Who is/are the most intimidating elf?
Who is/are the most intimidating elf?
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>so intimidating that an entire army thought he was a fucking god
>so intimidating that the big bad himself didn't want to fight him
Somebody /thread me. I'm very confident in this post.
Trick question.
Elfs are pussy coward faggots and can't be intimidating, no matter the setting.
You want intimidating, you get nice, manly dorf.
>literal demigod literal murderhobo who fucked everything up
Gonna go with only decent elf I know....Cacame Awemedinade Monípalóthi
Oberon
Or Santa Claus
>elves are all faggots like the memes commands
>but Tolkien elves don't count
Dwarffags, everybody.
feanor would also pass as a pretty intimidating elf, considering the whole genociding my fellow to loot their ship, then fucking to mortal lands to pick on literal satan
Ok, we raise elf king of dwarfiest dwarfs that ever were ever made.
>Elves
>Intimidating
Pick one.
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These faggots can't even humor the thread topic before spouting memey bullshit.
Good enough for government work.
That one horrible canon OC Donut Steel Elf from the Forgotten realms comics that had her Alignments split into a Drow and a Moon elf, and then fused back together into a single OC donut Steel Elf race.
**With the combined sexual experimentation appetite of BOTH RACES I might add.**
**Every issue she ever showed up in in the canon FR comics after this had her arm in arm with another fucking guy she was fucking the shit out of.**
**It's a very good thing this never occurred in a manner that involved the entire alignment spectrum else they'd have effectively made Slaanesh.**
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David Bowie
/thread
No point continuing
>DIO
>elf
I came here to post Fingolfin and am quite pleased to see someone else did it as the first post.
/thread
orcs
Sometimes they wear the hide of a giant white lion they slew with their own hands. Sometimes they ride chariots with them. They are tall and have big two-handed axes because fuck you, taste elfish steel.
Cacame Awemedinade, warhammer wielding king of the Creation of Ferns dwarves
Eärendil was pretty badass too
He makes potions so strong that they can kill dragons.
>DIO
>David Bowie
Are you, uh...are, uh...you, you, uh...huh?
They may not look like it, but these guys are complete bullshit.
if you ever find one let me know
I know that you just wanted to post that pic, but I'll respond anyway,
All elfs are intimidating to lumberfoots because they're so graceful and superior.
>You want intimidating, you get nice, manly dorf.
Literally midgets.
I actually posted just to see how long it would take for someone to post
Is there a booru for Ribbon stuff?
>first time seeing this image
>my sides
I'm dying.
Are you satisfied?
Honestly, I feel simultaneously satisfied and cheated that it was the first post, but am enjoying the other answers as well.
Like, wtf is this.
David Bowie is Kira not DIO
You know, that could almost make for an interesting setting detail: Elves and Dwarves exchange rulers for a couple decades every century in Order to keep the peace.
Of course this is just pasting a Sitcom trope over a fantasy setting.