When Minotaurs die, they are buried in the ground with both horns protruding as a marker

>When Minotaurs die, they are buried in the ground with both horns protruding as a marker.

Whenever we kill a rattlesnake, we cut off and bury the head because of the risk that a cow might step on it's fangs and inadvertently injure itself.

> when an orc hero falls in battle feed his weapons to a rust monster so they can die with him. To use a dead orc's weapons is taboo on par with necromancy.

>pic

That's a terrible idea! Unless your intention is to make coyotes and other scavengers happy.

>When humans die, they are buried in the ground with their human horn protruding as a marker.

>spike traps are actually centaur graveyards

> When a dwarf dies his beard is shaved and attached to its nearest kin.

That and the Krush-Varrok requires a retarded amount of strength anyway.

he fixes the cable?

No, no.

He's buried with his chin up and the beard is (mostly) above ground. In fact, in dwarven cemeteris, the beard is magically "fossilized" to point up like a tombstone.

>hair was thought to continue to grow after death
Imagine the miles and miles of beard around a dwarven cemetery.

See , if you bury someone shallow enough that their horns stick out any animal with a sense of smell will dig it up. Unless the horns are like six feet long, of course.

The real cause of the Elf-Dwarf war is that beard-hair from Dwarf cemeteries is strangling and infesting the Elves forests.

Why not just bury the whole snake while you're at it

Are you harvesting sun-bleached snake spines for nefarious purposes

>Why not just bury the whole snake while you're at it
We kill rattlers by beheading them with a shovel. The rattle is cut off and thrown in the big jar with all the other rattles.

The rest of the snake is just left there because something else will eat it eventually. There's no reason to bury it.

dwarves do it that way so necromancers can't easily raise their dead.

I notice you are neither confirming nor denying the nefarious intents.

You leave me no other option than to assume the worst.

Dwarfs are buried with their beards chained to the walls and ceiling. This is so that if they're reanimated they can't escape.

Hi 2009

Op IS obviously a Coyote.

>on the internet, nobody knows that you're a dog

Great episode.

>Next set won't make Minotaurs viable in EDH

>thrown in the big jar with all the other rattles.
Confirmed for witchcraft.

Or anywhere else...

Nobody

>most large cities have zoning laws requiring the thieves' guild be built near the law enforcement guild

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>>most large cities have zoning laws requiring the thieves' guild be built near the law enforcement guild
Well yeah, most City Halls are built next to the Police Station!

Dude. No.
Last thing we want is people shitting up the thread with fetishes that spawned from them reading old school monstrous manuals that explicitly said minotaurs are an all male race and need to breed human women to survive as a species.

I didn't know this thanks for the erp ideas

Or the fetishes that spawned from them reading greek myths of an athletic boy trapped in a maze with an enormous muscled bull-man.

The Police Station IS the thieves' guild. Who's better at thinking like, tracking and catching a thief than another thief? Just pay your monthly fee and no card carrying thief will touch you.

Same with assassin's guild and murderers.

Coyotes are pet-killing scumbeasts. Strictly worse than gnolls. Pic related is the only therapy they deserve.

We should make an evil fantasy race based on coyotes

>Coyotes are pet-killing scumbeasts
They're also adaptable and born survivors. You don't see many WOLVES living in Beverly Hills and chowing down on Chihuahuas, yet the Coyotes are treating it as a smorgasbord with rhinestone collars.

So what, smaller gnolls who use captives for sacrifices and leather products instead of as slaves and food sources?