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>Dark Millenium contains the new rulebook in hardcover
Holy shit sign me the fuck up

We've known this

I go to a fucking cook out and you autistic nerds manage to fill up a thread to 900+ posts. So what all did we learn past the Blood Angels points reveal. I am hyped for Death company.

Alright I'm gonna need the story of the guy screaming about muslims

SoB are now GSC Breeders.

>He doesn't know
user...I...I don't know, BA don't interest me

Almost full tau pointcost/list. 300p riptides m8

Any leaks for the Dark Angels? i need to know if i have to shelve my deathwing for another edition.

Basically all of Blood Angela and T'au leaked.

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>2017
>caring about space marines
>caring about BA

user it's time to stop.

Buy the Primaris Marines!

>Skims through the last couple days of Faction Focus(es?)
>GSC are mentioned
>GSC are allowed to steal/loot IG vehicles, yet Orks "Looted Vehicles" have been reduced to a bland "Looted Wagon"
>The OG of looting can't even loot anymore
Itz a load o' zoggin squigshit I tellz ya!!

...

yfw "chadmarine" dicklets have nothing that can match the HELLFORGED LEVIATHAN DREADNOUGHT

>>GSC are allowed to steal/loot IG vehicles
This has been a thing for like 9 months you scrub

gsc don't loot them

Any Chaos Wargear tables leaked yet?

Okay so story time.

This guy who we will call "Mr. O" is probably the most infamous person at our store. He is known by name reliably at every store within 100 miles, if only through rumour.

He is almost spherically fat. I get it, he's autistic, exercise takes discipline. But the result is he fucking stinks. He stinks to high heaven. He is the only person I have ever met who people physically avoid in the street, like water parting around him, due to the stench.

He has been told by our LFGS Manager repeatedly that he has to go home and take a bath or a shower, and wear deodorant, both of which he apparently hates doing due to sensitivity or something, it makes him uncomfortable.

This doesn't make him special, of course. Many GW autists meet these criteria. The big issue is he also has some right wing views, which is fine, but he also feels the need to aggressively spout them. Constantly. If he waddles over to you, forcing his cloud of stench upon you, forcing you to lean back in his chair, good chance he's wanting to talk to you about the muslims.

The angrier he gets, the more he blames things on muslims. He fluffs a leadership test - muslims are all violent, it's a violent religion. He fucks up his target priority - fucking muslims killing people all muslims are the same.

This is what gets him kicked out of the store, over and over. Inevitably, his antisocial behavior leads to people avoiding him. That makes him upset. That makes him want to talk about muslims, I guess his way of trying to socialize? That makes people avoid him more. That makes him angry. He spergs out loudly about muslims.

The worst part is he doesn't take the Manager seriously. No matter how fucking angry our Manager (whos wife is a muslim) gets, he just giggles and does this weird kind of rutting motion with his hips, totally fucking with the Manager who just wants the guy to stop making people leave the fucking shop.

>SoB are now GSC Breeders.
>SoB not being used to make 'betta Diggas'
This is just downright heretical!

Yeah, except for, you know, the Leviathan Dreadnought, not Hellforged™ Edition.

Kroot hounds can be taken as independent units at 4 points per model, are 12 inch move and are cheapo horde assault chaff.

So basically, turns out Kroot hound spam for blocking, tarpitting, counter charging and distractions is the new tau meta.

NOT UNTIL THEY GIVE DADDY BACK

why doesn't the manager just outright ban him?

Wayland games has shitty delivery, problems everywhere. Triple helix delivered stuff in time and well packaged. awesome customer service via skype too! the 15€ delivery fee isn't that bad when you consider that 60€ stuff costs about 40-45€...

Kutami?

Canon since the rerelease of the GSC

Some news about FW indexes or no?

>This has been a thing for like 9 months you scrub
I haven't been paying attention to the nids lil' sub-faction until just recently.
>gsc don't loot them
They're looting them in everything but name user. Only thing they're not doing, as far as I can tell is adding extra dakka like the Orks do.

It's mildly irritating.

Many thanks! Have we gotten specifics on the benefits/stratagems offered by different Septs? Fingers crossed that Bork'an get something good.

No, we'll end up getting those last. The other leaks we're still waiting on are way more important anyways.

The problem is Mr. O is also quite a prominent figure in the autistic community, and by that, I mean the local autistic centre praises him like an angel. They also praise our LFGS because he sings their praises. It's a lot of good PR, apparently, and if he was to get banned, no doubt he would go back to them and cry and whine and complain... and that would be a PR nightmare. He writes a column for their Autism magazine/newsletter or whatever. It gets heavily edited, obviously, removing all the muslim stuff. But he almost always mentions how Warhammer/GW has helped him manage and deal with his autism, and they run articles on how it helps autistic kids engage with maths, socializing, etc.

Basically, they're damned if they let him stay, damned if they don't.

It would be nice to see a full profile for at least one real Titan, not just a knight scale mini-superheavy.

Extra heretical.

Just wait til they release Orkstealer Hybrids and GSC get to loot your shit too.

grot rebels when?

What about cute Slaaneshi butts?
>image implied

what's his main army?

As a non-riptide/non-waacfag soon-to-beTau player should I worry about new leaked Tau profiles? I mean people are autistic screaching about riptides but didn't really commented anything else

No one even really plays with those stupid fucking things, they're way beyond the scale the game can actually handle. It's a gimmick to sell giant collectible shit for people with too much money.

Obviously Eldar

Its fucking nothing.

The tag is just something you decide on, that have no rules associated with them. They're just a way of differentiating different septs in your army.

I'm sure once we get codexes, we'll see specific bonuses or strategems for various sub-factions.

Plenty of things in the Tau dex that weren't seeing play look more viable now, I wouldn't worry.

They got nerfed for sure, but they sorely needed it. The army isn't just going to fold and die in the competitive scene now.

Naw m8, things look pretty solid for normal tau players

I wouldn't be concerned. Standard wisdom is to focus on your core units while we wait for the entirety of 8th to drop, as we won't know what's good/bad till then. The Start Collecting is a great deal.

>things that never happened
fantasywelt

Wow so he's literally autistic.

Just secretly film him pulling his right wing rubbish and ban him from the store. If he threatens to write bad things then upload it to Youtube.

His armies are (he spends a lot of money in the store too, probably a reason he's still there), in order of when he started collecting them:

Vanilla Marines
Slaaneshi Daemons (LOL BOOBS - actual quote)
Necrons
and now Tyranids, he dropped 300 quid like it was nothing

>Plenty of things in the Tau dex that weren't seeing play look more viable now,
only because all the things that WERE viable have doubled to trippled in points

>Looting the Loot

Wait what? I thought Tau were going to btfo of all other armies with their undercosted things again.

Not everyone will agree with this

There is objectively no way to play a good fun game of 40k with a Warlord-sized Titan on the board. It warps the entire game to it's retardedly out-of-scale stats and special rules.

user, some tread ago you bring the comix about ork aviator. May you bring it again? or give link

>his "leviathan" dreadnought doesn't know how to self-repair by bathing in the blood of its victims
>it can't even take a Soulburner Ribaudkin

Lots of laws about filming people without their permission here. Fucked if I'm going to jail over that cunt.

RAILSIDES ARE BACK BABY, GET HYPE.

Black Templar leaks when? I need to know what the Emperor's Champion does!.

>Warlord-sized Titan on the board
some sort of fun. It`s for people, who like really epic battles. Sometimes, its interesting

Lolno

Cry more about your triptides being put in their place.

There been any more big IG leaks?

People like this are the reason im terrified to leave my small group of people and go to a store. I cant handle autists, or smells

So does SM dreadnought include equipment? 70 seems undercosted. What about termies?

What could I do to make some Boltguns from BaC look like Inferno Bolters for some kitbashed Rubrics?

Even in public spaces? Damn, I guess get in touch with the people from the autistic magazine and ask for advice on how to explain to him that what he is doing is inappropriate? Sounds like you need to be a fucking specialist to deal with that shit.

I want my fucking lost and the damned rules you faggot

Tau have been leaked. Everything I want now is full Nids and Crons leaks

They're not even coming out by launch, you're gonna have to wait user. Play a real GW army and you wouldn't have this issue.

They don't want to hear it. The manager has tried. They think he's an angel, despite the whole, you know, hating muslims thing. Hes their posterboy.

A bad mark against him would be bad PR for their company, no doubt.

Freehand weird arcane sigils on them

Has this been finished yet?

>165p per railside

>termagants cost less than a meltabomb
>meltabomb is 5pts
>tfw

Can't wait for Tyrant Wings to cost 100+ points.

(Nah actually from the sounds of it they'll still be cheap but the benefits will be waay toned down).

> real GW

its ok user, being held back in school is nothing to be ashamed of

what a beautiful beast. He likes cocaine?

none of them include equipment. If you gave it two combat arms it would cost 80 more points, to 150.

If he's still coming that implies that at least one person is still willing to play games against him. There is a simple solution to your problem user.

youtube.com/watch?v=lfZ8XmMkR-c

Any flyers leaked yet?

I'm pretty sure there's also lots of anti hate speech laws if you really wanted to get rid of him.

Fuck. I guess you already thought of reporting him to the cops for hate speech too.

They've costed less than a meltabomb for years, that's not the issue with Tyranids. They need better biomorphs

Oh, it's not my work - just pic from google for attention

Deldar leaks please I need to know if I need anything other than venoms, talos, warriors and reavers

You bastard
It worked tho

Its fine, gaunts are cannon fodder for Hive Mind.

That's the thing, there's always new people in the store. It's a big ass store, and we get a few new people a week. Do you want to be the guy who goes up to every new person and says "avoid the guy in the waistcoat and fedora"? Pretty sure the Manager wouldn't appreciate that, even if he would understand it.

The thing is, he's obviously driving people away, because he has thrown models against the wall (always his so far but it's a matter of time), chucked dice on the floor, and generally ruining games for people as some of their introductory games.

Of course he only plays new people, because only new people don't know to avoid him.

>termagants cost less than a meltabomb
Where are you reading this?

You cannot just imply butts and leave it at that. The prince of pleasure would be very disappointed in you.

Notable Tau Base Model Cost Changes:
-FW/Breachers went from 9 to 8 ppm
-Pathfinders went from 11 to 5
-Crisis went from 22 to 42
-Broadside went from 65 to 80
-Riptide went from 180 to 209

there's a diffrence between being given a tank and crossing your fingers behind your back when you pinky swear to use it to smithe the imperiums foes and ripping out all the electronics because you don't understand them and patching up the whole you clawed out of teh front with some steel plates you took of a sentinel

heldrakes

The two tau fliers.
We still have directional movement.
fliers still can't be charged except by units with FLY
shooting at fliers is at -1

Heldrake got leaked. Costs 138 points before you add anything on, don't know how much its weapons will cost as far as I know. gonna bet it ends up around 180.

>melta bombs need to be clamped in place
>lol nah, just throw that shit at anything 4 indes away

On the pizza forum
I'm pizza myself

Has anyone tried comparing their old lits with the new point values?

I've tried it with my Sisters and my current 1500 point list is coming out at over 2000 points. It's pretty much what I would expect, considering tansports have gone up in value all round, plus I think in one of the early FAQs or Q and As they mentioned 2000 points was probably the new standard.

Pretty sure his support group or whatever could get him out of trouble if it ever happened. He'd just go crying to them like a four year old and they'd manage to convince the cops he "doesn't understand why what he's saying is wrong" etc etc, even though he knows fine well, he's just a cunt trying to get a rise out of people because he can't understand HYOO-MAN EMOTION and that's how he thinks socializing works because he comes to places like this and takes everything people say and the way they act at face value.

It's worth a try I guess but I'm not hopeful.