"HEY! These are ELVISH woods! What are you doing in our domain?!"

>"HEY! These are ELVISH woods! What are you doing in our domain?!"

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Walking.

I need some new shoes.

Seeking your help. You see, there's a big hole in the desert beyond the sea, that goes all the way riiiight to Hell, and a megalomaniac asshole that builds something big in that hole...

Oh, thank god I've found you - I'm in great need of your help. You see, I'm here to kill elves.

>"Don't worry, elves are happy to help those who ask politely! Just don't WALTZ right into our woods please! So, the way to kill an elf - HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"

Looking for a man. Or rather a person. A bit over over 6 feet tall, beefy and sickly pale. Probably wears red robes with creepy embroidery. Seen one such by any chance?

I WANT TO FUCK YOU

What traditional game is this?

The most traditional of all games.

I'm here to impregnate every woman you have, and possibly some of the men as well.

Because you have HUMAN clay

I'm looking for an elf named Molesty McGee. He's wanted for multiple counts of sexual assault and other charges.

>our domain
>our
>domain
Hippity hoppity, your property is a spook.

Weekly World News are paying me five hundred dollars if I can get pictures of a live elf.
Speaking of which, can you take your hood off for a second? I don't want them thinking you're just some hobo with makeup on.

Minding my own business! Just like you should be knife ears.

Where da elf women at ?

Sorry savages. We'll put this land to better use.

Elves? What are you doing in England?

Taking a shit.

>continues shitting while making unbroken eye contact

I'm an anti-druid. I'm about to replace it with a sprawling suburb.

>"HEY! These are DWARVEN mines! What are you doing in our domain?!"

"... I thought this was Birmingham."

I'm on a recruitment drive looking for your most basic bitches.

I seek the seventh spirit of this domain.

Shit, I was just trying to get to the living room.

I seek the eastern frog of the northern woods south of the western kingdom of the great ape god. I think?

Sorry, just finished with your sister. Cheers.

But hold on
Isn't concrete made from natural things?
Couldn't you become a city druid?

taking my dog for a walk
now scram you retarded hobo before i call the police

Got chased in by beastmen. Really don't want to be here.

Being lost as fuck what does it look like.

"Mining my own business"

Fucking your "women".

You fools, elves have no women!
They conceive through buttsex, why do you think they're so feminine?

>buttsex
>feminine

When it leads to childbirth it is.

You will have to speak up.
I can't hear you over all this buzzing.

>Human lands are for the humans
>Dwarven lands are for the dwarves
>Halfling lands are for the halflings
>Elf lands are for everyone
Sorry, elf. Keeping humans and dwarves out of your forests is racist now. We promise we'll treat your lands with the respect they deserve. None whatsoever.

"Pick" your puns carefully...

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Chasing down some bandits heard they were in this area,if know anything please let me know

Animeposter, where do I download anime from now that nyaa died? I feel so lost now.

Beware all who dare trespass in Elven woods, for the woods themselves shall show you their welcome.

Anime's not gonna help you when stuck out in the elvish woods

Nyaa.si

what's this from?

nyaa.pantsu.cat

A thread that was about traditional games died for this.

Invading, dumbass. You and those damned dwarves will be annexed and integrated into the Glorious Empire! Now,

MUSKETS! LOAD POWDER!

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU

FIRE

Definitely not true.

GENOCIDE! MINING! GENOCIDE! MINING!
t. Factorio

Why are these threads always about elves? Because of guaranteed replies?

I have become lost,would you please direct me to the black library?

American suburbs are fucking scary. Like their designs are sponsored by the automobile industry. Seriously, how far is the average suburban shop from the nearest supermarket? Certainly not within walking distance if that picture is any indication.

Dunno mate, I was off to piss and the Gamemaster decided I would not follow the group.

just here to take care of the elf problem

the city decides the zone for commercial, industrial, and residential btw

Your grandmother was part of an elven designation that I worked as a guard for to our capital two months hence, and after we split from the group temporarily for some... private matters, a mix-up occurred and she was left with the ring with which I planned to propose to the woman I'm courting, and I was left with an elven brooch of hers in return.

I'm here to swap the two items and hopefully arrive back home in time that I can wed my beloved before her family pressures her into wedding a whitesmith instead.

I believe this to be HUMAN domain knife ear

Just chopping up some firewood

>"HEY! These are ORC hills! What are you doing in our domain?!"

snoo snoo

oh no, not elf slave what do again

>"HEY! These are DRAGON caves! What are you doing in our domain?"

Thought I'd forgot about you allying with Chaos?

Didn't you know?
Elves are a meme.

Wanna play a round or two of Gwent?

>"Elf woods? I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

and on the megalomaniac asshole that wants to build something big in that hole, there's a strange artifact that might destroy the world should it fall into the wrong hands...

Fuck damn it forest people. I got a fairy. I'll be fine.

MADE OF HELLFIRE

...

Bringing progress, you damn hippie faggot!