Tell me about your tabletop party, Veeky Forums

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This is 1000% accurate.

Why are players afraid of Wizards now?!

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We have one character based on kicking doors down, a navigator of sorts (kinda talks to people and figures out where to go), a face/information gatherer and a guy whos wife miscarried.

I'm at a loss as to how we get things done.

But you posted 3 warriors 2 wizards and a cleric.

Now that's a party.

Tell me more.

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Maybe if you weren't such a dick people would play with you Waluigi

Post your filthy ugly party Veeky Forums.

Our rogue is actually a rogue modron, and apart from that it's the most in-character religious D&D game I've ever been in.

Literally wrote this this morning, not usually into writing poetry/ raps:

Refined in taste, Luigi Vampa, a former court bard,
Now a marshal, who knows how to rock hard,
Knocking you back with a powerful blast,
So that no foes or enemies know how to get past!
A craftsman dwarf known only as Dale Goldstone
Standing under 5 feet even though he's full grown,
A master of disaster and dealing mass damage,
Lives his whole life, like he's rolling with advantage!
Then there's the cleric that goes by Mara Brightwood,
representing Mystra better than anybody else could,
She lays down a mace like it's blunt face is a kiss,
She brings the blue light, even in the Underdark abyss!
A man named Orkos with a suble teifling style,
Though not yet a marshal, he's still full of guile,
Back from the dead as man on a mission,
Serves a dark God, who makes him a welcome addition!
It's all in the game, but we take this shit serious,
Thwarting the Zhentarim, and solving the mysterious!

A human fighter, an Orc barbarian, an Elven archer, a human thief, and a dwarf crusader. The fighter is the voice of reason, the Orc wears a trash can instead of a loin cloth and has a tendency to store food and slain enemies inside of it, the archer is never sober and misses most of his shots, the crusader just runs around and hits people with his hammer, and the thief is a woman(male).
I'm the DM.

Waluigu would run a pretty good game of Don't Rest Your Head. Especially when it turned towards ERP.

The mentalist is a superdense destructive force.
The warrior summoner is blue-haired and very zappy.

We've got a warrior-priest who's basically a paladin in everything but name, a noble roguish type who fights in heavy armor, very classical hero type (tries to use wits, unafraid to use brawn), a wizard who is just terrible (he should pick another hobby), and the wizard's useless girlfriend who may as well not be there at all.

Party I GM for (3.5):
>NG Raptoran Sorcerer, evocation/diplomacy build. De facto party leader, broken wings (current plotline.)
>CN Dwarven Cleric, generic build. Raging alcoholic, worships 'the traitor God' in secret and was recently appointed high priest of said deity.
>CG Human Bard, support build. Aspiring adventurer, optimistic, cheerful and sort of an upbeat-rockstar comic relief sidekick.
>CN Goliath Monk/Barbarian, meatshield/grapple build. A big dumb brute who joined the party as a semi-permanent mercenary. Best friend with a baby dragon turtle that was rescued by the party earlier in the campaign (the turtle has higher int than he does.)
>N Wizard/Psion, abjuration/psychokinesis build. Reserved 'rain man', who does a lot of crafting.

Wow, I had no idea there were this many Flatland players on Veeky Forums.

>and the wizard's useless girlfriend who may as well not be there at all.
let me guess, the players are a couple too

Pretty sure he was talking about the players.

I personally like to play a Triangle Gunslinger

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Fuck I heard it in my head

>idiot female dwarf barbarian
>perverted male human paladin
>does-paladin-job-better-than-paladin male human cleric
>freeze-obsessed make wood elf wizard
>actually sane male high elf bard
>jackass male human rouge
How fucked are we?