Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1519: Jumper's Bizarre Adventure Edition

Masters of Red. Our most mysterious jump.

>>Can you eat sunlight, /jc/?
yes I can, thanks to the boosted version of my infected perks From warframe

>How many alt-forms have photosynthesis?

I have all the "combine abilities of alternate forms" perks so all of them.

So we're accepting the completed Bastard!!! jump, right? Instead of a hypothetical version by a jumpmaker of dubious sincerity?

Solar Powered from Mega Man is useful.

Well that was fast. I thought it'd take a little longer before this started popping up.

Rolled 786 (1d816)

Between this IP's mystery and the asshole clan trying to start up shit again...

REROLLING.

West Wing!

I swear to god I will pay 1000 dollars to the one that shows me the book it was based on.

Hey OAA, what's the status of the WoW jump? Have you been able to fix the Shaman perk tree yet?

Aight I'm just gonna get this out of the way.

Speaking Truth to Power is one of the best perks out of that jump, bar none. Bar. Fucking. None.

>Speaking Truth to Power (600 CP, discount Drop in) Most major political players can find time with senior staff, or get a few words with the President on a day when he doesn’t have much scheduled. You can do better. If you come to anyone in power with an idea or opinion, they’ll hear you out even if you don’t have any experience in the area you’re talking about. This doesn’t mean they’ll agree with you, and asking something offensive will still have consequences after the fact, but they might take a leap of faith if you’re convincing enough or have a record of success.

It is. And not just because they'll hear you out, but it's an automatic foot in the door.

Charisma perks are no good if you can't use them.

You will always have a chance to use them now.

Generic Xianxia and God of High School.
Bokuto (?), and hamon from Jojo.

When did Worm say they might be able to get the update out? Just curious since I am still hyped for it.

Worm Update is never happening, user.

I believe the current exchange rate is one week longer per question.

I am mostly basing myself on the Canon Genesis and just started reading the Book of Enoch. That being said if you have another material you think could work, feel free to tell me.

It's being worked on at a steady pace but he's working on more than one jump at a time to keep himself from hitting a wall. I know I saw something not too long ago, so we'll see, but I do not think there is a solid date on it yet.

How do you jumpers sell your wares?

Do you have a delivery service?

I actually have an online site for the most part and a system that automatically deducts however much the product is then teleports it to the doorstep of the address using magic. Instant delivery is best service.

heres a pic of my copy, pls send monies

several ways ranging from physical shop fronts, online stardrop delivery to the personal service of a counselor helping decide what you want from the catalog of bennies good karma can get you in the unrealm between life and death

I'm gonna build a mall!

I need to have a moment of honesty, with all of you. That's why I've summoned all of you to the Warehouse. It's been a long time, hasn't it? Some of you have been with me for centuries, now. It's become completely routine for us, journeying across worlds and braving dangers big and small…and I cherish every moment we've spent together.

Yes, even you, Erika. I see you glaring at me over there.

Originally, I chose all of you because you had a reason to want to go on this chain. Maybe you had nowhere else to go. Maybe your home had you up for the chopping block. Maybe you were just curious, or had unfinished business with me. Whatever your reasons, I'm glad you've shared this road with me. For all the good and the ill it has brought, I will never regret those times we've spent.

But…a few worlds ago, I paid a price. That price was my ability to return to my homeworld. It is likely I will never see that Earth ever again, or ever be my original self again. This means my only option is to continue along this chain. Possibly forever.

With each jump, I'm becoming both more and less than I was before. But I don't have a real direction. I just keep walking on this road and may never leave it. I know the years have started to drag on for a lot of you. The charm of adventure only lasts so long. And I know some of you have unfinished business in your home worlds. Bastion, Hope, you've both been talking about the ongoing Omnic Crisises in the former's world. Azuka and Luke, I can see the eyes you make at each other and talk about wanting to settle down. Blue, I understand that I'm not the regal uncrowned king you hoped I was, and I haven't done much to expand my influence anywhere. Erika, if you're really so discontent with being on this road, even times you can be a detective without anyone pulling your strings, I'll hear you out, too.

Eyes…I already know your answer. We both have unfinished business in Creation, after all. And an old friend to search for.

What I mean is that if any of you feel that this path isn't worth walking anymore…the price too great, the years too long, or the karma of home too heavy to bear…I can ask Yuki to send you back either home or to another world you'll be able to live peacefully in. No strings. You're free as a bird. I don't hold it against any of you.

So…if anyone wants to go home, raise your hand.

I don't have wares, really. I'm more of a courier. Or information broker.

I own corporations, user. I pretty much just show up to smack them around when they fuck up, and they sell the stuff themselves.

Has anyone thought that maybe this jump was based on a foreign language book and the reason we can't find it is because we're looking for an obscure french thing or something?

Something still would've come up just looking at the content in the novel. There's only so many things referring to red mercury in a non-scientific manner.

Maybe someone should go to Lit and ask them, books are kinda their thing right?

>asking lit about genre fiction
Please go do this and cap the responses you get

Went home: Hope, Bastion, Azuka, Lucas.

Stayed: She-Of-Fair-Eyes, Blue, Ange, Erika.

...wait, what? Okay, Blue wants to stay because the immortality and wandering is a sweet deal. She-Of-Fair-Eyes is staying for obvious reasons. But why are you two staying along?

>"...because you promised I would be your apprentice and you still haven't taught me anything like you were supposed to? It's not like home has any real appeal."

Oh. Right. That is a thing I should do. Wait, what about you, Erika?

>"You said it yourself, didn't you? All I have waiting for me are boring cases from a third-rate detective novel. And the Senate wouldn't be happy to see me again, anyways. Dealing with you is the better deal. Not by much, but enough."

I...I'll take the compliment.

>Veeky Forums

Yeah good luck with that.

I know this seems counterintuitive, but if you enjoy reading and music you should avoid Veeky Forums and /mu/. They're hipster pseudo-intellectual hellholes.

Not the nicest of places then i take.

What, like almost every other internet forum or space dedicated to that stuff?

Do it just for the hell of it. Who knows, you might get an actual answer in the midst of all the vitriol.

What is your url jumper?

what's your slogan?

heard animal crossing has a good perk for that

how do you sell them?

What kind of corporation?

>So…if anyone wants to go home, raise your hand.
pls don't kill them :(

They make this thread look pleasant.

See, you think you're onto something but you have no idea of what you speak. Only go there if you want to trade your love for the arts for ashes, postmodernism, and emptiness.

At least you aren't a yandere for your companions. Yet.

This might help for the human section, or at least for whatever background information you want to add: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_of_Adam_and_Eve

You'll only get a summary, but that's still something at least.

>What is your url jumper?

Jump://www.InterdimensionalJumperPrettyTan.com

Are there any jumps that let you be a slave trader or allow for the purchase or sale of large quantities of human workers? Not trolling, serious question., I want to try something new.

Nah, I'm covered, thanks though.

Well alrighty then, ultra mega hipster hell, got it.

So, will Samurai Jack jump have update based on Ashi and Season 5?

...

Well, there are the jumps that take place before the late 19th century when slavery existed on Earth for starters.

Star Wars - Slavery till a thing in the Outer Rim
Stargate SG-1 - Humans are the main source of slaves in the galaxy for Goa'uld
Fallout - Slavers
Generic Post-Apocalypse - Slavers

Personally I'd go Battlestar Galacitca and learn how to build the human replica droids which are stronger and are only recognized by their different neural pathways from humans.

Guess I can go and buy twileks, iirc they sell themselves on purpose.

Okay it's happening if anyone cares.

I vaguely remember that too, if only because their homeworld is so terrible that being a slave anywhere else is comparatively a good deal.

Dammit did you really have to name drop us?

>how do you sell them?
Well, I usually show up in the dead of night during a thunderstorm and make vague assertions. Then, when pressed for details, I give the smile of a shark and assert that such information has a cost.
The courier service is similar, but generally only offered to arms dealers and rebel leaders.

>that opening
>not just fucking asking about the friggin' book

You showed your fucking power level.
You showed it and now we're all gonna catch it in the face.

Is that bad?

>What kind of corporation?
I've pretty much consolidated every business I get while jumping into one state-run corporation in the Jumpzone. It does a little bit of everything. I got a Newspaper in Spider-Man Trilogy, own multiple restaurants and bakeries, a pharmaceutical company, a series of fighting and wizarding schools, some farms, manufacturing, energy, homeless shelters, etc.

Remember, the God-CEO loves you!

Welp. This can only end in tragedy or boredom. Which, if I recall, is pretty much up their alley. So, at least one of us is going to have a good day.

>thinking Veeky Forums will be helpful
>thinking they arent just a bunch of smug hipsters jacking it to catcher in the rye

You poor sweet summer child.

This feels a lot like the time tera went to parliament bragging about being a multiversal traveler with various powers and they banned him despite his counter motion, or every now and then when /pol/ randomly shows up.

As in, people won't quit namedropping us for some reason when they go do other shit.

Now that I think about it, shouldn't /wsr/ be a better place for this?

I kinda wanna see this thread now.

Don't know if Disney change it but Ryloth (home planet) has a thin line of habitability between burning and freezing with firestorms sweeping across the land. They never discovered FTL so they were reliant on aliens for space travel.

A mix of culture, wanting to live somewhere better than underground cities, spreading culture and their people to other worlds, and having little else to trade led to a dominant slave market.

You're a fucking idiot.
A FUCKING IDIOT.
Yes.

Yes.

Yes it is.

Now we're going to get Veeky Forums shitheads. When we're already the rejected redhead stepchild of Veeky Forums.

You donkey.

We're gonna have insufferable Veeky Forums hipsters all over the place now. The thread as it is now is gonna look like a fucking paradise compared to when they show up. You fucking retard.

I'm so sorry, i though i was helping.

Everyone this is our last supper, dig in.

>namedropping /jc/
>thinking it's not going to be another embarrassing moment with the Veeky Forums parliament threads

You have a fucked up idea of helping if you think NAME DROPPING US is a good fucking idea. It's gonna be worse than an SB raid soon. Thanks asshole.

Calm down, 9/10 odds they won't give a fuck beyond maybe a "Leave us alone" shitpost.

Learn from this. Never think that you're helping.

Ya'll're overreacting. Why the fuck would they want to come here. Why the fuck would anyone want to come here.

I don't have the link, but I'm sure someone around here probably kept it for safekeeping. You can probably get it if you ask. Was one of the few times where Veeky Forums parliament unanimously voted in favor of something iirc.

DELETE THE FUCKING THREAD!

Something tells me you're not a regular user of Veeky Forums.

It's Gone!

I come here for the porn & CYOA threads.

What if this was all planned by Veeky Forums?

Always assume the worst will happen.

Ok which of you dense fuckers did this ?

I swear to god you faggots can't go a day without leaving your containment board. I haven't seen such a mass if retarded plebians in all my days.

The fuck is that thing in his left hand?

THE ROAD TO HELL, user.

IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS FOR A REASON.

ASoIaF has a lot of slaves.

FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB! DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

Do you even lift?

, presumably.

...

I LEAVE FOR TWENTY MINUTES TO GRAB SOME GOOD, AND I COME BACK TO THIS.

GOD DAMN IT WHY.

I read 4 of those books, yay!

My gelato shop runs a little delivery service, thanks to the enchanted containers they always remain cold no matter how long it takes to get there.

Pic unrelated.

Could you guys please not bring this stuff over to Veeky Forums?

That's a huge ass pump in the pic then.

Good what?

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>pic unrelated
FUKKEN SAVED
Any more jack chick edits?