"Pick-up lines that work better on a dragon than a barmaid."

"It shoots fire"

What big assets you have

"Hey baby, I've got a diamond in my pants for you".

You sure are a coldblooded, selfish creature.

"You've got some killer breath"

Hey, if you don't have your head stuck up your ass I'll gladly put mine in.

You're one smokin hot babe

Nice booty, hot stuff.

I mean, all of these seem like there are at least some barmaids who'd go for it

They're still better for dragons.

My buddy is a wingman, personally I'm a tailman.

"I love how your eyes match your scales."

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For you

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Man, if you used that on my table i would allow you to roll for seduce.

Things you can say about your bard, but not your girlfriend.

You inspire me to be a better person

Go ahead and seduce the Orc,

You exist.

The tales they tell are always so captivating!

The bard always goes and tries to fuck everyth-

>but not your girlfriend

Oh.

Top-notch.

You make such wonderful music!

My, our conversations are so interesting and insightful, I can´t help but pay attention to everything you say!

Yes, that dress makes your butt look big

He's always playing around with the virginals...

"are you a dragon cause I wanna DRAG my balls ON yo face"

I want you to shut your damn mouth.

I really like your fingering action

This bitch got some booty.

Just a little flat, but nothing we can't fix

>roll initiative

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"How do you not know how to do this? Just put it in your mouth and blow!"

They can go all night long.

user, I...

Inside that guy's Bag Of Holding.

Forgot the word Objects/things at the start.

Too much rope and no lube whatsoever.
Also, a ridiculous amount of rapeseeds.

Twenty items that he "forgot to put on the sheet but would have definitely picked up at chargen"

Unapproved 3rd party splats.

Dragon phalli.

You cut too deep, user. Too close to home.

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Only two good ones itt, what the hell Veeky Forums?

Points for bravado at least

You really need a shave.

All the fun the rest of us aren't having.

A female NPC he kidnapped when we weren't looking.
No points for guessing why.

Another bag of holding.

the monster manual

The only good response in this entire thread

A handy dandy vial of Deus ex machina

Dare you let me enter my magical realm?

I am willing and able to fit my entire body inside of your cloaca in order to pleasure you.

That's a lot of gold you have there, wanna take a roll in it?

They like to fuck.

Everything he needs to enact his magical realm.

Tell me about the dragon, why does she wear the reverse scale?

KEK
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A portable hole.

Can't be beat.

>Another bag of holding

Then what's inside that one?

A pocket dimension comprised of nothing but the lady of pain's clit

More bags of holding.