Imagine a world ruled by the iron fist of Canada

>Imagine a world ruled by the iron fist of Canada

How did they do it?
What would the world need to be like for Canada to desire global domination and actually succeed?

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Alt history where British rule of North America didn't dissolve so readily (maybe the French failed to bail out the revolution) and Canada becomes this massive north American powerhouse. Some weirdness in the 20th century leads to a Canadian born Napoleonic/Hitler figure expanding the reach of the noble British empire even further, and before you know it, the world has timmies on every corner and guard-geese in every rcmp office headquarters.

>Mind-controlled armored grizzly bear shock troops poor out of the border and make short work of much territory in the American Northeast.

>a Canadian born Napoleonic/Hitler figure
You don't need any more weirdness. One of those was born.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrien_Arcand

They bored the most of the humanity to death i guess.

It'd be pretty fucking boring until it disintegrated into ethno-national factionalism.

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>Imagine a world ruled by the iron fist of Canada

Canadian parliament recently passed two bills which, among other things, make it illegal to talk to your kids about their homosexual or transsexual feelings and criminalize knowingly or unknowingly referring to a transsexual with improper pronouns.

Canada is on its way out.

It will be interesting to see how deep the leftist looney-hole goes, with the Canadian population as the guinea pigs. Hopefully not as deep as Venezuela and the lack of toilet paper.

And yet in this story they remain on the empire's cock. I don't get why commonwealth fags romanticize that shit, flying Union Jacks over their own banners. Was King George's dick really that delicious? How about instead we come up with an alt history where Canada takes over the commonwealth at its height by putting Britain in her place? Because that sounds more like they stumbled into it while still kissing Victoria's rotund ass.

Maybe Arthur Currie is born a hundred-some years earlier and is filled with some terrible resolve?

I'm calling bullshit.

They need MORE MONEY

youtube.com/watch?v=LyP_m4TMZBQ

We're the quiet dictatorship. The ruling cast here decided a long time ago that they can make do with lording it over a smaller population. They're not interested in larger scale, gets too messy.

That being said, the plan basically needs a larger power to sell resources to. We don't have the population or industrial base to do much else.

A weird alt-history where the northerners lose the american civil war and get lumped into canada so it has more industrial base and population centres would be a good start.

I mean, you can. Ignorance is the privilege of the well-off.

It is illegal in Canada to refer to a transsexual person by a pronoun they choose not to like on any given day and it is now considered child abuse to talk about or question your child's sexuality or gender identity.

The Canadian government can take your child away from you if they think you aren't being sufficiently accepting of its approved political dogma.

Bills C16 and 89, respectively.

I don't see anything wrong with either of those things. Not least of all because CPS isn't even taking the kids away from people that really don't deserve to have them.

Again, ignorance is the privilege of the well-off. Talking to your children about their sexuality and questioning them about it isn't abuse, it's good parenting.

I'm aware, but I highly doubt that anyone is gonna go to jail for anything reasonable. Mostly because people aren't going to jail for doing unreasonable things as it is. The bill only exists for extreme cases so they can't possibly be passed over by an officer, social worker, or judge with pre-existing biases.

Oh shit are you the alt privilege guy from yesterday? Watching you hyperventilate is pretty great.

Wait, am I in /pol/? /b/? no wait... Veeky Forums... How in the fuck is this even Veeky Forums related?

You're misrepresenting both of those. Bill 89 was passed by the Ontario legislature, meaning it is only binding in that province, Bill C-16 simply adds to the list of things you cannot discriminate against in accordance with existing hate-speech laws. Even then, Bill 89 simply ensures that the wishes of the child (in relation to who they are) are respected.

>hate-speech laws.
Hate speech is not compelled, is the major difference. It redefines hate speech to include not only things you say, but things you choose NOT to say, i.e. preferred pronouns. I haven't misrepresented anything, user. In Canada, you can be accused of hate speech for not speaking.

The civil war is way too late, the north is a) not gonna lose the war and b) definitely not gonna rejoin Britain of it's own volition even if the alternative is become the confederacy. It would have to be the Brits taking significant parts of the States during the War of 1812 somehow.

You can be accused of hate speech for speaking incorrectly. Not referring to pronouns at all isn't gonna get you jailed. Only if you willfully use the incorrect ones can you possibily be charged, and even then you can just say you didn't know. If the jury decides that's the truth beyond a reasonable doubt then you're good.

>Only if you willfully use the incorrect ones
This is the problem, though. They aren't "incorrect," they're preferred and therefore non-binding to anyone in any legal or moral sense. What a particular person prefers to be called may change at any given moment and the bill simply doesn't have the teeth to enforce its own intent. It's a useless thing and can only be used for fascist ends.

And even then, the law specifies it must be in the use of , and I quote, "hate-propaganda"

This guy is, unfortunately, completely right.

Your naivete is touching but dangerous:

news.nationalpost.com/news/religion/christian-couple-says-child-welfare-removed-foster-children-because-they-refused-to-say-easter-bunny-is-real

Canadian bureaucrats and left-wing activists are Orwellian in how they enforce thought crimes.

No, it can only be used for placating a constituency. The liberals are padding out their policies with as much feel good tripe that will never be made use relevant use so they can avoid all the broken election promises and try and keep their millennial voters in their pocket. They're centrist Neo-Liberals user, they want money in their pockets, not lashes at your back.

You clearly don't know how hate-speech works under Canadian law. It has to be a targeted attack on a "protected" group (a religious, ethnic, racial group of any stripe) that is used for the incitement of violence. So unless you take out a bill-board or start preaching from the corner about how "the trans are insane faggots who need to die" or some shit, nothing would happen.

I'm unsure of how the Easter Bunny factors into the leftist agenda user.

>After the Second English Civil War of 1648-1649, the dominion of Canada refused to acknowledge the right of Parliament to govern them without a monarch and declared independence. With turmoil still present in England, Parliament could do little about its lost colonies, leaving the scattered settlements the task of coming together with a stable form of government. At first, the towns formed a loose federation of independent entities, but this would shortly be ended by the ambitions of Louis XIV of France, who saw the weakened and isolated territory as a perfect chance for a land grab. In 1653, French forces under the command of General Robert de Courcelle, crossed into the formerly English territory in an attempt to annex the region for France.

>The new federation was forced to unite behind a central leadership and government and allied strongly with the native tribes in the area that the French had made fierce enemies of. Their action succeeded in delaying the French advance and ultimately turning it back, but a state of war continued to exist between the countries. Oddly enough, it was England that came to the new Canada's rescue. Recognising that France would gain a monopoly on the trade in beaver fur, Cromwell dispatched ships to blockade French ports in Canada, effectively cutting the army off from re-enforcement and forging a very uneasy alliance with Canada. Emboldened by this move, the Canadian forces, aided by their tribal allies, swept into French territory and quickly turned the tables. By 1658, a humiliating treaty was signed that seceded what in our timeline would be Maine and Vermont to Canada and the French withdrew in complete disgrace. This war would sour French-Canadian relations for the next several centuries and lead to further armed conflict that would ultimately see the French completely pushed out of the region.

>Now united, the Canadian capitol was moved to Portland and the territories were consolidated under Mark Lakin, who declared himself King of the Canadian Federation in 1660. Cut off from immigrants from England, the new kingdom was forced to make strong alliances with the native tribes in the area and started the long process of assimilation with the Huron, who had been on the losing side of a series of wars with the Iroquois Confederacy. This influx of native people and their culture was met with stiff resistance by the more conservative elements of English-Canadian society, but given the natives' overwhelming numerical advantage, such voices were largely ineffectual, with the exception of a series of bloody riots in Portland in 1682-83, which ultimately influenced the move of the nation's capitol to Toronto, heralding closer relations with the Huron and other native tribes and shifting the centre of Canadian urban and commercial development further into the interior of the continent.

>Christianity gradually faded from prominence due to tribal influence and when King Mark's successor, Robert Lakin, took both a Huron AND an Iroquois wife (greatly helping long-tenuous relations with the tribe, following Canadian adoption of the defeated Huron), Christianity ceased to be supported as the state religion. Naturally, this caused several years of intense unrest in the eastern and more European settlements, but King Robert assured his subjects that they were free to practice their religion as they pleased and even enshrined the right to religious freedom in the country's laws, marking the first acceptance of a pagan religion alongside Christianity, since the fall of the Roman Empire.

>For a long time, Canada was slow to expand westwards, owing to the vast space and resources available to them in the east and internal difficulties stemming from their disparate cultures. Tensions between Canada and the American colonies had been high ever since the French-Indian War (which resulted in the last of the French either fleeing to Canada, or being expelled from the north of the continent) and colonial aggression against native tribes west of the Appalachian mountains. Canada had no influence over the territory, but it inflamed tensions within its own native population and neighbors, who feared similar action by Canada. Further, the Great Awakening and the wave of Christian revivalism in the English colonies, highlighted the sharp divide between the pagan and Christian populations in Canada, weakening the nation's unity. Indeed, when the preacher George Whitefield attempted to visit Canada to spread his message of redemption, he was promptly arrested and expelled from the country. The Awakening did however instigate a series of changes to native paganism and Canadian Christianity, which over the next century and a half would become what is known today as Angelic Shamanism.

Did they close /pol/ or something? They're not even putting elves in the OP anymore.

>Following American victory however Canada rose the wave of liberty and made the bold move of abolishing slavery within its territory. This was a move largely aimed at increasing its population by attracting the slaves it assumed the south would free. This of course failed to happen, but many escaped slaves did flee to Canada, when the British, whom they had previously fought for in exchange for guaranteed freedom, were defeated. In Canada, those slaves were granted automatic citizenship for themselves and their families. This naturally complicated relations between the nascent United States and Canada, but given how both countries had their own problems to deal with, things remained largely cordial.

>Following the revolution, Canadian population swelled, as displaced Iroquois who had fought for the British, fled the vengeful Americans and joined their old enemies, the Huron, in Canadian citizenship. The American idea of separating church and state however, went a long way towards healing the wounds the Great Awakening had inflicted upon Canada, when it was adopted by the Canadian constitution, which was penned shortly after the Americans wrote their own and it was recognised as a vitally important document by their northern neighbors.

>Over the next few years, Canada slowly consolidated itself and became by degrees more representative. In 1794, following the reign of King Harold 'The Lackluster' Lakin, the hereditary monarchy was quietly dissolved. Lackluster he may have been, but Harold was also well aware that dying, as he did, childless, would jeopardise the realm and so established the Low Council, giving common people a voice in government via the election of representatives for fixed geographic districts. He also empowered the High Council of nobility the power to elect every new monarch since that time. Candidates were at first limited to noble bloodlines and the royal family, but this would later change. After the end of the Lakin dynasty, in an astonishing turn of events, Rowtag of the Mi'kmaq Algonquin was elected as sovereign ruler of Canada. Within Canada, this was surprising, but not outright shocking. Rowtag had been raised in a very modern community and had only slight cultural ties to his people's tribal past, mostly limited to religious beliefs; other than that, he was as western as any of his people could be. Outside of Canada however, this placed a 'savage' in charge of a territoriality expansive, relatively advanced power on the American continent. This immediately caused tensions to spike and coupled with American territorial pressure and Canada's trade with England cutting into American profits, lead to war.

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>The War of 1812 was a wake-up-call for Canada. They had known war was coming for some time and had been purchasing arms from Great Britain, but the Napoleonic Wars in Europe meant their supplies had dropped drastically. Despite an attack on Toronto via Detroit being soundly smashed, the US army out-numbered the Canadians and the Canadians southern ally, Tekumseh was thoroughly beaten by the USA. Finally however, after the Napoleonic War ended, Canada indebted itself to Great Britain in order to purchase surplus warships and launched a series of attacks on US cities, including Washington itself, that finally brought the USA to the negotiating table. Despite Canada's defeat, no territory changed hands as a result of the war, however the USA did force trade concessions on Canada and also demanded that the low council be given a say in electing the monarch and that commoners should be eligible to stand for the position. Canada capitulated on these points, but then immediately instituted the National Hierarchy and Canadian Examinations of Merit. This measure, which remains in place today, made certain that Canadians could not rise above their station by anything other than holding the qualifications required. Commoners could theoretically become king, but were required to meet the minimum requirements to stand for the position. Naturally, this system has had to undergo several purges, as especially in the early days, corruption was rampant with bribes exchanging hands as a matter of course. Indeed, the system only became truly reliable for anything but the very highest and most scrutinized positions, in the closing days of the 19th century.

>With the war of 1812 however, Canada had found a new rival in America and immediately embarked on a campaign of national strengthening. Education, industrialisation, military and infrastructure expansion became the highest priorities of the nation. Exports quadrupled in the ten years following the war and the value of the Canadian Crown boomed. As the USA began to expand westwards, Canada determined that it was its duty to oppose this expansion and so began the 'Race to the Coast'. Canadians were hampered by their sudden reversal of their historically friendly policy of non-interference with the local tribes, but were able to successfully claim what in our timeline would be northern Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Washington and Oregon. In addition to this, they formed very strong ties with the natives in the USA's new territory and when the Plains Wars broke out, sold arms and supplies to the natives at a loss, purely to slow America's 'imperial ambitions'. The irony of this was, of course, that by this point, the position of 'king' had been eclipsed by the title of 'Emperor' as Canada declared itself an empire that encompassed the breadth of North America. Displaced natives were eagerly absorbed by Canada, but while at first the welcome the natives received seemed earnest, the nation's rapid expansion had brought with it a wave of cultural superiority that began to attempt to 're-educate' the Sioux, Cheyenne, Crow, Blackfoot, Salish and other tribes that had joined their empire.

>Only the rise of the Hunkpapa leader Sitting Bull and his impassioned plea to the Emperor to respect his people's traditions ended the practice. Almost overnight, every re-education school was closed and the 'Horror Treaty' was signed, in which Canada admitted full responsibility for its actions and promised compensation to the displaced tribes. As propaganda, this treaty was a major victory for the Untied States, which painted Canada as weak for submitting to the demands of savages.

Honestly, the only way that would happen would be after something like this:
>WWIII starts
>in less than an hour murrica, Europe, most of Russia, china, both koreas and Japan get wiped out, they become a hellish radioactive marsh
>the chosen people get nuked too by those pesky Iranians in an epic last effort
>poos nuke themselves somehow
>most of Asia and Africa get irradiated by the nuclear dust killing millions and leaving the land poisoned
>South America fall to chaos and go back to throw spears and arrows again, just how they like it, before the radiated dust get to them anyway
>most islands in Oceania get submerged by the melting of the ice or get forgotten and poisoned sooner or latter
>amid this bleak world stands the place no one ever remembers
>the most bland country in human history
>everyone forgot about Canada and they survived all this miracously unscathed
>the time has come, don't mess it up buddies
>they just stay there and eat maple syrup on nuclear ashes until extinction :D

What the fuck anyone expects from Canada you sad tossers?

>Despite these setbacks, Canada's reach continued to expand and Canadian goods soon reached across the pacific. Finally, in 1909, Canada finished paying off its MONSTROUS debt to Great Britain for the ships that had ended the War of 1812. Canadian technology, science and natural philosophy was considered to be, if not the best, then certainly among the forerunners of developed nations, such as Germany, Britain and the USA.

>When WW1 broke out, Canada initially maintained neutrality, but tensions had again been rising with the USA and Emperor Gale Moreno decided that the perfect way to ward off war, would be to show the USA exactly who it was up against, in a controlled and limited manner. Thus, a joint agreement was signed with Britain and France to essentially provide Canadian mercenaries to fight on the Western Front. Despite being unused to trench warfare, Canada had little tradition of military history to cling to (apart from a few small skirmishes with the US cavalry during the Plains Wars) and so adapted quickly to the challenge.

Good start, getting off England's teet much sooner and kicking out France as well.

Holy shit yes. Fuck all the dumb /pol/ shit this thread is bound to produce, this is some fine alternative history narration. Proper world building. THIS is what Veeky Forums is about, /pol/tards and SJWs be damned in equal measure. You want to know why this thread is on Veeky Forums? This is why.

Is this made up on the spot or is it from something?

>In June of 1916, just two months before the British would deploy tanks at the Battle of the Somme, Canada unleashed its own variants at the Battle of Verdun and later at The Somme. Troop-carrying Canadian armoured half-tracks and Heavy Fighting Vehicles (the Canadian designation for tanks until 1940) encountered limited success at Verdun, due to the muddy terrain, however parachuted special forces composed of largely Native soldiers and covert offensives under cover of darkness (co-ordinated by squad radio), as well as mobile fire support and special weapons helped avoid disaster. Later, alongside British troops at the Somme, the Canadian advantage was enough to smash the German trench lines, until heavy artillery fire ground the offensive to a halt. As mercenaries, Canada had no say in the Treaty of Versailles and profited little from the way. However, war with the USA failed to materialise and so Emperor Gale's plan was lauded as a success.

It's a from a word document I've had on my dinosaur of a computer since forever. No idea were it came from.

>Sadly, the Great Depression destroyed the spirit of triumph in Canada. The royal government very nearly broke under the strain and the country once again found itself deeply in debt as it desperately tried to prop up its failing economy. Just as it seemed things were starting to recover however, the Nazi party took power in Europe, following the Night of Long Knives and immediately, Canadian intelligence took note. Having been focused on domestic problems throughout the depression, Canada was shocked to find the direction the world was heading and immediately started arming for war. The USA obviously took this motion as hostile, but Canada desperately assured them that their arms were not directed south. Things eased off slightly, when Canadian troops rushed to support Poland during Germany's invasion. Despite Canadian technology and support, the Poles ultimately still surrendered and Canadian troops were forced to withdraw.

How the fuck do Canadians get into Poland? Moreover, how the fuck do they stay a monarchy where the Emperor has any amount of power this long as a modernized industrial power?

Some of this is good, but some of it is a total wank.

>The Canadian navy was outright anemic at this point, containing not a single battleship and only two aircraft carriers. As the Canadians were re-deploying to assist the Netherlands, the Kriegsmarine caught up and systematically crushed them at the Battle of the Frisian Islands, sinking the IMS Golden Horn - Canada's only battlecruiser, as well as 80% of destroyers and cruisers present and 40% of the troop transports containing the remains of the Polish Expedition. The Canadian Atlantic Fleet was forced to limp away, up the coast of Britain and anchored in the Firth of Forth, Scotland. Canada immediately declared unilateral and unlimited support for the British Empire against Germany, despite the losses keeping the majority of their forces in Canada.

>It would take until American entry into the war, before Canada considered the sea lanes safe enough to send more troops to Great Britain, in preparation for D-Day. Following the attack on Pearl Harbor, Canada joined the United States in war against Japan, given their Pacific Fleet was as-yet untouched. All proceeded well and much as in our own timeline, with the exception of the Battle of Midway. After a Canadian spy plane was shot down, under torture, it's pilot yielded the American plan to lure the Japanese into a trap. After much debate, the Japanese refused the engagement, thus preserving much of their fleet strength and slowing the end of the war in the Pacific. In 1946 however, American marines pressed close enough to be able to launch air strikes at the Japanese mainland. By this point, Canada knew about Project Manhattan, partly due to spy work that failed to penetrate the project proper, but identified the loose idea of it and partly through necessary co-ordination with the Americans for the weapon's deployment.

>Once they became aware of the sheer obliterative power of atomic weaponry, Canada immediately opposed its deployment, even going to far as to warn Japan of an imminent attack by "a weapon of such overwhelming destructive power that it offends the very soul of the Emperor to conscience its use," and begged the Japanese to consider peace. Terms failed to materialise however and Hiroshima was destroyed, despite Canadian protestations. Shocked at the act, the Canadians immediately severed all ties with the United States and warned them against further use of nuclear weapons. This warning was ignored however. On August 9th, 1945, Nagasaki was erased from existence and Canada immediately declared war on America.

>This 'Second Day of Infamy' was significantly more effective than the first. Ships that had until hours before been allies immediately turned their guns on US ships and demanded surrender or destruction. Despite the lack of battleships in the Canadian fleet, the advantage of surprise and positioning was total and the majority of the US Navy was either scuttled or struck their colours. On land, the majority of the US forces were concentrated in Europe or the Pacific Islands, allowing the bottlenecked Canadian forces to be rapidly re-directed south into the barely defended American heartland. While the Canadian 4th Armoured rampaged through the midwest, cutting the United States in half, the 3rd Army under Lieutenant-General Joe Medicine Crow crushed its way down the east coast. Boston, New York and Philadelphia all fell within the first two weeks, with Baltimore being briefly occupied, just 30 miles north of Washington DC, before the US Army was able to rally and push the Canadian forces back to the siege of Philadelphia.

>With the United States distracted, the USSR was able to claim the entirety of Germany before anyone could say otherwise and in a move that would haunt Canada for many years to come, made tentative agreements to supply Canada with raw materials and the captive German genius, Wherner von Braun, in exchange for 170 miles of Alaskan coast and the Aleutian Islands. Meanwhile, Canada forged an agreement with the crippled Japan, promising peace with the USSR and protection from US attack, in exchange for Japanese battleship and carrier support. Having little choice but to deal with the devil, Japan agreed and with Canadian support, were able to strike the Californian coast and even traded away the Battleship Musashi, sister ship of the legendary Yamato.

And I almost liked this.

>The United States was enraged however and refused to give in. They considered nuclear action against Toronto, but rightly deduced that this would only incite Canada to further lengths to strike at the United States. Canadian special forces struck far beyond their means to support themselves, in order to eliminate the Los Alamos laboratory where fissile materials could be refined, losing some 1300 troops in the desperate effort to neuter the United States nuclear plans. Following this strike, the two countries raced for nuclear capabilities, but it was not the atom that was to end the war.

>Following his surrender to the Canadians, Wherner von Braun was immediately given the task of re-creating his V2 rocket and the full weight of Canada's technological base was behind him. By 1949, he had successfully replicated the design and by the following year, improved upon it. Fitted with the first generation of thermobaric warheads, these weapons were used to great effect against the US Atlantic fleet and later against Mt. Rushmore, as an ill-considered demonstration. The damage to a national monument further enraged the US, but with Canada offering terms and Communism spreading in Europe and Asia, as well as to their own shores,the United States begrudgingly agreed to peace.

>/pol/burger talking out of his ass
Bill C-16 literally only adds "gender identity or expression" to a couple of sections in the Human Rights Act and Criminal Code rattling off prohibited grounds of discrimination. There is nothing about redefinition of "hate speech" nor anything about preferred pronouns.
parl.ca/DocumentViewer/en/42-1/bill/C-16/third-reading
I know being triggered is part of your board culture at this point but at least take the time to read before you start mouthing off like that.

The treaty was signed on February 14th 1951 and shortly thereafter, Emperor Gale, Canada's longest-ruling monarch, was found dead. Coroner's reports stated it was simply due to exhaustion. Japan was placed under Canada's sphere of influence by the treaty as a 'protectorate'. To cement this alliance, Emperor Ashton Harper married Princess Taka of the Empire of Japan, ensuring close co-operation between the two countries.

Twenty bucks say's Gale is either the authors first name or the name of their furry alter ego.

>During the Cold War, Canada proved a third power, comparable to the United States and USSR, focusing its efforts mainly on preventing another disastrous war and advocating nuclear non-proliferation, preferring to focus arms development on potent conventional weapons. Canadian aid workers flooded Japan after the war, avoiding famine, helping to reform the diet and assisting greatly in the cleanup of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To this day, Canada has research facilities in both cities, working on ways to scrub radiation from the environment and living beings. Canada participated in the space race, much to von Braun's delight, but a security leak and safety concerns meant that they were a mere seven days behind the American's Apollo 11 launch. More efficient engine designs closed the gap between landings to six days, but it was still a bitter pill to swallow.

...

I didn't even know it was possible for a human being to like Canada, let alone write this much cringy fanfiction about an Orwell novel in the making.

Read, nigga, it's an elective monarchy.

I still don't buy a country acquiescing supreme executive power to an absolute monarch like that.

>The close contest between the United States and Canada, especially as the USSR collapsed under its own weight, spurred technology years ahead of what we see today. Both countries have permanent research bases on the moon and zero-g construction facilities in orbit. A joint manned mission to Mars left on August 7th, 2015 and is expected to reach the red planet in late 2017. Public co-operation aside, there is still a great deal of mistrust between Canada and it's southern neighbor, both of whom blame the other for the 'Nagasaki War'. Canada's relations with Russia have remained cool at best and outright diplomatically hostile at worst and the country relentlessly condemns meddling in the Middle East leading to the rise of Islamic terror groups. Debate currently rages in the Low and High Councils whether to seek a diplomatic solution, or enforce peace with a military mission.

And that all of it.

We already do. The canadian constitution is an elected dictatorship with minimal oversight, no obligations or transparency if they get a majority government.

He who controls the syrup controls the universe

>Doesn't read the bill.
>Doesn't watch the hearing.
>Accuses someone who's done both of not knowing what's going on.
And I'll say it again: Ignorance is the privilege of the well-off.

litigationguy.wordpress.com/2016/12/24/bill-c-16-whats-the-big-deal/

I linked you to the full, actual text of the bill. You tell me I didn't read it, and then link to someone else's WordPress blog which talks about provincial legislation from 2012 and by which means *nobody* has been prosecuted for not using "preferred pronouns"?
Amazing. Fuck yourself with a rusty spoon.

Fuck it, go full Red Alert. Replace Yuri psychic powers with Trudeau's supermodel looks

Only if the Trudeau in question is Pierre.

There's actually a song about this, believe it or not
youtube.com/watch?v=3G84iG3Ny3o

>with the Canadian population as the guinea pigs

That's the thing, user! Canadians aren't reproducing anymore, and they're getting replaced by the Chinese.

Ooh, does anyone else remember when Chinese home-owners were conducting manager meetings entirely in Mandarin? Some Canadians got cross about that because, you know, they can't understand what their overlords are saying, but the general consensus was "live and let live, they've got our best interests at heart~!"

Good fucking lord are those people whipped. Truly an example of what happens when you become a post-nation country.

Secularisation of society through reducing Christian bias. Allows other ethno/religious groups to participate without offending their beliefs.

Kaiserreich thread?