only cares about 'honor' so much as there's something that puts up a fight. Everything else becomes cattle to the slaughter after that.

Is this better?

All hail

Do I gotta explain what being Khornate means? 'Cause I'll fuckin' do it.

No need, I just did.

Getting there.
Slaanesh is less abut the Trans community, except that only in a society that has little other concerns do they even appear.

Honestly if you found a picture of a fratboy getting wasted that would be more slaaneshi. Slaanesh is Excess, not just deviant behavior. For example an artist who fogets to eat or drink while painting is pleasing to Slaanesh. A soldier who practices his marksmanship till he can pick the flees off the dogs back at 1,000 yards without harming the dog is pleasing to Slaanesh. Someone with a mind body disconnect is only passingly interesting and the frat boy drinking himself into oblivion is far more interesting. As he is being excessive pushing the limits of his endurance.

Sure, share your headcanon with us. Ought to be good for a laugh.

I think you've got it reversed.
If it's normal form them it shouldn't be considered degenerate, but it should be considered gay, as that's just an objective description.

>Uughhh!!!!!
>FUcking /pol/ much?!

Well you just did it wrong, mother fucker, so let me give ya some EDUCATION!

So Khorne is a big dud, and he has a big throne, so naturally, he wants the biggest skulls for his throne, and YOUR job, Mr Khornate Berzerker, is to go out, find the biggest mother fucker to ever hafve a skull. Now along the way to finding this guy, you're gonna meet a bunch of schmucks, and it may seem like killin' some Guardsmen and takin' their skulls will do, but NOPE! You need to go bigger! See that Ultramarine over there? He's got a big heomet, which means he's got the big skull, so GO FUCK'EM UP!

Now, after you get that guy's skull, you gotta take it back to Khorne, and that's a long walk, through lots of cities and stuff.

Now lets say you meet another Ultramarine, and he's got some little kid with him. So, if the Ultramarine pulls out his sword and the kid runs away, who are you gonna fight? If you say the kid, you're a spineless degenerate who deserves to get spawned. But what if the Ultramarine runs away, and the kid pulls out a weapon? THEN YOU PUNCH HIM UNTIL HIS SKIN FLIES OFF!

So then you just gotta take whoever's skull is left, and tote it back to Khorne's Brass Palace.

So basically what I just said?

Ok cool thanks, we are both on equal footing. Fucking awesome my man. Dunno why you said you disagree with me but hey, whatever.

Y'see , it's not a matter of cattle or anything like that, you'll still be taking their skulls diligently and keeping them, but by the time you get to the man with the big skull, slaughter takes a back seat, and you just make sure there's nobody with a bigger skull to take.

This?

If a Khornate champion comes across an Abbey guarded by a dozen knights and with 30 monks huddling in safety within, the khorne champion is gonna kill the knights and then the abbots. He's gonna kill everything, but he goes for the actual challenge first.. But he's not gonna walk away from a chance to slaughter when he's already doing it.

Not at all. Take your /pol/shit and go.

Fair point

So elf traps are gay, but not degenerate, unlike human traps which are gay, and degenerate?

Well of course. If those monks have the balls to stay in the abbey while a Khornate Champion pulls their guards apart, their skulls have gotta be worth something.

The monks could run away, or hide, or beg for their lives, or whatever, it wouldn't make a difference. Mr Bloody McSkullfuck would run them down and slaughter them all the same.

There you go the Slaanesh is better.

actually!!!
You do! Racist retard, uh, fuck off much?

This autistic piece of shit has nothing to do at all with the chaos gods of warhammer.
You came here to make us cringe and succeded, your life truly has no meaning.
Now go an proceed to being noone of importance for the rest of your life

Inter-species sex is degenerate.

>feminism is an emanation of slaanesh

This actually makes a lot of sense. But does that jive with 40k lore? I'm not that familiar enough. Like can the chaos gods inspire dark culture that aligned with their values if their influence is high in an area? Like a planet with a lot of nurgle cultists would have a strange amount of NEETs. In a world where Tzeentch is gaining influence suddenly free jazz is one of the most popular forms of music.

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Feminism doesn't really align with Slaanesh's values, though. They tend to disapprove of rape.

Thanks.

No one who has been here long enough to judge what posts belong on which board uses that kind of punctuation.

Seriously, you don't belong here.

Depends on who's doing the raping.

>Violence, degeneracy, subversive influence and epidemics in the real world has nothing to do with the Chaos gods

Look at this fucking retard.

Nurgle should be the Health at every size movement.

Uhhh??? Like, I do if I want dum-dum? You have to go back to NOW.

You're in the wrong website.

The one who calls someone an idiot is the real idiot.

Seriously though, what are you, 8? We have an age limit you know.

I mean, I'm probably going to take a big shit on this thread saying this, but I really think it does when you think about what feminism really is at its ugliest potential.

It's really about narcissism for women. Follow any feminist value then ask, "does the average rainbow haired feminist think she will gain pleasure and power from this?" and you will find suddenly all their policies no matter how contradictory suddenly make sense. It's all about "Me".

Feminists demonize rape because clearly the average women would not liked to be raped. BUT you will notices some of the staunchest slut walkers are also big into BDSM. "Don't kink shame!" See, the only red line is "can I derive pleasure from this?". Rape when I don't want it? No. Rape "when I don't want it" *wink* *wink*. Yes. Don't you fucking judge me, you Christian prude. Yes.

Slut is a compliment. A woman with a sex drive.
youtube.com/watch?v=CbChHPQhXtM

Uuhh?!!

Global rules dum-dums!! You're nazis from go back NOW

Look, if you insist on staying here at least call me a cunt like any self respecting but hurt fa/tg/ug

So what you're saaying is that basically degeneracy is what Slaanesh represents in real life?

It's only self-centered if anything involving autonomy and choice is self-centered though. The idea that a person can consent to something they enjoy and not consent to things they don't ain't exactly rocket science

Nurgle should be an anti-vaxxer. I mean, they believe that being infected with crippling diseases is GOOD for children.

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>Slaanesh
>Rabid feminists
Feminists are sex-negative and those that aren't are lying. So no.

Is this an accurate representation of in real life SHOOTA BOIZ?

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You keep falling for the most obvious bait on this board, so I gotta ask; are you second-level bait that I'm taking really hard right now?

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It's clearly a /pol/ poster trying to impersonate a tumblr user or whatever, Christ.

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Tzeentch should be a Scientologist Jew.

Thankfully my country is actively keeping heresy out of our great nation (russia)

>are you second-level bait that I'm taking really hard right now?

I'm the master baiter, and I applaud you for recognising it.

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But the point is that the movement has no moral center beyond personal power and pleasure, at most extended to all women as a class. No concerns about society, social taboo, or deontological ethics.

That's why feminism is in constant low civil war between sex negative and sex positive feminists. The young pretty 20 somethings feminists obviously personally benefit from a society that is very "sex positive". They want to where booty shorts that show off their buttcheeks to their hearts content. To be desired by every man they see (but they may only advance at her pleasure), have sex with as many men as they desire without condemnation, to even moonlight at the extremes as strippers/pornographers/escorts.

But the older and uglier girls do not benefit from such an environment. For them male attention is a scarcer commodity and the young girl "slutting" it up is actually destructive to their personal lives. These are the Andrea Dworkins that fear and detest sexual liberation. Say all sex work (competition) is exploitative.

It's a contradiction that can't be solved because both parties, despite being equally women, are only operating on personal desire/power value system with no greater concerns for society that can be judged. Both try against the other side, but neither buys it.

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Well they're gonna have about the same accuracy when shooting.

It must be nice to be Jewish. Even the people who hate you stereotype you as being geniuses

We already have 2 Russian guard regiments. Valhallans are basically modern Russia

fuc off vatnik

Man, I don't think ANY quadrant of this political compass makes sense. 0/4, sorry.

Everyone in this thread, including myself, needs to be purged.

are you european? enjoy your country getting ORK'D

are you american? the heresy is strong in California and NYC and the democrats...

About the most open Slaaneshi things I can think of are the gay pride rallies where dudes fondle each other in public. Although some of the pictures from just before the Pulse shooting easily top that.

That's a very narrow view on the Prince of Excess and Pleasure, user.

Do you feel pleasure when masturbating? You're doing it for Slaanesh.

Do you feel pleasure when you win something?
You're doing it for Slaanesh.

Do you feel pleasure painting your manlet marines?
You're doing it for Slaanesh.

The sex part like pic related is only a small part of what Slaanesh represents.

Can you do it with quotes from GW sources.

Grey Knights are actually Khornate.

Grey Knights Codex by Matt ward

why is that one dude in a wedding dress?

Because it makes him shootier and faster

Doing something for pleasure and taking that pleasure to excessive levels are rwo different things user. If simply doing anything pleased Slaanesh he... Er... She... It would be the strongest of the gods and Papa Nurgle would be in direct competition with it, being the god of sloth and disease and all.

But thats not really the way things work out. If any god is really in direct competition with Slaanesh it really leans toward Khorn. The god of, yes bloodlust, but also military perfection and rigid discipline. Which is in direct opposition to Slaaneshes wanton excess and hedonistic gratification.

>there are still people who think slaanesh is just about lolsex/drugs/rocknroll and khorne is just about making things bleed
>These are the people who clutter around tables laughing at dark eldar for being daemon worshipers

REEEEEEEEEEE

>i rate Dark Eldar

LMAO shouldn't you worship Ynnead now?

I find it amusing how /pol/ frequently compares Trump to the God Emperor of Mankind. It seems like a compliment on the surface, but it actually has a lot of very harsh implications.

>deified and worshipped by his followers against his will
>has everything he stood for twisted and warped to radical extremes
>name is used to justify atrocities and the extermination of entire peoples, places, and cultures
>legacy is a fundamentally broken, corrupt, and zealous government whose citizens suffer immensely and are treated like complete dogshit

>tfw /pol/ has secretly been the worst critic of the trump administration all along

fuck everything Ynnari.

Yes I salty.

What exactly is in the Nurgle pic?

Gestapo Nazi Occultism?

Also
>implying I play marines

I dont even play 40k because as a company GW might just be the worst company on the planet when it comes to milking their fanbase while shitting on them at the same time - though WotC comes in a close second. I do enjoy the lore though, so I try to keep current. Were I to play 40k (assuming GW ever made MCs worth using - seriously, just give them a fucking invul save) my armies of choice would go Kroot (did they ever get their own Codex? I know they have enough units in the Tau dex to field an all kroot army), 'nids, DEldar, SoB, and Orks. Marines annoy me (though I do find the DAs to be interesting)

>i-i don't play 4-40k b-baka!
>even if i p-play it i'll play irrelevant xenos!