Playing gritty realistic campaign that's super dangerous and your characters last maybe four sessions each

>Playing gritty realistic campaign that's super dangerous and your characters last maybe four sessions each
>The longest lived character made it to nine
>Girl joins the group
>Characters are invariably things like ninja french maids, french maid sorceresses, rogues who dress up as french maids to infiltrate places, and french maid barbarians who have a houseruled mop with the same stats as an axe
I didn't realize girls can have fetishes for french maids as well.

Then you haven't been listening to enough media that is telling you that gender is not something you can pigeonhole anymore...

Go drink your SJW koolaid and become educated.

Is that Megan Fox or just a good shop?

> Posting 3D

>thread about how one girl does thing
>hurr all women are badwrongfun the SJWs are out to get you!!!!!!!

I remember when Veeky Forums didn't kneejerk so hard about things. Those were nice days

..do you know what Megan Fox looks like?

I know a couple girls with that fetish. One of them had huge tits, a great ass, and a penchant for crotchless panties - she said they felt sluttier than not wearing any.

>a penchant for crotchless panties - she said they felt sluttier than not wearing any.
Makes sense: I see a woman without panties, it could be anything: she's a slut, or she was out of clean panties and just opted to skip 'em rather than wear dirty ones, or she just never wears panties.

Crotchless is a much better signal for "I want to fuck someone today."

Has the slightly jokier angle changed the dynamic at all, and how has the rest of the group reacted?

I've played a couple of maid characters, but only when they felt directly appropriate to the tone of the game.

what does Megan Fox look like?
I swear I'v seen her a bunch of time before but I always forget.

post anime tits

How about anime butts?

>I remember when Veeky Forums didn't kneejerk so hard about things. Those were nice days
Veeky Forums was better when we didn't have poster counts, captcha, or cooldowns.

>french maid
worst maid

I'll take 3, 4, 6, and 11.

Shes underaged you pedophile. You people are disgusting oieces of filth.

I have an affection for the french maid option, if only for pure titillation potential. Although that chart has an unfortunate lack of battle maids.

Agreed.
>>Girl joins the group
hahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Yeah no.

Toe thumbs.

Don't care. Would still fuck her over you.

Worst steampunk maid. No grit, no wrench, no oil... how the fuck is she supposed to open the brass windows in the morning?

She's an android. They have no AoC.

>girl
>into gaming
>kinky as fuck
If she's a 6 or above you need to marry her right now

>open thread

>"SJW koolaid"
>"become educated"
>"you fucking pedophiles !"
>"lol girls don't play games roflmao"

>close, hide thread

Just messing with you guys continue your fapping people

Who's going to arrest me in post-apocalyptia?

Only if you ignore the possibility that they are ALL battle maids.

You'll miss the maid discussion.

porque no los neither?

>I didn't realize girls can have fetishes for french maids as well.

welcome to the internet, it's very exciting to see somebody on their first day.

anybody can have a fetish for anything. people have fetishes for being eaten by giant snakes. people have fetishes for being turned into shit and eaten by their own shit-eating grandfather while communicating with him telepathically using shit-psionics. people have fetishes for geographical locations. like "i find wyoming very sexy".

you literally cannot imagine anything that someone somewhere has not already fantasized about, gotten off to, and then probably tried to create pornography of so he could share it with the other people he found online who share the same fetish.

none of this has anything to do with being male, female, straight, gay, or god knows what else.

for fuck's sake, even /pol/ must have heard of the existence of lesbians by now.

Nuns or Maids?

>Put a slut in something that vaguely looks like a habit
>Call it a nun

Not much difference, really. Maids are servants to nobles, Nuns are servants to Gods.

Yes.

You're supposed to molest one, you're not supposed to molest the other.

Any porn with her, or is it just her sister?

Both, if they're wearing rubber versions of their costumes.

Which is why I'd rather have nuns working for me.

Fun fact: her assumptions has more polygons in it than the entirety of Orcarina of Time.

No fucking way.

Playing a super gritty campaign where average character lifespan is 4 sessions doesn't sound like much fun senpai

1 and 5 are the only acceptable options.
Anything that doesn't cover ankles and knees is in poor taste.

I love technology.

>terrible weeb, head over heels about maids and such
>even own a buch of dresses, one of them made of latex
>want to play MaidRPG with online friends one of whom is coincidentally my flatmate and the main candidate to be the GM
>game will probably never happen because living with the dude would get supremely awkward after it

release me from this mortal coil

How do you think the Imperium would feel if they had an army of androids that fought for the Glory of Mankind based near Luna?

Pretty badly unless you bribe a magos and a few high lords with waifubots. Make sure you include both models in case they have...peculiar tastes.

Well they tried, then man of iron happaned.....

Just make sure they're stand alone and no one will know the difference. Throw some Ecclesiastical robes on them and a purity seal on dat ass if you're feeling cautious.

Dam I got good maid and good 2B pics. Thanks Veeky Forums!!1

You're welcome

Imagine having an army of them dicing up the tau in melee it would be perfect. I'm sure robby g could find a way to bend the rules.

I imagine the guard being in much better spirits at that idea.

degenerates

true patrician

...

Have you tried playing a highly lethal game? There is a different kind of fun to be had in such games, it's kind of like gambling where you go all in each time. It isn't for everyone, nor is it the only sort of game that I would ever want to play, but when done well I find them fun and rewarding as fuck.

Veeky Forums was better when Steve Irwin was still alive.

True, but it really went down hill after Billy Mays died.

...

If it's a super dangerous campaign that goes through characters like toilet paper then I wouldn't say she's a maid fetishist, she's just a snuff/guro fetishist.

Do you enjoy it when the qt french maid gets eviscerated by blade or crushed by rocks?

You sick fucks.

Kobayashi, is that you?

Victorian Maid is, as always, best girl.

This is true

That was a good one.

But user, we're playing anima.

...

Great minds think alike

I like hooked noses.

Narberal Gamma the best.

Ah, I remember going to gurochan in the school library to show my mates what a badass I was.

Those were the days.

I wonder what happened to Nevada-chan...

>being into french maids is "kinky as fuck"
I think I have been on the internet too long.

>Unironically using the term "badwrongfun"

Man

Why do you tumblrshits come to this site when tumblr exists

Yeah, this is why I don't share any info about myself. I'm sure someone out there is scared of me.

>Narberal Gamma the best.
Oh come on, Gamma may be the strongest, but she's one of the worst of the Pleiades...
Hell, she thinks calling humans "Insects" is a good insult, but one of her co-workers IS a colony of Insects!

maids are hot, but as a fetish they're pretty vanilla.

tomboy android oni maid child hood friend who was raised as a boy, now we're talkin'.

Better porn.

It's not about the clothes.
Being subjugated to the opposite sex and treated like a sexual object is a very common fetish. Its not limited to men or women.

I'm not surprised you didn't know something basic as that. We are not exactly known for being good at interacting with females.

I'm putting my money on her not wanting a french maid, but wanting someone who makes her dress and act as a french maid.
And all you losers are ignoring the mating call.

>Do you enjoy it when the qt french maid gets eviscerated by blade or crushed by rocks?
You fucking know it, man. The thought sits in the back of my head every time I make a female character. Granted, I prefer blunt force trauma. No blood-and-guts for me. I'm no psycho.

Dude, this means she's into you.

You next step is to get her to take her pants off. Then you smear honey onto her no-no zone and break open your jar of fire ants.

>I didn't realize girls can be whores
Really nigger? Really?

If her breasts were a bit smaller she'd be perfect.

>If her breasts were a bit smaller she'd be perfect.
fuck you and fuck outta here

Nigga look at those things they're as big as her head

Yes and?

I don't think you understand what "unironically" means.

Yeah user I like my breasts the right size so I can hold em in my hands not like cowtits. Grow the fuck up already!.

You will never hold the breasts of that character anyway.

That woman has thumbs not more big toes, it's not Megan.