GM: okay, we will be running a game set in a dystopian cyberpunk prison colony where the prisoners have revolted and taken over half the planet, what character would you like to make (that guy)?
That guy: Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.
There will be no division, no hate, no pain. Only the holes and filling them will matter.
And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape user the First. I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.
GM: pic related
Anyone else have one of these guys in their group?
>Anyone else have one of these guys in their group?
No, I didn't have the pleasure of banning anyone from coming anywhere near the same cubic kilometer as me yet.
Austin Moore
>through dick, unity
Easton Bell
>me as I read this post
Juan Richardson
Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?
Benjamin Butler
>I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.
Wyatt Cruz
If an waste of flesh like this somehow wormed his way into my group, I guarantee he wouldn't remain there long.
Levi Thompson
Sounds like a decent starting motivation for a Slaaneshi Black Crusade PC, to be honest.
Eli Sullivan
put me in the screen cap
Camden Torres
put me in
Michael Campbell
>How do you prevent the biggest bubba from violating your hole in the initial fucking and taking over the group with his mongo prison fucking skills? >How do you prevent a single individual claim sole ownership of your desirable butt? >Will you be using the anal circumference mechanic from FATAL?
Adam Rogers
Well... probably, maybe... I sure hope so! I just got my second player to join the Fetlife campaign...
Thomas Green
>things that never happened
Austin Gray
no shit mate.
Dylan Ward
Why would anyone take time to blatantly lie on a Mandalorian cage fighting correspondence just for epic upvotes?
Colton Reed
>Not recognising pasta
Nathaniel Parker
Sounds hot.
Lucas Bailey
I can't
What does
stop
Ayden Sullivan
>Mandalorian cage fighting correspondence Okay you're taking that meme officially too far
Jeremiah Price
>Pleasure Its never good, user
Grayson Bailey
That guy's an alp, user. You need some good ol' fashioned bulling. Include me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Adrian Hill
Sounds like you just hate creative players who ruin your railroad user.
Joseph Martinez
Every day we stray further from God Emperor's light
Noah Gonzalez
Then again I honestly expected the OP to tell us next how his players made a blind librarian and a quadriplegic downs kid as characters.
Parker Edwards
your kind needs to stay in /jp/
Ethan Cox
Do you have a thread going yet? I want to follow that shit
Hudson Collins
...
Ethan Harris
we /dg/ now
Asher Hall
How did you get the Rape Factory guy in your group?
Benjamin Scott
Not yet. I need to discuss some things with her and my other player to have enough content to warrant a thread. I will, however, say that she has a pegging fetish.
Jaxon Jackson
can't beat the dick no no
Juan King
thanks OP
Andrew Nelson
...
Brody Sullivan
That guy seems to be an old fa/tg/uy.
Owen Jones
smoke you
Anthony Nguyen
Put me in da screencap ya git
Carson Jenkins
And yet, not far enough.
Joseph Harris
This. I laughed.
Liam Smith
Jesus.
Angel Collins
never play with people from Veeky Forums
>captha: WHAT WHAT
Aaron Harris
I always play with people from Veeky Forums. It's fun.
Jordan Taylor
Don't put these redditors in the screencap.
Benjamin Flores
>Only the holes and filling them will matter
Josiah Edwards
no...no
Colton Sullivan
...
Isaac Young
There's not going to be a screencap.
Evan Taylor
...
Ian Hughes
This is all that is necessary.
Kevin Hill
Get fucked.
Aiden Hall
Why has god left us?
Jack Reed
>rape gang >offering his holes >having the guards join consensually Doesn't add up, m8.
Eli Collins
Sounds to me like the best player in the group.
Gavin Howard
Of all the possible settings you could have used, I don't have much sympathy for a GM who expects prisonrape not to come up at all in a prison setting.
Hunter Walker
...
Cooper Moore
Easy Fix.
Make the player roll on a Consequences Table for each Ass-Stretching session that doesn't involve a Condom, whether it's a dick, a table leg, or a beer bottle or whatever. Dystopian Prison Items are just as unsanitary as Dystopian Dicks.
Also, Condoms are the most precious and expensive single item in the Facility. Worth upwards of 1000 Cigarettes/Credits/Blowjobs/Whathaveyou
D12 Consequences for Unprotected Rectal Enlargement:
12) Pleasurable Diameter Increase 11) Painful Minor Diameter Increase 10) Anal Fissure (Roll on Mind-Bending Agony Table 8 times per-day for 6 weeks) 9) Explosive Anal Warts (1d4 dmg + all others within 10 feet take 1 dmg + Save or Nausea. 12 pops per-day) 8) Ebola 7) AIDS 6) Ebola-AIDS 5) Space AIDS 4) Projectile AIDS 3) Ultra-Super-Space-Herpa-Syphill-Bola-AIDS 2) Your Anus Is Bleeding! (You have 5 Minutes of Consciousness and 10 Minutes until you Bleed Out. Can you say Emergency Self-Cauterization?) 1) Roll 3 Times and Stack Results
Also, it's still an order of magnitude less gay than FATAL.
Adrian Anderson
It feels good when people catch the references you pitch.
Pun Intended, Sailor.
Charles Lopez
Holy shit this is gold!
Owen Garcia
I saw this, and the creator's other shorts, in an actual theater. The creator came on stage after each one to explain the artistic intent of the short and his emotional journey in creating it.
San Francisco is a weird town...
Jack Barnes
Thanks... I guess?
I write a LOT of homebrew for multiple games and genres so I can crap out d4-d20 tables in seconds for just about any purpose in any setting.