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Second for this awesome pic and Slaanesh.

2nd for Orks

You're right, that anime girl isn't cute enough!

How do I deal with a lychguardstar with tyranids

Reminder that worthless people make intelligent contributions and are 1d4dditors

Lychguardstar?

play 8th edition

Necron lychguard led by Deceiver with Obyron and Crypteks

>go away for an hour
>dark angels have lost their warlord and spent 5/6 command points
>thousands sons still have 3/3 cp and magnus

Play 8th.

Reposting from last thread

Dark Eldar list, focus on Covens. Please rate and comment

>Haemy w/ Electrocorrosive Whip

>5 Wracks w/ Ossefactor and Scissorhand

>Venom w/ 2 Splinter Cannons

>5 Wracks w/ Ossefactor and Scissorhand

>Venom w/ 2 Splinter Cannons

>6 Grotesques

>Cronos w/ Syphon

>Talos w/ 2 Macro-Scalpels and 2 Haywire Blasters

>5 Scourges w/ 3 Blasters & 2 Shardcarbines

1000 points

They lost their warlord AND his bodyguard to Magnus alone.

That guy is a rapetrain of smite-death.

Is this a new meme?

>post yfw people begin to refuse to play against mortars

I need the Top 25 most important loyalists chapters.

I already have the 9 loyalist legions, minotaurs, Crimson fists, sons of Antaeus, black dragons, flesh tearers, hawk lords, howling Griffins, blood Ravens, Carcharadons, mortificators.

>sons of antaeus
>mortificators
>black dragons
>hawk lords
Literally who?

>tfw ork hordes are great but I already started painting my boyz as evil sunz speed freaks.

Black Templars and Mantis Warriors? Red Scorpions maybe?

> loyalist legions
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LOYALIST SCUM?

2000pt CW eldar list

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Warlock X2
Warlock bike
Farseer

Fireprism
Wraithlord
Dark Reaper (2 units of 3).

Firedragons(5) in waveserpent (3 cannons vectored engine).
Banshees(5) x2

Dire avengers(10) with shimmershield
Swooping(7) hawks
Windriders (3 cannon, 2 catapult)
Guardians(10) with missile launcher.

As in, no one cares about 7th right now.

Make the dreadnought a Lamenter for Chyron
Also make a Mantis Warrior

Rainbow Warriors

If you're talking about 7th, hitting them with a mawloc doesn't actually suck that much. If he scatters you're fucked though.

I actually find it somewhat impressive. Usually new editions are met with grumbling but 7th was such a massive shitpile that people actually look forward to 8th.

What are you guys doing now? Any models you're working on, games you're planning, games you've had recently, etc?
Reading WoM while listening to calm music and reading about dying Space Wolves is so comfy.

What music?

Sorry I don't respond to worthless people

Stormed out of my FLGS yesterday after people there refused to accept my mixed Nid/Guard/Space Marines army. I showed them the screencaps of the indexes and how since they all had my custom name in the keyword section it was legit. They all said lol fuck no and refused to accept my Wu Tang army.


Have any other Wu Tang players faced discrimination like this? GW really needs to release a statement affirming the Wu Tang playstyle so we don't have to deal with this.

>edition changed
>orks still i2 it seems

>Not realizing speed freakz footslogging boyz are still faster than regular boyz
Red= Faster m8 learn to play

Give it a rest. No one cares.

Nice trips satan.

- black Templars
- I don't actually see a raven guard there ( no pun)
- lamenters

These 3 are non negotiable.

Nah they're just M5"

>tfw not worthless

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Thems some cool Deathwatch, user.

But you really need a Storm Warden in there. Put some FFG in with your Relic.

How angry will you people be if I played Preheresy TS and SM force then had rando rubrics as legion of the dammned guys with flaming parts and shit?

If I squirted a fat log of shit onto the wargaming table, what unit could that proxy as?

It would make a nice IG tank company imo

Imperial Guard

Why not?

Primaris Marine Repulsor

Why would I be angry? That's awesome.

Dude I'm talking about 8th

Working right now, but my current project is a Raptor-heavy Emperor's Children warrant. They are going to be SO FANCY

Things ranging from light, sweet piano melodies to calm jazz and more. Gotta have some change after all. Current song is youtube.com/watch?v=zA4wSj973RY
Very relaxing.

>Regular humans M6
>Orks M5
Y tho?

they got short legs

Why does tg hate Blood Angels? Are you jealous of their sculpted pecs?

>melee race

Debating on what models and boxes I need to pick up for 8th. I'm tempted to just splurge on everything I want, but that's a long list

Orcs just a manlets. I wonder why SUPERHUMAN LEGIONERS move as normal humies

It's best ED of the year
too bad Chariot is such a cunt child molester

Built a Punisher cannon from my Demolisher kit. I figure I don't need to rebuild another Leman, I can just swap the turret on one of the models that I won't really use this edition.

My cat destroyed 6 in progress Heavy Weapons Teams so I rebuilt them. Broke apart a Scion to make a second Tempestor Prime with a rod.

Gonna prime a bunch of stuff later tonight. Also gonna pick up another Vostroyan squad tomorrow. I bought one pre-8th leaks and got a Lascannon and 3 Plasma guns thinking that because it's only -1 BS for heavy weapons on the move, I could have a decked out Veteran squad. After the leaks I decided I didn't really want that squad anymore. So now I'm going to make them both infantry squads with Heavy Bolters and a Plasma Gun.

Then I'm going to turn my previous 3 Cadian infantry squads into 30 more Conscripts so I can have 2 squads of 30.

I'm just glad they're stronger than 'umies now.

Warp fuckery can justify almost anything user. Just spend a little time on their background and make em pretty and people will love it.

dese gitz is always stepping on mi toez

>warrant

Fucking autocorrrect. WARBAND, ffs

Guardians of the Covenant
Lamenters
Raptors
Black Templars
Exorcists
Emperor's Scythes
Astral Claws
Storm Wardens
Golden Gryphons
Red Scorpions
Mantis Warriors
Celestial Lions
Add a Deathwing Terminator for good measure

>Having trouble with Nids in 8th

Drown him in Gants.

Because there has to be SOME reason to take a Rhino now.

Personally I'm a little miffed Skitarii didn't pull 7" or maybe even 8" move out of 8e, would go a long way towards fixing their lack of transport.

GK or BA for melee marines?

Mortarion

Grey Knights.

Sounds nice, user. Got any pictures? I'd love to see them.
I'm currently mostly satisfied with my armies right now but I understand that feeling. So many units that are looking more fun to use now are real tempting. Plus I kinda want to buy a ton of terrain, though I can't decide on any I'd want.
Yeah, I love the song. So relaxing to listen to, it's addicting to listen to and start feeling comfy. Chariot did everything wrong

I dont think alpha legion need rhinos

Berserkers+Kharn

Blood Angels or Space Wolves

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Sounds like a lot of work, good luck!

Do Blood angels/Dark Angels/Space wolves have access to codex marine stuff in 8th? Like contemptor?

Can an IG tank commander or Pask give orders to himself?

So what does the Fly keyword do for not Fliers...? does it mean my Crisis suits and friends fire at normal BS when shooting other Fly units?

Thousand Sons.

>I order me to shoot them
>Okay, cap'n

No.

Anyone cap the battlevids?

Not on my phone, and they are still in the modelling stage. Pro tip: old metal jump packs married to the new plastic kit makes for ASTOUNDING Raptors. By the same token, Volkite weaponry from the 30k range make for some pretty good Sonic Blasters

And they can charge them in glorious melee if you weren't a freaky fish guy.

It really can't be that simple

Certain units might get bonuses or penalties for shooting at things with the fly keyword. Also, flyers can only assault other flyers.

How are GSC these days?

Alfa legion

Mantis Warriors, my dude.

Well, for one they can charge/assault Airborne flyers.

ignore terrain/other models when moving, I assume.

How does Chaos' dinosaur walkers look in this edition? Forgefiends good yet? What about defilers?

Some of them, but for the most part they are things that they already had

My dragon cant land into horde and crush them all?

Red Hunters, Red Scorpions and Exocists

Why not?

Officers could order their own unit last edition.

If they didn't take out the donkey punch, I'd love to attempt to ruin some Necron croissant's day with it.

so it's basically free skyfire, then... thanks anons

Ah, alright. Sounds exciting though, I hope they turn out nicely when you finish them.

Can fall back and shoot in the same turn.
Can ignore models and terrain in the movement phase.

>Also, flyers can only assault other flyers.
Dammit son, learn to read and stop repeating this bullshit.

They can jump over stuff to charge other units provided there's space, go up on top of buildings to avoid the green tide of orks or nids running across the board.

>so it's basically free skyfire, then.

No it isn't

Why are mortars a meme now??

Donkey punch?

They're free to take any tyranid units that they want as part of a detachment without restriction.