Goblins are the best race for everything

>Goblins are the best race for everything
It seems really unfair.to other shortstack races, like dwarves and gnomes and stuff

Name five settings.

I want gobbo Chromie to sit on my dick.

I want to sit on gobbo chromies dick*
Ftfy
Everyone who isn't a fucking Faggot knows.that futa is the only choice

Strange way of spelling "Kobold"

Why does that gobbo hand handlebars

Short stack is not for Futa.

Thats a Dragon disguised as a Gobbo.
Though desu I find her cuter as a Gobbo.

Yeah, you are right... however, big tall muscular amazon women ARE for futa. because every snu snu monster should be packing a fat cock

For better control during oral sex.

But that's not a goblin at all, just a dragon disguised as a gnome. In a fey form. Get your facts straight

Draph is THE shortstack race, no contest.

I am not attached to World Of Warcraft, so I don't think goblins should be anything more than gibbering monsters for low level xp farming.

Something has to be.

>Draph
>Cowdwarfs

I don't know if they're actually shortstack, but the guys are dwarfy, the ladies have cowtits. It's the ideal characteristics on both ends. Japanese ingenuity strikes again.

Additional handlebars are a bonus.

Behold:

>TFW I though Granblue was the best thing ever, then watched the first episode and can't be arsed to ever put any fucking effort into watching episode 2

Wakfu really spoiled me for any sort of high adventure in weebterritory.

To be fair, Granblue anime is based on a mostly passive phone game and Wakfu is based on a MMO.

Late 80s to the mid 90s was semi decent because the TRPG bubble hadn't burst in Japan yet. Slayers, Escaflowne, Lodoss War, Ruin Explorers and whatnot...

After that point, every fantasy setting was "Kids in an MMO"

>Goblins
>Kobolds

Might as well be Coriander and Cilantro

Which D&D race is best for giving the shortstack treatment?

Dwarves, halflings, gnomes, goblins or kobolds?

Dwarf > Halfling = Goblin > Gnome > Kobold

>Ruin Explorers
Holy shit someone else knows this greatness? Color me shocked.

This fetish should be killed with fire.

Yeah man, wide hips and big tits, such degenerate fetishes.

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This thread needs to stick around so someone make it /tg related so it can be made modproof.

Any ideas how it could be made Veeky Forums relevant?

I mean, I suppose there's always finding ways to tie the various shortstack races together - for example; what if halflings are literally the result of some ancient pervy wizard engineering a perfect nubile personal servitor race out of goblins? - or figuring out D&D stats for the Draph, I guess...

Kobolds are egg laying lizard-people and as such should never have tits.

Lizardtits are a blight on the land and should be exterminated

I've been trying to figure out a decent origin for halflings for literal years, bud.

Even in a magical realm sense figuring them out is an impossibility.

Then why post a picture of a dragon gnome?

I mean, is "short hominids" not explanation enough?

Talking about fetishizing shortstack fantasy races