Post pick up lines an Ogre would use on a half orc (f)

Post pick up lines an Ogre would use on a half orc (f)

Need some stupid and xtreme cheese here boys.

"I'mma rape you."

Fpbp

Have him get confused about the math about half orc + full ogre

I really hate how small your image is, OP. I wanted to see it in detail.

Short, straight, and to the point. I like it.

hey bby u want sum fuk?

"MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA"

These are great

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

"Have baby stabby thing that may fit you, come try it." Refers to babies first dagger.

Ogre: "Is that my dick in your ass or am I just happy to see you?"

½-Orc QT: "That doesn't even make senseeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"My tusks will feel great on your thighs"

"Got in oger in you? Want some?"

"Good thing im not a troll cause you look so hot you'd burn me up"

"Damn you look tighter than a halfling baby"

How does an ogre go full spaghetti?

Jesus please we need more of these

½-Orc waitress: "Enjoy your meal."
Ogre: "Y-yeah, you t-too."

What you get when you put half-orc and ogre in bedroom?
New bedroom.

Dat ass got no -2 CHA modifrier on it, cutie.

Half orc? Me whole lot of ogre.

Your tusk look betta with me on them.

Pretty accurate

"Plz respond."

>be I
>be ogre also
>make talk with qt half orc
>I no think of words
>mfw the sun come up while I think

That's a troll.